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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*

  • 12.03.2012 10:54 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Mega Munchy
Uuuuummmmmmmm I can't tell if that's a good sign or not
*fires a warning shot next to warthog*
*Throws Plasma Grenade from behind Bar*

  • 12.03.2012 10:55 PM PDT
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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon


Posted by: iRdACheef619
K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*
No...NO!!! *uses reincarnation spell on Cheef* What were you going to say?!

  • 12.03.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mega Munchy

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: iRdACheef619

There was already a full out firefight between a drunken guy with an exploding DMR and a drunken Sangheili in a Warthog.[/quote]..I was off duty. Now I'm on duty. Are you trying to interfere with police work? I need to see your identification.


I seemed to have left it.......IN MY OTHER PANTS!


*Pulls out pistol and aims it point blank at the base of your skull*

What the f**k is going on *pulls out incineration cannon and screens the fight inside house*


Well, Cheef is already gone, well technically he is everywhere...

Over there

*points at wall*

Over here

*points at floor*

And over on....yeah he is on pretty much every inch of the place now.
-blam!-! *appears behind you, cuts off your arms with Energy Sword* Bleed out, Dino..



You have triggered my trapcard, TRANSFORM!!!!


*collapses onto the ground with a pool of blood around me*

-blam!-.








BOOP

BOOP

BOOP


*Respawns*


*Drinks space whisky*

  • 12.03.2012 10:57 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mega Munchy
*takes cover* a plasma g-nade won't do it man
*activates hidden sentry turrets*
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Mega Munchy
Uuuuummmmmmmm I can't tell if that's a good sign or not
*fires a warning shot next to warthog*
*Throws Plasma Grenade from behind Bar*


Things are really kicking up with violence in here.


*Raises space whisky*

Keep up the good work fellas!

*drinks space whisky*

  • 12.03.2012 10:59 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619
K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*
No...NO!!! *uses reincarnation spell on Cheef* What were you going to say?!
Oh..fancy that. Oh, I'm your boss - yeah, the Chief of Police was demoted, and I was appointed Chief of Police. And uh..the Mayor wanted me fire you because you're always late when HQ calls you.

So..you're fired. But thanks for bring me back from the dead, I'll put in a good word for you.

  • 12.03.2012 10:59 PM PDT
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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619
K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*
No...NO!!! *uses reincarnation spell on Cheef* What were you going to say?!
Oh..fancy that. Oh, I'm your boss - yeah, the Chief of Police was demoted, and I was appointed Chief of Police. And uh..the Mayor wanted me fire you because you're always late when HQ calls you.

So..you're fired. But thanks for bring me back from the dead, I'll put in a good word for you.
You can't fire me...I QUIT!

  • 12.03.2012 11:01 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619
K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*
No...NO!!! *uses reincarnation spell on Cheef* What were you going to say?!
Oh..fancy that. Oh, I'm your boss - yeah, the Chief of Police was demoted, and I was appointed Chief of Police. And uh..the Mayor wanted me fire you because you're always late when HQ calls you.

So..you're fired. But thanks for bring me back from the dead, I'll put in a good word for you.
You can't fire me...I QUIT!
No..*shoots Kurokawa in the head with a .44 Mag*

You

Are

Fired.

  • 12.03.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619
K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*
No...NO!!! *uses reincarnation spell on Cheef* What were you going to say?!
Oh..fancy that. Oh, I'm your boss - yeah, the Chief of Police was demoted, and I was appointed Chief of Police. And uh..the Mayor wanted me fire you because you're always late when HQ calls you.

So..you're fired. But thanks for bring me back from the dead, I'll put in a good word for you.
You can't fire me...I QUIT!


*Adjusts official mayor mustache*


You were always late to the station anyhow, we had no use for you!

  • 12.03.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Mr Kurokawa

Posted by: iRdACheef619
K - Kuro..Kurokawa..*coughs blood* I need...to tell..you some - something..*coughs blood* I'm...your..

*dies from..well my body exploded, besides my head*
No...NO!!! *uses reincarnation spell on Cheef* What were you going to say?!
Oh..fancy that. Oh, I'm your boss - yeah, the Chief of Police was demoted, and I was appointed Chief of Police. And uh..the Mayor wanted me fire you because you're always late when HQ calls you.

So..you're fired. But thanks for bring me back from the dead, I'll put in a good word for you.
You can't fire me...I QUIT!
No..*shoots Kurokawa in the head with a .44 Mag*

You

Are

Fired.


You're doing it wrong!


*lights body on fire*

Now he is fired.


For being baked during work hours

*bud dum tsh*

  • 12.03.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mega Munchy

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mega Munchy
*takes cover* a plasma g-nade won't do it man
*activates hidden sentry turrets*
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Throws Plasma Grenade from behind Bar*


Things are really kicking up with violence in here.


*Raises space whisky*

Keep up the good work fellas!

*drinks space whisky*

Pass me a bottle will you?


Of course good sir!

*Hands space whisky*

It's top shelf stuff! Well actually all the shelves are broken and filled with bullet holes, but it used to be there!

  • 12.03.2012 11:05 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

You're doing it wrong!


*lights body on fire*

Now he is fired.


For being baked during work hours

*bud dum tsh*
Ho Ha Ho Ha He Ho Ha. *chrees, to another fun Flood late night thread*

*passes out*

ZZZZzzzzz

  • 12.03.2012 11:09 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

I spent my day being miserable in a Santa Claus suit...

  • 12.03.2012 11:15 PM PDT
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Hey guys.

  • 12.03.2012 11:16 PM PDT
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man tool -blam!- sucks

  • 12.03.2012 11:23 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Mega Munchy
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Mega Munchy
*takes cover* a plasma g-nade won't do it man
*activates hidden sentry turrets*
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Throws Plasma Grenade from behind Bar*
Things are really kicking up with violence in here.

*Raises space whisky*

Keep up the good work fellas!

*drinks space whisky*
Pass me a bottle will you?
Of course good sir!

*Hands space whisky*

It's top shelf stuff! Well actually all the shelves are broken and filled with bullet holes, but it used to be there!
*Snatches Whiskey with Gravity Projector*

  • 12.04.2012 7:02 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Omega Travis
I spent my day being miserable in a Santa Claus suit...


You just don't believe in Christmas cheer hard enough, when you do he will posses your body and you will be forever jolly.


And fat.

  • 12.04.2012 7:08 AM PDT