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Subject: PSA! - Dihydrogen Monoxide - What you need to know!

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Hello there informed and intelligent denizens of the Flood.
I am here to tell you about Dihydrogen Monoxide, also known as Hydric Acid or Hydronium Hydroxide and the dangers it poses to you.

What is it?

DHMO is a dangerous chemical that Corrodes metals and rots wooden organic compounds.

In small amounts it is not harmful but taking in a large amount of DHMO can be lethal.


How to avoid exposure to it

DHMO is commonly found near Shorelines and Rivers as a naturally occuring compound. It is best to avoid these areas as the high risk of DHMO exposure can lead to fatalities


Where can I learn more about DHMO?
This website will provide all the information your hungry young minds require over this serious issue.

DHMO Official Organisation


Thank you for reading this Public Service Announcement.
Ask any questions below and I will provide a helpful answer.

  • 12.04.2012 4:09 AM PDT

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It's water. I've taken chemistry OP.

  • 12.04.2012 4:10 AM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.


Posted by: culexus
Dihydrogen Monoxide
h20

/thread

  • 12.04.2012 4:10 AM PDT
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I'm sorry but my chemical knowledge is a bit rusty.

  • 12.04.2012 4:10 AM PDT
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Ugh this is so old, just stop...

  • 12.04.2012 4:12 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: WeededDragon
It's water. I've taken chemistry OP.


I'm afraid you are quite mistaken. DHMO is a serious substance that can cause life threatening situations.

I have never heard of this 'Water' you speak of.

  • 12.04.2012 4:12 AM PDT

lol @ thinking the flood doesn't know chemistry.

we all know it's water aka H2O

  • 12.04.2012 4:14 AM PDT

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

You're not fooling anyone, 0/10

  • 12.04.2012 4:14 AM PDT

Hello.

Join if you like Food.

Posted by: Verbatim
I wanna join him when we chew her out.

-blam!- please, I drink dat -blam!- and shower in it

  • 12.04.2012 4:19 AM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

Water killed my parents, yo.

  • 12.04.2012 4:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Water killed my dad and raped my mom

  • 12.04.2012 4:25 AM PDT

OP just got out of Chemistry class.

  • 12.04.2012 4:29 AM PDT

Join Robot Academy! The best general discussion group ever. Basically the flood with more manners.

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The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.

Damn water! you crazy!

  • 12.04.2012 4:29 AM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

It's also a major component of acid rain and can cause severe burns in it's gaseous state.

  • 12.04.2012 4:31 AM PDT

I'm a stubborn guy. I love to argue my opinion, but unlike others, I'll try to see your side of the problem. I'm a triathlete, with a very heavy empephis on the swimming bit. Also, don't hate on the ~Quinton~ at the end of my posts. Why are you still reading this? #creeper #hashtagcashmoney for hashtaging on Bungie.net

Swim in a big vat of it everyday.

  • 12.04.2012 5:12 AM PDT

I've never seen anyone do this thread before

:/

0/10

  • 12.04.2012 5:13 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

OP must have just time travelled to 1992 when this joke was popular.

  • 12.04.2012 5:14 AM PDT

The Universe demands to be noticed, to be seen, and dutifully noted.

What use all those incredible firework dimensions if no eye fixes and reflects, no brain takes notes, no heart moves with passion at the display?

NASA answers the silent cry of the Cosmos for recognition.

NASA is the witness and we fellow witnesses to the endless deeps.

That joke only works on middle-aged females and rednecks.

  • 12.04.2012 5:15 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: TedToaster22
OP just got out of Chemistry class.


Nope, Known about this joke for a while now.

  • 12.04.2012 5:18 AM PDT
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Oh God...

I've been drinking water all my life!

  • 12.04.2012 5:18 AM PDT

Remember Elk

Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me that water is found near rivers and not actually in them?

  • 12.04.2012 5:19 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: SH4D0W0733
Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me that water is found near rivers and not actually in them?


No, Water is found in rivers. DHMO is in the air near fast flowing rivers.

  • 12.04.2012 5:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: culexus
I have never heard of this 'Water' you speak of.

Okay.

Posted by: culexus
No, Water is found in rivers.

wat?

  • 12.04.2012 5:24 AM PDT

I am a pharmaceutical scientist. I received my Masters degree in Pharmaceutics from the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia in 2010, after working as a Pharmacist for 4 years. I currently work in King of Prussia, PA, and focus on the analytical chemistry of small molecule APIs. My clients include some of the most well known big pharma companies in the world.

0/10

  • 12.04.2012 5:28 AM PDT

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