Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.
Posted by: SH4D0W0733
Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me that water is found near rivers and not actually in them?
No, Water is found in rivers. DHMO is in the air near fast flowing rivers.