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I'll humor you, if you say you're not trolling.

1) Irrelevant

2) Irrelevant

3) This is called "character development," or "humanization."

4) The Storm are a faction of religious extremists who rebelled against Arbiter. This is constantly hinted at through the first level. The most basic thinking is required to draw the proper conclusions.

5) She shackles him with a Hard Light shield, an unbreakable substance, and then becomes hard light, allowing her to touch Chief.

6) Enslaved minds of ancient humans, not robots. Also, Covenant are generic space aliens. I can do this too.

7) Irrelevant (also: generic space zombies)

8) Quality argument

9) Irrelevant

10) Troll confirmed

11) Irrelevant

12) Opinion

13) Irrelevant

14) Cortana teleports him off the ship and wraps him in the unbreakable hard light barrier.

Only three of these "complaints" are valid, all easily answerable. This is either the the worst troll attempt I've seen in years, or...well, I prefer to not allow the thought.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 4:35 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 4:33 PM PDT


Posted by: WitchDocktor

Posted by: xX ADZY Xx

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Ever read the lore? Explains why the elites are enemies, derpenstein.

And some of those reasons are just so stupid, I can't even begin to think for a single moment this is not a troll thread... unless you're either a) 12 or b) stupid


I thought people would agree with my reasons they are not stupid, they are genuine reasons that make the gampaign less enjoyable even though they are a bit opinion-ish
How does the size of an elite's foot affect the amount of enjoyment you get out of playing Halo 4?


because you cant take it seriously when the elites are clownfeet toadhead bellendheads

  • 12.04.2012 4:34 PM PDT

This guy. This guy is retarded.

  • 12.04.2012 4:38 PM PDT


Posted by: WitchDocktor
Why are you even staring at it's feet? Unless you have a foot fetish, I can't see why that would be what you are staring at for the entire game.


why would i have a fetish for elitefeet you clown, i just noticed them once because they are very disproportional

  • 12.04.2012 4:38 PM PDT

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  • 12.04.2012 4:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: Rayzor1995
15.This thread is bad and you should feel bad.


If there is a place to sign for an agreement, my signature would be there and in many other inappropriate places on the page.

  • 12.04.2012 4:45 PM PDT

I hated the Halo 4 campaign.

The dialogue was terrible and cheesy.

The Chief talked way too much.

Depended too much on reading the more recent novels and finding the terminals to better understand the story (I have done some of the reading).

Since I have played Mass Effect, no other game has come close to impress me with believable voice acting.

Hate the "love story" between them. "Take a girl for a ride" and the whole touching thing at the end.

  • 12.04.2012 4:54 PM PDT

I know my ways. So just stay back.

Only a couple of these reasons are valid, like the lack of brutes and scarabs. The rest is just plane stupid. Like how Chief survived and you're hate on the Promethians.

  • 12.04.2012 4:57 PM PDT


Posted by: JacobTheGreat2
Only a couple of these reasons are valid, like the lack of brutes and scarabs. The rest is just plane stupid. Like how Chief survived and you're hate on the Promethians.


I didn't find them too fun to fight.

  • 12.04.2012 4:59 PM PDT


Posted by: TheBrandingIron
I hated the Halo 4 campaign.

The dialogue was terrible and cheesy.

The Chief talked way too much.

Depended too much on reading the more recent novels and finding the terminals to better understand the story (I have done some of the reading).

Since I have played Mass Effect, no other game has come close to impress me with believable voice acting.

Hate the "love story" between them. "Take a girl for a ride" and the whole touching thing at the end.


Omg, you are exactly right, the dialogue was terrible and it ruined the characters so badly, it got to the point where i was happy when cortana died

  • 12.04.2012 5:01 PM PDT

signatures are for fa- wait

Did you even try to troll?

  • 12.04.2012 5:04 PM PDT


Posted by: TheBrandingIron
I hated the Halo 4 campaign.

The dialogue was terrible and cheesy.

The Chief talked way too much.

Depended too much on reading the more recent novels and finding the terminals to better understand the story (I have done some of the reading).

Since I have played Mass Effect, no other game has come close to impress me with believable voice acting.

Hate the "love story" between them. "Take a girl for a ride" and the whole touching thing at the end.



Most of that is called character development (inevitable and necessary development), some of it is opinion. The thing about the outside source material being required? Factually wrong, if you have the capacity to make your own judgements based on the evidence provided.

  • 12.04.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

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Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Well thank you OP you just spoiled part of the game for me, and I was reserving judgement on it campaign, and NONE of thoses are valid reasons.


Don't worry man, it doesn't matter if i spoiled it. I have just saved you the disappointment of finding out about how bad the story is, trust.

you really need to take the arrogant route on that didn't you

  • 12.04.2012 5:08 PM PDT

Wake me when the jews are gone.

Awj to isle 13, awj to isle 13, we got another retard that cant read books and then complains because he doesnt get whats going on.

  • 12.04.2012 5:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: xX ADZY Xx

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Well thank you OP you just spoiled part of the game for me, and I was reserving judgement on it campaign, and NONE of thoses are valid reasons.


Don't worry man, it doesn't matter if i spoiled it. I have just saved you the disappointment of finding out about how bad the story is, trust.

you really need to take the arrogant route on that didn't you


Not the arrogant route, the logical route.

  • 12.04.2012 5:14 PM PDT

Better storyline:

Halo 4 starts off with the Spartan 4s on the Infinity heading to Requiem and after a debriefing with Del Rio, the Didact scans the ship and the Storm attacks. You fight off boarders and something besides button pushing everything for the entire level. Then, just covering main things here and not anything detailed, the gravity well opens and then it lands just like in Halo 4 and the Spartan 4s accidently release the Didact trying to re open the gravity well. Everyone regroups at Infinity to fight off the Covenant then decide what to do with the Didact. Insert some epic ship to ship fights between Infinity and Storm and some intense Promothean fights with the Librarian appearing at some point. You find out that the gravity well co ordinate was a trapped and the Didact had taken all the data off of Infinity's computer including the conordinates to Earth. So the Didact leaves the Infinity and takes the Forerunner ship to Installation 3 to get the Composer. When you arrive, you find yourself in the midst of a UNSC vs Storm and Forerunner battle in space and a nice show of what happens when a Frigate is rammed by the Infinity after slip space exit. After being sent down with your squad, you try to get the Composer but the Didact had already started taking it and you lose some of your squad against the Composer. After the Didact leaves for Earth and Del Rio contacts Earth, you enter and exit slips space again to see Earth's Super Macs and Fleet fight the Didact and most of the Storm fleet have been destroyed by now in Halo 4 campaign. You and the entire Spartan 4s with a few hundred marines and army troops board the Didact's ship with the plan of planting a nuke. In the end, you fail. Earth inhabitants is dead. Didact thinks he destroyed humanity and leaves.

It leaves a good introduction for the next two games and ins't so damn predictable

  • 12.04.2012 6:07 PM PDT

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  • 12.04.2012 6:25 PM PDT

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