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Subject: After continual studies on the matter....

... I have concluded that the Teletubbies are, in fact, evolutionary pinnacles of the New World Monkeys (Platyrrhini), such as white-faced capuchins or common marmosets, distantly related to the Old World monkeys, apes, and humans.

Further studies also have indicated that, in fact, the Forerunners were forcibly evolved by the Precursors via a common ancestor they shared with the Teletubbies. The cartilaginous masses on their noses slowly degenerated as they required much less use for them.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

TL;DR- Teletubbies are distant relatives of Forerunners and Earth's new world monkeys, proven with indisputable evidence behind scientifically accurate claims.

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[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:34 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 8:32 PM PDT
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k

  • 12.03.2012 8:32 PM PDT

My God, it all makes sence now...

  • 12.03.2012 8:33 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Holy crap...

He may be on to something...

  • 12.03.2012 8:33 PM PDT

And just when the nightmares were starting to wear off, your had to bring them up again...

[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:34 PM PST]

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yeah he's right...

  • 12.03.2012 8:34 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories
yeah he's right...


I'm affronted you intended on proving me incorrect on the matter.

  • 12.03.2012 8:35 PM PDT

Covan was here, December 20th.

Come back later, after he's out of Parris Island.

you've got Gorillaz, SpaceMonkeyzz, Hungry Chimps, The Monkees, etc.

  • 12.03.2012 8:36 PM PDT

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My dexterity is getting out of hand.

They are most likely cats.

  • 12.03.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories
yeah he's right...


I'm affronted you intended on proving me incorrect on the matter.


I was gonna say something along the lines of the anachronistic'ness'...but what the heck.

  • 12.03.2012 8:37 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
They are most likely cats.


Ha.... haha preposterous!

  • 12.03.2012 8:40 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories
yeah he's right...


I'm affronted you intended on proving me incorrect on the matter.


I was gonna say something along the lines of the anachronistic'ness'...but what the heck.


What makes you say that?

  • 12.03.2012 8:41 PM PDT

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My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
They are most likely cats.


Ha.... haha preposterous!
No, really. They're cats in disguise. I've managed to get a few DNA samples off a "Teletubbie." The DNA is an exact match.

  • 12.03.2012 8:42 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
They are most likely cats.


Ha.... haha preposterous!
No, really. They're cats in disguise. I've managed to get a few DNA samples off a "Teletubbie." The DNA is an exact match.


Would that imply the Forerunners are distant descendants of cats?

  • 12.03.2012 8:43 PM PDT

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My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
They are most likely cats.


Ha.... haha preposterous!
No, really. They're cats in disguise. I've managed to get a few DNA samples off a "Teletubbie." The DNA is an exact match.


Would that imply the Forerunners are distant descendants of cats?
Precisely.

  • 12.03.2012 8:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
They are most likely cats.


Ha.... haha preposterous!
No, really. They're cats in disguise. I've managed to get a few DNA samples off a "Teletubbie." The DNA is an exact match.


Would that imply the Forerunners are distant descendants of cats?
Precisely.


Interesting notion you bring up here... I'll have to revise my studies on the matter. So much work gone to waste

  • 12.03.2012 8:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories
yeah he's right...


I'm affronted you intended on proving me incorrect on the matter.


I was gonna say something along the lines of the anachronistic'ness'...but what the heck.


What makes you say that?


teletubbies being in 1990-2012

forerunners being XXXX-2552

In other words, the forerunners have always existed. and teletubbies just evolved in the last 30 years.


^^^this is me trying to use reason on the flood. please laugh at my attempt.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:46 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 8:45 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Evolution is a beautiful thing...but
THose bastards turned that baby sun(the great evil) into the didact!
(new conspiracy)

  • 12.03.2012 8:46 PM PDT

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My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Altimus Prime
Interesting notion you bring up here... I'll have to revise my studies on the matter. So much work gone to waste
Make sure to blame the cats.

  • 12.03.2012 8:46 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories
yeah he's right...


I'm affronted you intended on proving me incorrect on the matter.


I was gonna say something along the lines of the anachronistic'ness'...but what the heck.


What makes you say that?


teletubbies being in 1990-2012

forerunners being XXXX-2552

In other words, the forerunners have always existed. and teletubbies just evolved in the last 30 years.


Teletubbies were discovered in the last thirty years. How do we not know those four little turds aren't the last of their kin? They're an endangered species, I tell you!

[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:47 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 8:47 PM PDT


Posted by: mister death
Evolution is a beautiful thing...but
THose bastards turned that baby sun(the great evil) into the didact!
(new conspiracy)


You people toy with my brain! I had concrete evidence presented before me... or so I thought. Then you bring up the critically endangered Teletubby Sun... and his relations to the Didact! -blam!-!

  • 12.03.2012 8:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories



I was gonna say something along the lines of the anachronistic'ness'...but what the heck.


What makes you say that?


teletubbies being in 1990-2012

forerunners being XXXX-2552

In other words, the forerunners have always existed. and teletubbies just evolved in the last 30 years.


Teletubbies were discovered in the last thirty years. How do we not know those four little turds aren't the last of their kin? They're an endangered species, I tell you!


jeez you almost made me take a -blam!-!!! LOL

sorry, the ridiculousness of the teletubbies just recently being discovered is preposterous. they have been kept in secret for millenia. the human race is trying to contain them. the four that have been released to the public are merely the domesticicated copies.

  • 12.03.2012 8:51 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories



I was gonna say something along the lines of the anachronistic'ness'...but what the heck.


What makes you say that?


teletubbies being in 1990-2012

forerunners being XXXX-2552

In other words, the forerunners have always existed. and teletubbies just evolved in the last 30 years.


Teletubbies were discovered in the last thirty years. How do we not know those four little turds aren't the last of their kin? They're an endangered species, I tell you!


jeez you almost made me take a -blam!-!!! LOL

sorry, the ridiculousness of the teletubbies just recently being discovered is preposterous. they have been kept in secret for millenia. the human race is trying to contain them. the four that have been released to the public are merely the domesticicated copies.


That leads to more conspiracy inquiries.... where are these captive creatures being held against their whim?

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Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories


teletubbies being in 1990-2012

forerunners being XXXX-2552

In other words, the forerunners have always existed. and teletubbies just evolved in the last 30 years.


Teletubbies were discovered in the last thirty years. How do we not know those four little turds aren't the last of their kin? They're an endangered species, I tell you!


jeez you almost made me take a -blam!-!!! LOL

sorry, the ridiculousness of the teletubbies just recently being discovered is preposterous. they have been kept in secret for millenia. the human race is trying to contain them. the four that have been released to the public are merely the domesticicated copies.


That leads to more conspiracy inquiries.... where are these captive creatures being held against their whim?


I would start your search near Area 51.

  • 12.03.2012 8:56 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories


teletubbies being in 1990-2012

forerunners being XXXX-2552

In other words, the forerunners have always existed. and teletubbies just evolved in the last 30 years.


Teletubbies were discovered in the last thirty years. How do we not know those four little turds aren't the last of their kin? They're an endangered species, I tell you!


jeez you almost made me take a -blam!-!!! LOL

sorry, the ridiculousness of the teletubbies just recently being discovered is preposterous. they have been kept in secret for millenia. the human race is trying to contain them. the four that have been released to the public are merely the domesticicated copies.


That leads to more conspiracy inquiries.... where are these captive creatures being held against their whim?


I would start your search near Area 51.


But I might be tortured mercilessly against my will by government agents to spill the beans on the Teletubbies.

  • 12.03.2012 8:58 PM PDT

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