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Posted by: epicCgamer
Posted by: Koolen
Girl gamers with headsets tuned to in game.
thats probably just an 11 year old boy. ive had to ask a lot of times.
No I'm actually talking about the female version. The real deal. The posers and whatever. They will grab that controller, they will tune in that mic. And when they do, oh lordy savour me. They will ~teheee~ and ~hihiiii~ all over the place. All the 12 year olds will be squeeking for tats and the 23 year old neckbeards will start seriously whiteknighting all over the place.
And when you kill them oh dear God. ~Koolen you're such a tryhard~ and then... forward my whiteknighting cavalery! Oh the horror oh the woe. The game has stopped and it turned into an attention whoring boot licking contest. Who is able to unluck her fair maidens giggles. Who can think of the most witty and edgy comment to make her sploosh those legs and tell them ~you're so funny, silly boys stop hitting on me XD~.
And the worst part is yet to come, why aren't you replying? What's wrong are you 12?
And I fall for it goddamned flood I do it every time. I plug in that mic. and answer 'no I just don't feel like chatting with complete morons and their feminatsi ringleader'. The whiteknights gasp and gawn and their fury unleashes upon me. Their rage induced prophecy has spoken: for I am 12 years old, have no life and will never get a girlfriend.
As I unplug my mic. I hear the neckbears roaring with adrenaline, a girl just complemented their whiteknight jousting with a positive giggle and moan. I admit my defeat, I won the match but lost the battle. As I disconnect I hear the remnants of their revelation. They ask her name and want to add her as a friend, maybe go out sometime? They are so much more mature then me.
~silly boys oh mai gawd...~
It's the last thing I hear as I leave the match. The aftermath consists of a few messages, kindly received. The whitebeards know no mercy. They have tasted victory and shall persue it for fair maidens approval. My reps are now 91% negative. Does their terror know no bounds?
I am butthurt, my jimmies are rustled. It will take mending by the ancient gods, beyond all human hope, to unrustle them again.