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Subject: Floodian Night Thread

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Goldeneye
as long as we can randomly burst into fits of drunken violence, im game.
A disrupt the peace? I don't think so.


There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 10:15 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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Me
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Goldeneye
as long as we can randomly burst into fits of drunken violence, im game.
A disrupt the peace? I don't think so.


There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.
that sounds like awesome youtube material.

  • 12.03.2012 10:16 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Goldeneye
as long as we can randomly burst into fits of drunken violence, im game.
A disrupt the peace? I don't think so.


There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.
..I was off duty. Now I'm on duty. Are you trying to interfere with police work? I need to see your identification.

  • 12.03.2012 10:18 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

*Leaps from the warthog with dual-wielded needlers, firing at Stories in Bullet Time*

WWWOOOORRRTTT WWWWOOOOOOORTTTT WWOOOOOOOOORRTT!

  • 12.03.2012 10:19 PM PDT

Well my social life is -blam!- for a couple of months. I was at the mall with some friends over the weekend, and my friends thought it would be a great idea to climb on top of the roof, until they got detained and I was too just for being with them. I didn't climb on the roof though. So my mom had to pick me up and she made me apologize to the officers for.. Not climbing on the roof I guess? So yeah not hanging out with people any time soon

  • 12.03.2012 10:25 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Leaps from the warthog with dual-wielded needlers, firing at Stories in Bullet Time*

WWWOOOORRRTTT WWWWOOOOOOORTTTT WWOOOOOOOOORRTT!
Sir..sir..I need you to step out of the worthog, slowly get out, and put your hands over your head.

  • 12.03.2012 10:29 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Leaps from the warthog with dual-wielded needlers, firing at Stories in Bullet Time*

[i]WWWOOOORRRTTT WWWWOOOOOOORTTTT WWOOOOOOOOORRTT![/i
Sir..sir..I need you to step out of the worthog, slowly get out, and put your hands over your head.
*Fills Cheef with a dozen Needle shards*

  • 12.03.2012 10:31 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: iRdACheef619
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Leaps from the warthog with dual-wielded needlers, firing at Stories in Bullet Time*

[i]WWWOOOORRRTTT WWWWOOOOOOORTTTT WWOOOOOOOOORRTT![/i
Sir..sir..I need you to step out of the worthog, slowly get out, and put your hands over your head.
*Fills Cheef with a dozen Needle shards*
Uhh, HQ..Yeah, we have a Sangheili that is dual-wielding two illegal covenant needlers that just pumped me full of needles..Uhh, Officer needs back - on the Flood Forum - 'Floodian Night Thread.'

*dies*

X_X

  • 12.03.2012 10:35 PM PDT
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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon

Officer Kurokawa on the scene - my god...Cheef is dead! You bastard!

*head shots Dragonzzilla with a Fuel Rod*

  • 12.03.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Goldeneye
as long as we can randomly burst into fits of drunken violence, im game.
A disrupt the peace? I don't think so.


There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.
..I was off duty. Now I'm on duty. Are you trying to interfere with police work? I need to see your identification.


I seemed to have left it.......IN MY OTHER PANTS!


*Pulls out pistol and aims it point blank at the base of your skull*

  • 12.03.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Ahh, my youth...

I miss being a forumster on here or even having the time to do so. You all won't believe the wave of nostalgia that's coming over me right now. I'm glad things have stayed stable in my absence from here. Enjoy this place while you can, before you know it, you won't have the time to really devote to these forums and you'll be stuck on 4chan yelling at the rest of the jaded fools you've met on there.

Stay golden Flood, stay golden.

  • 12.03.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: iRdACheef619
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Leaps from the warthog with dual-wielded needlers, firing at Stories in Bullet Time*

[i]WWWOOOORRRTTT WWWWOOOOOOORTTTT WWOOOOOOOOORRTT![/i
Sir..sir..I need you to step out of the worthog, slowly get out, and put your hands over your head.
*Fills Cheef with a dozen Needle shards*
Uhh, HQ..Yeah, we have a Sangheili that is dual-wielding two illegal covenant needlers that just pumped me full of needles..Uhh, Officer needs back - on the Flood Forum - 'Floodian Night Thread.'

*dies*

X_X


Wait a minute, shouldn't needler needle shards explo-

*Cheef's body explodes bowels entrenching the entire bar*


Eugh, I've got brain in my hair.

  • 12.03.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa
Officer Kurokawa on the scene - my god...Cheef is dead! You bastard!

*head shots Dragonzzilla with a Fuel Rod*

*Shakes fist, for my Energy Shields withstood the Attack*

*Draws Energy Sword and leaps toward Kurokawa Promethean Knight-style*

  • 12.03.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: xTHExTHIKKAMANx
Ahh, my youth...

I miss being a forumster on here or even having the time to do so. You all won't believe the wave of nostalgia that's coming over me right now. I'm glad things have stayed stable in my absence from here. Enjoy this place while you can, before you know it, you won't have the time to really devote to these forums and you'll be stuck on 4chan yelling at the rest of the jaded fools you've met on there.

Stay golden Flood, stay golden.


I tried doing that once, they had to amputate.

  • 12.03.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Mr Kurokawa
Officer Kurokawa on the scene - my god...Cheef is dead! You bastard!

*head shots Dragonzzilla with a Fuel Rod*

*Shakes fist, for my Energy Shields withstood the Attack*

*Draws Energy Sword and leaps toward Kurokawa Promethean Knight-style*


Sorry to interrupt and all but......Cheef's colin is on your shoulder....


Oh and we need more beer.

*Drinks space whisky*

We're almost out.

  • 12.03.2012 10:44 PM PDT
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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Mr Kurokawa
Officer Kurokawa on the scene - my god...Cheef is dead! You bastard!

*head shots Dragonzzilla with a Fuel Rod*

*Shakes fist, for my Energy Shields withstood the Attack*

*Draws Energy Sword and leaps toward Kurokawa Promethean Knight-style*


*teleports*

;D

  • 12.03.2012 10:44 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mega Munchy

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: iRdACheef619

There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.[/quote]..I was off duty. Now I'm on duty. Are you trying to interfere with police work? I need to see your identification.


I seemed to have left it.......IN MY OTHER PANTS!


*Pulls out pistol and aims it point blank at the base of your skull*

What the f**k is going on *pulls out incineration cannon and screens the fight inside house*


Well, Cheef is already gone, well technically he is everywhere...

Over there

*points at wall*

Over here

*points at floor*

And over on....yeah he is on pretty much every inch of the place now.

  • 12.03.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Mr Kurokawa
Officer Kurokawa on the scene - my god...Cheef is dead! You bastard!

*head shots Dragonzzilla with a Fuel Rod*

*Shakes fist, for my Energy Shields withstood the Attack*

*Draws Energy Sword and leaps toward Kurokawa Promethean Knight-style*


*teleports*

;D
*is behind Kurokawa and gets killed accidentally*

  • 12.03.2012 10:46 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

*Pulls out Beer and puts it on the bar before diving behind it, waiting for future assault*

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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mega Munchy

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: iRdACheef619

There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.[/quote]..I was off duty. Now I'm on duty. Are you trying to interfere with police work? I need to see your identification.


I seemed to have left it.......IN MY OTHER PANTS!


*Pulls out pistol and aims it point blank at the base of your skull*

What the f**k is going on *pulls out incineration cannon and screens the fight inside house*


Well, Cheef is already gone, well technically he is everywhere...

Over there

*points at wall*

Over here

*points at floor*

And over on....yeah he is on pretty much every inch of the place now.
-blam!-! *appears behind you, cuts off your arms with Energy Sword* Bleed out, Dino..

  • 12.03.2012 10:48 PM PDT