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Subject: After continual studies on the matter....

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I think...tubby toast is what mutated the poor creatures...

  • 12.03.2012 8:58 PM PDT


Posted by: mister death
I think...tubby toast is what mutated the poor creatures...


I was pondering the more prevalent effects of tubby custard as the most plausible factor

  • 12.03.2012 8:59 PM PDT
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So...what's up with that baby in the sun then? Artificial Intelligence perhaps?

  • 12.03.2012 9:01 PM PDT

Oh great Poe we all hail you as our new heavenly master. You humble all of us with your power and mercy.

  • 12.03.2012 9:01 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

The combination of both? They could have created a chemical reaction in which disrupted their DNA

  • 12.03.2012 9:02 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


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So...what's up with that baby in the sun then? Artificial Intelligence perhaps?

I said something similar to this! It must be true then...

  • 12.03.2012 9:03 PM PDT


Posted by: mister death
The combination of both? They could have created a chemical reaction in which disrupted their DNA


Now you bring up a valid point.... the biochemical reaction concocted could've spurred the acceleration of evolution for the Teletubies just ever-so-slightly.

I'm getting great ideas of what to write for my college thesis!

[Edited on 12.03.2012 9:04 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 9:03 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

What about the lion that rolled around on wheels around their house?

  • 12.03.2012 9:06 PM PDT
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jeez you almost made me take a -blam!-!!! LOL

sorry, the ridiculousness of the teletubbies just recently being discovered is preposterous. they have been kept in secret for millenia. the human race is trying to contain them. the four that have been released to the public are merely the domesticicated copies.


That leads to more conspiracy inquiries.... where are these captive creatures being held against their whim?


I would start your search near Area 51.


But I might be tortured mercilessly against my will by government agents to spill the beans on the Teletubbies.


Dude, send a letter to Fox news before the government gets their hands on you, they will proclaim the truth for us!

  • 12.03.2012 9:08 PM PDT


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What about the lion that rolled around on wheels around their house?


Lion? Are you implying the blue, mechanized snuffaluf-blam!-us exoskeleton of the AI unit they used to communicate with their Forerunner superiors?

  • 12.03.2012 9:10 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories


jeez you almost made me take a -blam!-!!! LOL

sorry, the ridiculousness of the teletubbies just recently being discovered is preposterous. they have been kept in secret for millenia. the human race is trying to contain them. the four that have been released to the public are merely the domesticicated copies.


That leads to more conspiracy inquiries.... where are these captive creatures being held against their whim?


I would start your search near Area 51.


But I might be tortured mercilessly against my will by government agents to spill the beans on the Teletubbies.


Dude, send a letter to Fox news before the government gets their hands on you, they will proclaim the truth for us!


Good idea...

<.<

>.>

Let's hope nobody pilfers my 13 page write overnight.

  • 12.03.2012 9:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Altimus Prime


That leads to more conspiracy inquiries.... where are these captive creatures being held against their whim?


I would start your search near Area 51.


But I might be tortured mercilessly against my will by government agents to spill the beans on the Teletubbies.


Dude, send a letter to Fox news before the government gets their hands on you, they will proclaim the truth for us!


Good idea...

<.<

>.>

Let's hope nobody pilfers my 13 page write overnight.


here's hoping that the monkeys at fox news dont butcher it.

  • 12.03.2012 9:14 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
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Posted by: Emperor Gillard
What about the lion that rolled around on wheels around their house?


Lion? Are you implying the blue, mechanized snuffaluf-blam!-us exoskeleton of the AI unit they used to communicate with their Forerunner superiors?

No, I was referring to this monstrosity.

  • 12.03.2012 9:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Emperor Gillard

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Emperor Gillard
What about the lion that rolled around on wheels around their house?


Lion? Are you implying the blue, mechanized snuffaluf-blam!-us exoskeleton of the AI unit they used to communicate with their Forerunner superiors?

No, I was referring to this monstrosity.


What the -blam!- is that!?!

It must be one of their stealth units.... how could I have been so ignorant of its presence...

  • 12.03.2012 9:15 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


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Posted by: Emperor Gillard

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Emperor Gillard
What about the lion that rolled around on wheels around their house?


Lion? Are you implying the blue, mechanized snuffaluf-blam!-us exoskeleton of the AI unit they used to communicate with their Forerunner superiors?

No, I was referring to this monstrosity.


What the -blam!- is that!?!

It must be one of their stealth units.... how could I have been so ignorant of its presence...

Pffft.. Amateur.
To think I thought you were educated on the subject on Tevolution and the Tubbies' weapons.

I bid you good day, sir!

  • 12.03.2012 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Emperor Gillard

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Emperor Gillard

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Emperor Gillard
What about the lion that rolled around on wheels around their house?


Lion? Are you implying the blue, mechanized snuffaluf-blam!-us exoskeleton of the AI unit they used to communicate with their Forerunner superiors?

No, I was referring to this monstrosity.


What the -blam!- is that!?!

It must be one of their stealth units.... how could I have been so ignorant of its presence...

Pffft.. Amateur.
To think I thought you were educated on the subject on Tevolution and the Tubbies' weapons.

I bid you good day, sir!


dude, if all the teletubbies and the various evolved version were released into the wild the world would certainly be destroyed in a matter of hours.

  • 12.03.2012 9:22 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Is there anything that we could use to..kill them...

  • 12.03.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death
Is there anything that we could use to..kill them...


electricity. they are allergic to it.

  • 12.03.2012 9:32 PM PDT
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The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
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Posted by: mister death
Is there anything that we could use to..kill them...


electricity. they are allergic to it.

This.
They break out in painful hives which render their screens useless.


Also, if you can manage to build a remote with the correct frequency, you can turn off their screens, thus shutting off their communications with the outside world.

  • 12.03.2012 9:36 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Knowing their weakness...should we arm the public with cattle prods and tazers?

  • 12.03.2012 9:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Emperor Gillard

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: mister death
Is there anything that we could use to..kill them...


electricity. they are allergic to it.

This.
They break out in painful hives which render their screens useless.


Also, if you can manage to build a remote with the correct frequency, you can turn off their screens, thus shutting off their communications with the outside world.


I'll make a call to Emporer Sidious. see if he can help us out with this little issue.

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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


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Knowing their weakness...should we arm the public with cattle prods and tazers?

No, no, we need something must stronger..




The Toaster-Bathtub method

  • 12.03.2012 9:41 PM PDT

does anyone else have childhood memorys of them pacing around while making custard, eating it, looking at the screen, then doing it over and over again with all those weird button and fart noises. When i try to remember it it seems like it goes on forever. tubby custard, tubby custard
dear god....

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