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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler
Posted by: CarefreeMeat
Posted by: abelsinh
Posted by: CarefreeMeat
I'm giving my crush a candy gram and she won't know from who.
What is the point of this?
It would be weird if she knew it was me.
And it wouldn't be weirder to receive an anonymous bag of candy? If anything, she'll jump to conclusions about who and why it was sent.
"Oh, jimmy you big football captain star, you love me don't you?"
"Why yes, I do."
"Maybe they think I'm fat. Am I fat?"
"Yes. You were given candy. You must be fat."
"That random guy must have given it to me for some reason."
*you stay silent*