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Subject: Why is Superman in handcuffs

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srsly
What's the point? He could break out easily.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 3:33 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 3:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Kai Hiwatari
Srsly.


Stall him? Krptonite? idk

  • 12.04.2012 3:34 PM PDT

He is a prisoner and hated by humanity.

  • 12.04.2012 3:35 PM PDT
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those handcuffs are for the magic act he is about to perform

  • 12.04.2012 3:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: CarefreeMeat
He is a prisoner and hated by humanity.


What's that up in the sky?

A bird?

A plane?

No, it's that jackass superman!

  • 12.04.2012 3:37 PM PDT

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He was arrested for taking off the trunks.

  • 12.04.2012 3:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
He was arrested for taking off the trunks.


It was the only thing covering his super package.

  • 12.04.2012 3:42 PM PDT

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He isn't breaking out of them because he has a respect for the judicial system. This is a pretty well-known trait of Superman. We don't know why he is arrested in the first place though. That's the idea of the teaser poster.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 3:42 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 3:42 PM PDT

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Well, he IS an illegal alien.

He's likely being deported.

  • 12.04.2012 3:58 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, he IS an illegal alien.

He's likely being deported.
lol

  • 12.04.2012 3:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: jpgarcia6
He isn't breaking out of them because he has a respect for the judicial system. This is a pretty well-known trait of Superman. We don't know why he is arrested in the first place though. That's the idea of the teaser poster.

  • 12.04.2012 4:02 PM PDT

Superman could willingly allow himself to be handcuffed or sentenced etc.

Why jump to the conclusion it has to be against his will?

  • 12.04.2012 4:03 PM PDT