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Subject: I say... GET RANDOM
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Everybody the point of this to get random.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 8:18 AM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 8:12 AM PDT
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Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY....WTF BOOOOOMMMM

  • 12.04.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

The English language, LEARN IT!

  • 12.04.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

Oh sure...why not?

  • 12.04.2012 8:14 AM PDT

<3

Here's something.

Libertarians are worse than democrats, they are taking votes away from republicans and voting for somebody who either is a democrat that is against their views anyway, or voting for some third party that will never get elected.

  • 12.04.2012 8:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Toxifies
Here's something.

Libertarians are worse than democrats, they are taking votes away from republicans and voting for somebody who either is a democrat that is against their views anyway, or voting for some third party that will never get elected.


Agreed, that's why I'm part of the GOP.

  • 12.04.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

By now, Jake's two-incher had grown to it's full length and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn's virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping.

"Oh my gosh, Jake!" moaned Finn, "That feels so Algebraic!" Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being 12 years old, Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless, he began massaging the spot where a -blam!- should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about 26 minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped.

"What's the matter, buddy?" Finn questioned, "You run out of juice so soon?"

"Naw, man. I just had a great idea! You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow huge?"

"...Yeah?" Finn answered cautiously.

Suddenly, Jake's two-inch-long -blam!- expanded in Finn's ass. It grew and it grew and it grew. Finn began screaming, but not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake's beautiful genitalia. Jake continued to grow until his doggy lipstick was 300 feet long and as wide as a city block.

"Jake... You really are a true bro." Finn squeaked out, barely able to speak.

"Thanks, dude." Jake said, and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued. Jake kept pumping and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn's backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn's body.

"B-Bro. I think I'm about to come!" Exclaimed Finn. "Let's come together, as one! As true BROS!"

And they did. Jake released his load all inside Finn. So forcefully, in fact, that some came spurting out of his mouth. Jake's jizz flew so far, it even reached Lumpy Space, hitting the Lumpy Space Princess in the face.

Jake shrank down to his original size, and exited Finn. Finn's body has been wrecked beyond recognition by Jake's large -blam!-, and he now resembled a large pancake made out of flesh, with a boston creme filling.

"We did it, Jake... We really did it." whispered Finn. He had not much time left in the world. Jake recognized this, and moved in closer.

"Yeah, buddy. We did." Choked Jake, fighting back tears as the realization that Finn was going to die swept over him.

Finn raised his hand, and made a fist. Jake did the same, and bumped it against Finn's. And with that final heartwarming moment, Finn passed on.

  • 12.04.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: Toxifies
Libertarians are worse than democrats.

And Democrats are bad how?

  • 12.04.2012 8:17 AM PDT
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no...

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Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

I am being random.

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Ok, this thread was to be funny, not some sick stories to be told.

  • 12.04.2012 8:20 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...


Posted by: Mr Libertarian
Ok, this thread was to be funny, not some sick stories to be told.


And that is why you fail.

  • 12.04.2012 8:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pubic Wars
no...


I see what you did there.

  • 12.04.2012 8:21 AM PDT

<3

Stuff Democrats say:

How much more do you think I could get if I had a baby?
Everybody should be treated equally, except rich people!
It's wrong to steal, but if the government takes it and redistributes it, it's technically not stealing.
I hate Fox
You are so ignorant and close minded!
All men are stupid sexist pigs!
I'm keeping my last name when I get married.
UGH there is NO GOD!
I'm so tolerant of others!
That offends me!
"Want a burger?" NO THAT OFFENDS ME!
Don't call it a baby, it's a fetus! It's not living!
I'm so cultured!
Taking a year off to backpack through Europe!


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  • 12.04.2012 8:26 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Posted by: Toxifies
Stuff Democrats say:

How much more do you think I could get if I had a baby?
Everybody should be treated equally, except rich people!
It's wrong to steal, but if the government takes it and redistributes it, it's technically not stealing.
I hate Fox
You are so ignorant and close minded!
All men are stupid sexist pigs!
I'm keeping my last name when I get married.
UGH there is NO GOD!
I'm so tolerant of others!
That offends me!
"Want a burger?" NO THAT OFFENDS ME!
Don't call it a baby, it's a fetus! It's not living!
I'm so cultured!
Taking a year off to backpack through Europe!


Not sure if bad troll, or unfortunately ignorant...

  • 12.04.2012 8:28 AM PDT

<3


Posted by: Not The Joker

Posted by: Toxifies
Stuff Democrats say:

How much more do you think I could get if I had a baby?
Everybody should be treated equally, except rich people!
It's wrong to steal, but if the government takes it and redistributes it, it's technically not stealing.
I hate Fox
You are so ignorant and close minded!
All men are stupid sexist pigs!
I'm keeping my last name when I get married.
UGH there is NO GOD!
I'm so tolerant of others!
That offends me!
"Want a burger?" NO THAT OFFENDS ME!
Don't call it a baby, it's a fetus! It's not living!
I'm so cultured!
Taking a year off to backpack through Europe!


Not sure if bad troll, or unfortunately ignorant...
Democrat trap has captured butthurt democrat.

  • 12.04.2012 8:33 AM PDT


Posted by: Toxifies
Stuff Democrats say:

How much more do you think I could get if I had a baby?
Everybody should be treated equally, except rich people!
It's wrong to steal, but if the government takes it and redistributes it, it's technically not stealing.
I hate Fox
You are so ignorant and close minded!
All men are stupid sexist pigs!
I'm keeping my last name when I get married.
UGH there is NO GOD!
I'm so tolerant of others!
That offends me!
"Want a burger?" NO THAT OFFENDS ME!
Don't call it a baby, it's a fetus! It's not living!
I'm so cultured!
Taking a year off to backpack through Europe!
Wow...so you are ignornant huh. Because you don't agree with Obama you have to hate all democrats ? (BTW idiot before you call me one...I'm not from the states.)

  • 12.04.2012 8:35 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: Not The Joker

Not sure if bad troll, or unfortunately ignorant...
Democrat trap has captured butthurt democrat.


I'm not the one exerting amusing amounts of energy in typecasting the majority political party in America. ;)

  • 12.04.2012 8:37 AM PDT

I rule the midnight air, the destroyer, die by my hand, I am Creeping Death.

Omg this thread hahahahaha

  • 12.04.2012 8:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: BerzerkCommandoWTF was that?

  • 12.04.2012 8:38 AM PDT
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"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Is this a good gift idea?

  • 12.04.2012 8:39 AM PDT
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I rule the midnight air, the destroyer, die by my hand, I am Creeping Death.


Posted by: ryan13th95

Posted by: BerzerkCommandoWTF was that?



lol

  • 12.04.2012 8:43 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: ryan13th95
Posted by: BerzerkCommandoWTF was that?

Nightmare time with Finn and Jake.

  • 12.04.2012 8:44 AM PDT
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Wait a second, people read these?

GRRRRR ME LIEK PIZZA FLEW TO PIIZZARIZzA XxSwAgxYOLOXAsSAssIns

  • 12.04.2012 8:50 AM PDT

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