- Altimus Prime
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- Honorable Member
... I have concluded that the Teletubbies are, in fact, evolutionary pinnacles of the New World Monkeys (Platyrrhini), such as white-faced capuchins or common marmosets, distantly related to the Old World monkeys, apes, and humans.
Further studies also have indicated that, in fact, the Forerunners were forcibly evolved by the Precursors via a common ancestor they shared with the Teletubbies. The cartilaginous masses on their noses slowly degenerated as they required much less use for them.
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TL;DR- Teletubbies are distant relatives of Forerunners and Earth's new world monkeys, proven with indisputable evidence behind scientifically accurate claims.
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[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:34 PM PST]