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Subject: What's the best "Poor Food?"

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Posted by: Not Snake

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Looking at the poll results, I see that not many of you have really been all that poor. The best "Poor Food" is clearly fried bologna. But your would have to have eaten to know that. Only the truly poor have had this delicacy.


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  • 12.04.2012 9:24 AM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Looking at the poll results, I see that not many of you have really been all that poor. The best "Poor Food" is clearly fried bologna. But your would have to have eaten to know that. Only the truly poor have had this delicacy.


Tortillas are a delicacy in their own.

  • 12.04.2012 9:25 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Looking at the poll results, I see that not many of you have really been all that poor. The best "Poor Food" is clearly fried bologna. But your would have to have eaten to know that. Only the truly poor have had this delicacy.


Tortillas are a delicacy in their own.
How did you warm them up? There is a correct answer here.

  • 12.04.2012 9:26 AM PDT

Velveeta shells and cheese are pretty good.

  • 12.04.2012 9:28 AM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Looking at the poll results, I see that not many of you have really been all that poor. The best "Poor Food" is clearly fried bologna. But your would have to have eaten to know that. Only the truly poor have had this delicacy.


Tortillas are a delicacy in their own.
How did you warm them up? There is a correct answer here.


Toaster, but I didn't grow up poor. Just spreading the word of tortilla.

  • 12.04.2012 9:29 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Looking at the poll results, I see that not many of you have really been all that poor. The best "Poor Food" is clearly fried bologna. But your would have to have eaten to know that. Only the truly poor have had this delicacy.


Tortillas are a delicacy in their own.
How did you warm them up? There is a correct answer here.


Toaster, but I didn't grow up poor. Just spreading the word of tortilla.
The correct answer is over the burner on the stove. You just turn the flame up and warm it that way.

  • 12.04.2012 9:30 AM PDT

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Electric stoves man :(

  • 12.04.2012 9:33 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BlackHeaven
Electric stoves man :(
Those work too, bro.

Some people prefer those, as its harder to burn your fingers.

  • 12.04.2012 9:34 AM PDT

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I love that mac n cheese.

  • 12.04.2012 9:35 AM PDT

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Out of the choices, hot dogs.

I like tortilla - I never did the butter thing though. I always put some cheese in there - and hey, not like mixed cheese is -that- expensive.

  • 12.04.2012 9:56 AM PDT
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You know how I know I'm poor?

This thread made me hungry.

  • 12.04.2012 10:00 AM PDT

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Canned beans and instant rice, and hot dogs.

  • 12.04.2012 10:02 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: A Good Troll
Out of the choices, hot dogs.

I like tortilla - I never did the butter thing though. I always put some cheese in there - and hey, not like mixed cheese is -that- expensive.
Try it.

Heat a flour tortilla over an open flame burner, and then melt butter on it. Add some salt and then roll it up. nom nom nom.

  • 12.04.2012 10:16 AM PDT

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Pizza rolls

  • 12.04.2012 10:22 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Picklesandgravy
Pizza rolls
No, I don't count Pizza Rolls as poor people food. They are merely unhealthy.

If you had said little pizzas made on english muffins, then yes, it would count.

  • 12.04.2012 10:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: ABotelho
Also known as "college student" food.

True story

OT- PB and Nutella sandwiches

  • 12.04.2012 10:25 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: westpointusma15

Posted by: ABotelho
Also known as "college student" food.

True story

OT- PB and Nutella sandwiches
No Nutella.

Just peanut butter by itself.

  • 12.04.2012 10:26 AM PDT

I only bought off brand and cheap things like canned food when I lived in my apartment. I had to because my loser roommate got fired, couldn't pay rent and ate all of the food. So then I had to pay his half of the rent and I bought the nastiest stuff possible and starved his ass out of there so that I could have the place to myself for the last few months.

  • 12.04.2012 10:30 AM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Picklesandgravy
Pizza rolls
No, I don't count Pizza Rolls as poor people food. They are merely unhealthy.

If you had said little pizzas made on english muffins, then yes, it would count.


Alright Spagetti-O's it is then. I did used to always eat saltine crackers and sliced cheese for meals, make little cheesy cracker sandwiches out of them. Does that count?

  • 12.04.2012 10:30 AM PDT
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Roll with the hits, not under them.

No, you can't have it. But thanks for asking!

What I can't believe is that not a single one of you have mentioned brick cheese, spam, beanie weenies, or vienna sausages. It might be an age thing... I'm guessing since most of the flood is under 18, you guys may have missed out on the finer things of life in the golden age. Still, somebody needs to bring up the glorious golden rectangle that was brick cheese, wrapped in its super greasy, supremely waxed dingy gray cardboard box, and heralded as one of the most important commodities on Reservations all across America. I know you non-native kids would have gotten a shot at it too, if you were truly dirt poor, since it was also added to holiday food baskets and used as a staple in foodbanks nation wide.

With that block of cheese, some tortillas, or some homemade fry bread (also made with government issued commodity flour, you know, the kind that was the whitest thing you've ever seen on the planet, other than all those tiny little black weevil bugs that just added crunchiness to your baked goods because they were small enough to go through the sifter and couldn't be killed with anything that wouldn't also poison your kids), you could live forever. Well, you know, minus the horrid lactose intolerance and diabetes that are also Rez staples of life.

And Spam... glorious, glorious Spam, for those special paydays where you actually had an extra $1.50 for a can of Spam after paying off your two bills of the month (the two you skipped last month to pay the other two bills). Spam fried up in a cast iron skillet, and then floated in brick cheese between two tortillas... now that's living high on the hog!

  • 12.04.2012 10:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Picklesandgravy

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Picklesandgravy
Pizza rolls
No, I don't count Pizza Rolls as poor people food. They are merely unhealthy.

If you had said little pizzas made on english muffins, then yes, it would count.


Alright Spagetti-O's it is then. I did used to always eat saltine crackers and sliced cheese for meals, make little cheesy cracker sandwiches out of them. Does that count?


That's epic. I would toast bread and put pepperonis and mozzarella on it and pretend it was pizza. It actually wasn't that bad.

  • 12.04.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BaghdadBean
What I can't believe is that not a single one of you have mentioned brick cheese, spam, beanie weenies, or vienna sausages. It might be an age thing... I'm guessing since most of the flood is under 18, you guys may have missed out on the finer things of life in the golden age. Still, somebody needs to bring up the glorious golden rectangle that was brick cheese, wrapped in its super greasy, supremely waxed dingy gray cardboard box, and heralded as one of the most important commodities on Reservations all across America. I know you non-native kids would have gotten a shot at it too, if you were truly dirt poor, since it was also added to holiday food baskets and used as a staple in foodbanks nation wide.

With that block of cheese, some tortillas, or some homemade fry bread (also made with government issued commodity flour, you know, the kind that was the whitest thing you've ever seen on the planet, other than all those tiny little black weevil bugs that just added crunchiness to your baked goods because they were small enough to go through the sifter and couldn't be killed with anything that wouldn't also poison your kids), you could live forever. Well, you know, minus the horrid lactose intolerance and diabetes that are also Rez staples of life.

And Spam... glorious, glorious Spam, for those special paydays where you actually had an extra $1.50 for a can of Spam after paying off your two bills of the month (the two you skipped last month to pay the other two bills). Spam fried up in a cast iron skillet, and then floated in brick cheese between two tortillas... now that's living high on the hog!



Spam?

Brother, we rocked the companion to the government cheese, the free Ham Patties.

For the uninitiated, you hear about the "Government Cheese" that was handed out in the 80's. What you don't hear about is the can of Ham Patties that came with it. They were like hamburgers, but made with ground up pork.

I remember those two fondly. The government cheese bore a strong resemblance to the cheapest store brand Velveeta knock off.

That and the free peanut butter in the green foil.

  • 12.04.2012 10:36 AM PDT

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Hot dogs are where it's freakin' at.

  • 12.04.2012 10:38 AM PDT

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