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Posted by: Miz KillZone

Posted by: iwritestories
Girl #1
Cons: Adopted


I hope this isn't normal for most people. How is that I con? This is almost insulting.
OP is a -blam!- for putting that as a con.

  • 12.04.2012 7:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: The EAKLE

Posted by: Miz KillZone

Posted by: iwritestories
Girl #1
Cons: Adopted


I hope this isn't normal for most people. How is that I con? This almost insulting.
I thought the same thing. Half of the paramaters used to compare these girls seem to be either really shallow or completely meaningless.

  • 12.04.2012 7:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: TopWargamer

Posted by: The EAKLE

Posted by: Miz KillZone

Posted by: iwritestories
Girl #1
Cons: Adopted


I hope this isn't normal for most people. How is that I con? This almost insulting.
I thought the same thing. Half of the paramaters used to compare these girls seem to be either really shallow or completely meaningless.


A man cant have his own opinions/likes/dislikes/things he is attracted to/etc. on the flood can he?

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:49 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:49 PM PDT

Forever Pyro

Pick the asian girl, her personality seems to be the best out of the 4.

Stay away from Girl #3.

  • 12.04.2012 7:50 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

You don't stand a chance with any.

  • 12.04.2012 7:51 PM PDT
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The fact you have to consult an online forum about this means that none of them are right for you.

  • 12.04.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
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Please message me if you have any objections.
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Posted by: MrBojangles136

Posted by: iwritestorie
Face: 7
pic

Face: 9.5
pic

Face: 10
pic

Face 8.5
pic


Are you trolling?

Eww, his standards are set really low.

  • 12.04.2012 7:52 PM PDT

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OP all these girls are absolute trainwrecks, in fact #1,2,4 all look like they may have been hit in the face by a train. I don't know where to begin...
Posted by: iwritestories
I'm 18, going to college in 18 months.

First of all, you're not that ugly bro, you're not good looking but that could change with a better haircut, some acne cream, teeth whitener, and start working out to improve those aesthetics. So I'll assume the fact that these severely unattractive women are your options because you've drastically lowered your standards over the years, probably due to low confidence, social anxiety. No problem you're going to college, good time to start over, reinvent yourself and be more socially outgoing, build some confidence.

Girl #1
Body: 7.5
Face: 7
pic

The way I know you've drastically lowered your standards is because you're giving this chick a 7 when she's clearly a 2 at best. Personally I'm not into asians but even if I was I'd know better to give her anything better than that.

Girl #2
Body: 7
Face: 9.5
pic

This is were I'm pretty concerned that you've lowered your standards to rock bottom. This is a 9.5. That is a 2. Horrifying. She looks like an old lady. She looks like a witch.

Girl #3
Body: 8
Face: 10
pic

Best of the group but that's not saying much. Not a 10, not even close. Bad quality pic in black & white. Also you're 18. No more chasing 15 yr old tail, that's creepy and weird.

Girl #4
Body: 8
Face 8.5
pic

This one probably straight up is a witch. Definitely looks bat s*** crazy. Again, horrifying. Again, 15... wtf r u doin OP? 8.5? lol no. 2, probably more like a 1, doesn't even matter when rating girls that low.


Srs OP. Disregard all these trollish looking chicks, go to college, give yourself a physical and mental make over and slay tail that doesn't look like it should only show it's face on Halloween.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:54 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Pyro
Pick the asian girl, her personality seems to be the best out of the 4.



you're joking right?

  • 12.04.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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Bev sounds like your best bet, going to the same college and all. Also sounds like you won't be going anywhere with Liz, and the rest are jailbait.

  • 12.04.2012 7:56 PM PDT

Forever Pyro


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Lord Pyro
Pick the asian girl, her personality seems to be the best out of the 4.



you're joking right?


It's mostly about the personality.

*Looks at picture*

Dem eyes, mang.

OP, you shouldn't be into emos or drama starters, and antisocial girls are out of the picture. You really don't have alot of choices.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:58 PM PST]

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Posted by: Jagwire


^^actually convincing!


Posted by: Jagwire
OP all these girls are absolute trainwrecks, in fact #1,2,4 all look like they may have been hit in the face by a train. I don't know where to begin...
Posted by: iwritestories
I'm 18, going to college in 18 months.

First of all, you're not that ugly bro, you're not good looking but that could change with a better haircut, some acne cream, teeth whitener, and start working out to improve those aesthetics. So I'll assume the fact that these severely unattractive women are your options because you've drastically lowered your standards over the years, probably due to low confidence, social anxiety. No problem you're going to college, good time to start over, reinvent yourself and be more socially outgoing, build some confidence.



I cant wait for college






Girl #1

The way I know you've drastically lowered your standards is because you're giving this chick a 7 when she's clearly a 2 at best. Personally I'm not into asians but even if I was I'd know better to give her anything better than that.



a 2? ok, I guess I could go with that.



Girl #2

This is were I'm pretty concerned that you've lowered your standards to rock bottom. This is a 9.5. That is a 2. Horrifying. She looks like an old lady. She looks like a witch.


Old lady? depends on the angle. If you are going for just looks, I feel sorry for you. I go for more than just looks.


Girl #3

Best of the group but that's not saying much. Not a 10, not even close. Bad quality pic in black & white. Also you're 18. No more chasing 15 yr old tail, that's creepy and weird.


ok

Girl #4

This one probably straight up is a witch. Definitely looks bat s*** crazy. Again, horrifying. Again, 15... wtf r u doin OP? 8.5? lol no. 2, probably more like a 1, doesn't even matter when rating girls that low.


Ok, I'll give you that, not the greatest looking girl. she needs surgery on her nose. she's got a good personality and alot in common with me. :)

Srs OP. Disregard all these trollish looking chicks, go to college, give yourself a physical and mental make over and slay tail that doesn't look like it should only show it's face on Halloween.

I will, promise.

  • 12.04.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: JMAN07
Bev sounds like your best bet, going to the same college and all. Also sounds like you won't be going anywhere with Liz, and the rest are jailbait.


dude, using reasoning makes your argument so much better! good job mate. :) you get the prize!

  • 12.04.2012 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Pyro

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Lord Pyro
Pick the asian girl, her personality seems to be the best out of the 4.



you're joking right?




*Looks at picture*

Dem eyes, mang.


she certainly has beautiful eyes.

  • 12.04.2012 8:06 PM PDT

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Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

1, 4 if relocation is an option.

  • 12.04.2012 8:06 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

Girl 3 is the best but she's a bit too young for you.

  • 12.04.2012 8:10 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.

OP all -blam!- comments aside, unless that pic you had of you earlier was just a great shot, or you are hiding some major amounts of fat you are really lowballing as far as girls go. You can definitely do better.

  • 12.04.2012 8:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Black Eagle X99
OP all -blam!- comments aside, unless that pic you had of you earlier was just a great shot, or you are hiding some major amounts of fat you are really lowballing as far as girls go. You can definitely do better.


I actually think that's one of the worse pics of me. I'll post a better one.

  • 12.04.2012 8:12 PM PDT


Posted by: General Ryan
3 and 4 are underage, you perv >:(

  • 12.04.2012 8:12 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

They all sound equally delightful to stalk OP. Have fun in your facebook lurking. Watch out OP! A photo album labeled Summer 2011 @ Lake is around and you're feeling frisky!

  • 12.04.2012 8:14 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Black Eagle X99
OP all -blam!- comments aside, unless that pic you had of you earlier was just a great shot, or you are hiding some major amounts of fat you are really lowballing as far as girls go. You can definitely do better.


I actually think that's one of the worse pics of me. I'll post a better one.
I kid you not, you could definitely be easily getting 8+ if you wanted. I don't consider myself vain, but those girls are not exactly attractive. Sure personality means something, but even I judge based on looks in the end. It doesn't matter how nice she is if you cringe when you go to make out with her.

  • 12.04.2012 8:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Black Eagle X99

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Black Eagle X99
OP all -blam!- comments aside, unless that pic you had of you earlier was just a great shot, or you are hiding some major amounts of fat you are really lowballing as far as girls go. You can definitely do better.


I actually think that's one of the worse pics of me. I'll post a better one.
I kid you not, you could definitely be easily getting 8+ if you wanted. I don't consider myself vain, but those girls are not exactly attractive. Sure personality means something, but even I judge based on looks in the end. It doesn't matter how nice she is if you cringe when you go to make out with her.


Imo, OP should just wait for college. That will open his eyes.

  • 12.04.2012 8:16 PM PDT

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Stay away from them all. Girls are evil.

  • 12.04.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Black Eagle X99

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: Black Eagle X99
OP all -blam!- comments aside, unless that pic you had of you earlier was just a great shot, or you are hiding some major amounts of fat you are really lowballing as far as girls go. You can definitely do better.


I actually think that's one of the worse pics of me. I'll post a better one.
I kid you not, you could definitely be easily getting 8+ if you wanted. I don't consider myself vain, but those girls are not exactly attractive. Sure personality means something, but even I judge based on looks in the end. It doesn't matter how nice she is if you cringe when you go to make out with her.


Imo, OP should just wait for college. That will open his eyes.


Saving this post into "Review when having an emotional breakdown during college"

:)

  • 12.04.2012 8:17 PM PDT

These are some pretty stupid pros and cons, not gonna lie.

  • 12.04.2012 8:19 PM PDT