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Please go stare at a stop sign

  • 12.04.2012 3:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Barn Man
­No condom because that is for nerds and people with STDs.

op is one stone-cold mutha-blam!-a

  • 12.04.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

Yes.

  • 12.04.2012 3:45 PM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

Only if she puts it in my butt.

  • 12.04.2012 3:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: Barn Man
­No condom because that is for nerds and people with STDs.

op is one stone-cold mutha-blam!-a

  • 12.04.2012 3:45 PM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

Apparently the Flood loves telling others to stick it in poopers but won't do it themselves.

  • 12.04.2012 3:46 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

No because there's ash on the cigarette butt.

  • 12.04.2012 3:46 PM PDT
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Report and move on.

  • 12.04.2012 3:46 PM PDT
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- Batman

I came into this thread to vote that no, I wouldn't sleep with her.

I think that more than answers the question.

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1) I wouldn't have sex with her unless we was using protection.

2) Yes I would definitely put it in her butt.

  • 12.04.2012 3:47 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

No condom? Sorry I don't want to pay child support in 9 months.

  • 12.04.2012 3:47 PM PDT

Uh yeah of course. You havent had sex until youve stuck it in a chicks bootyhole.

  • 12.04.2012 3:49 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

Hell yeah. I prefer the front, but making her scream a little really isn't too bad. Also: Quid pro quo, my negro. You'll likely get compensated by some oral stuff.

  • 12.04.2012 3:50 PM PDT

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M.i - Macklemore - e-dubble - OnCue

If you hate on rap it is simply because you are not cultured enough to understand it.


Posted by: jetmann113
No condom? Sorry I don't want to pay child support in 9 months.

You can't impregnate a chick by sticking in her ass genius.


And even if you were to raw dog it I wouldn't worry too much about having kids because with your swimmers as stupid as you they'd probably never find the egg.

  • 12.04.2012 3:52 PM PDT
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Done it before. Will do it again.

  • 12.04.2012 3:52 PM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Posted by: Barn Man
­No condom because that is for people with STDs.

Oh the irony.

  • 12.04.2012 3:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jagwire

Posted by: jetmann113
No condom? Sorry I don't want to pay child support in 9 months.

You can't impregnate a chick by sticking in her ass genius.


And even if you were to raw dog it I wouldn't worry too much about having kids because with your swimmers as stupid as you they'd probably never find the egg.


OP already said we've been beating on her -blam!-.

  • 12.04.2012 3:53 PM PDT
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F0ck the police


Posted by: Jagwire

Posted by: jetmann113
No condom? Sorry I don't want to pay child support in 9 months.

You can't impregnate a chick by sticking in her ass genius.


And even if you were to raw dog it I wouldn't worry too much about having kids because with your swimmers as stupid as you they'd probably never find the egg.
She can extract it and impregnate herself with it. I've seen women keep condoms before and then use the -blam!- with some kit thingy and get pregnant.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 3:56 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: Barn Man
­No condom because that is for nerds and people with STDs.

op is one stone-cold mutha-blam!-a

Where's that picture?

Oh yes. Here it is.

  • 12.04.2012 4:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Please go stare at a stop sign

  • 12.04.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Just had a girl in my bedroom.

/thread.

  • 12.04.2012 4:21 PM PDT

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Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Whatever happened to the mods here? Lol

  • 12.04.2012 4:21 PM PDT