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Subject: how to ask out a hot girl

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I don't want to start another account for a digital number that has no true value in ten years.

How to have a successful relationship: be yourself

And yet, some people see this as the hardest concept in the world...

  • 12.04.2012 2:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari
Drop your pencil on the floor, ask her to pick it up, stare at her boobs, and comment on how wonderful they are


she's flat...

but I sware, she has the nicest a** in the school

I have a feeling... that OP is in middle school.


If the numbers in his name mean anything, he's most likely 14.

  • 12.04.2012 2:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari
Drop your pencil on the floor, ask her to pick it up, stare at her boobs, and comment on how wonderful they are


she's flat...

but I sware, she has the nicest a** in the school

I have a feeling... that OP is in middle school.


If the numbers in his name mean anything, he's most likely 14.

Oh yeah xD

  • 12.04.2012 2:52 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Cheat. Get a cute puppy. Preferably a golden retriever.

Then, find out where she likes to hang out. Simply walk the dog by there when she's around. Puppies are the great leveling force. The only thing that works better is a lot of money.

  • 12.04.2012 2:53 PM PDT

There is a certain point of tolerance that should never be reached.

The first response is whip it out.

Not sure if proud or upset.

  • 12.04.2012 2:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Cheat. Get a cute puppy. Preferably a golden retriever.

Then, find out where she likes to hang out. Simply walk the dog by there when she's around. Puppies are the great leveling force. The only thing that works better is a lot of money.


Glue money to the puppy.

  • 12.04.2012 2:54 PM PDT

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March 3, 2553

You've gotta get in her circle of friends.

And try not to be friendzoned.

  • 12.04.2012 2:55 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Cheat. Get a cute puppy. Preferably a golden retriever.

Then, find out where she likes to hang out. Simply walk the dog by there when she's around. Puppies are the great leveling force. The only thing that works better is a lot of money.


Glue money to the puppy.
No, too much and they think you are into guys.

There needs to be the right amount of puppy/money and the right amount of still a guy to be truly effective.

Think about it, you see a guy walking a puppy, you see a cute dog. You see a guy dressed up, with a diamond studded collar and leash on the dog? You would bet he's a great dancer who goes to the gym a lot.

  • 12.04.2012 2:57 PM PDT
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Getting into the friendzone?

Dude, you're f**king desperate.

  • 12.04.2012 2:59 PM PDT

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Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"


Posted by: Murcielago00
When in doubt, whip it out.

Then get ready to go to prison and become someone elses girlfriend.

  • 12.04.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: SweetTRIX

Posted by: Murcielago00
When in doubt, whip it out.

Then get ready to go to prison and become someone elses girlfriend.
Doesn't matter had sex

  • 12.04.2012 3:00 PM PDT

You could... oh I dunno.. talk to her like a normal person.

  • 12.04.2012 3:00 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

"hi, will you go out with me?

  • 12.04.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Just go and perform this song for her. Chicks did it

  • 12.04.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Murcielago00
When in doubt, whip it out.
This is a class A example of why I visit the Flood. It's the best place to go to when you need advice. As from my personal experience talking to girls in highschool, it never worked out because I didn't know what to say so instead I'd simply ask if they were single everytime I saw one and came off as a stalker or a weirdo. Later on I realized that if you want a girl, it's best if you don't place so much emphasis on your interest in her or you'll screw up, horrendously.

There was this one time that I was at a party and I went inside and sat on a couch beside two girls for no reason in particular and just started talking with them to pass the time. As it turns out, I was talking to two girls without getting nervous and they didn't seem to mind.

Again, if you're going to talk to a girl, the last thing you want to do is put too much stress on the idea of it. Just do it.

  • 12.04.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Just start talking to her, OP.
Let the situation dictate your course of action. Just have the balls to start talking to her. You will regret it if you do otherwise.

  • 12.04.2012 3:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
You could... oh I dunno.. talk to her like a normal person.

Don't listen to this one OP.

Obviously knows nothing about women.

  • 12.04.2012 3:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSpyda04
Posted by: Murcielago00
When in doubt, whip it out.
This is a class A example of why I visit the Flood. It's the best place to go to when you need advice.

It's why I'm here. :D

  • 12.04.2012 3:10 PM PDT
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Step 1 - Sit next to her.
Step 2 - Strike up a conversation.
Step 3 - Repeat steps 1 and 2 roughly three or four times to establish a relationship.
Step 4 - Ask her out.

  • 12.04.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: car15
Step 1 - Sit next to her.
Step 2 - Attempt Strike up a conversation.
Step 3 - Fail miserably, run away crying and post about it on the Flood.
Step 4 - Sit in a darkened room playing Halo 4 and crying.

  • 12.04.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Talk to her just as any other girl. Hot girls are just girls too. If you're intimidated by a hot girl then you gotta work on some confidence. If she rejects you, she rejects you, that's the worse thing that could happen.

For every day that passes by you risk losing her to some other guy who just worked up the courage to talk and ask her out. Why miss a chance?

  • 12.04.2012 3:16 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

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OT: Just be yourself.
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Posted by: Tehplayer1
Walk up to her and just ask her out. What's the worst thing that could happen?
Her jock boyfriend walks up behind you and yells:

"ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND BRO?"

He then gives you a wedgie and twists your arm behind your back. Then he walks you outside and makes you say over and over again, at the top of your lungs, that you like guys, and want a hot time with Louis on the Chess Team.

Then, after you started to cry, he pushes you on the ground and empties a trashcan on you, yelling to not talk to his girlfriend.

She just looks on and giggles the whole time.

You should do it OP. What's the worst that could happen.

That sounds like a personal experience.
Yeah. That nerd never talked to my girlfriend again.

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  • 12.04.2012 3:19 PM PDT
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Walk up to her, and punch her. Girls love tough guys.

  • 12.04.2012 3:24 PM PDT

<3

Man kids these days don't even know the toast+envelope method.

  • 12.04.2012 3:24 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

Tell her:

"GIVE ME YOUR LIST LIKE ITS THE 25TH!"

cookie for reference.

  • 12.04.2012 3:25 PM PDT

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