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Subject: How can I score with this girl?

She is one of the best goalies on the Soccer team. And to get closer to making the team I have to score at least 7 shots.

This is my first sport. What are methods to improve my Soccer skills? Any Soccer players here?

  • 12.04.2012 4:57 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Kick it in her netter.

  • 12.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT

Kick It Harder Than She Is.
That Way, It Just Goes Through Her.

  • 12.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Believe in yourself man. You just gotta... believe.

  • 12.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

...I don't believe you, OP.

  • 12.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT

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Why are you on a girls soccer team?

  • 12.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT

Football.


Flame me.

  • 12.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: westpointusma15
Why are you on a girls soccer team?

  • 12.04.2012 4:59 PM PDT
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  • 12.04.2012 5:00 PM PDT


Posted by: CHOCOLOTE TACO

Posted by: westpointusma15
Why are you on a girls soccer team?
I'm not. She was assigned to be a practice goalie.

  • 12.04.2012 5:00 PM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

If you kick it at her face really hard, she'll duck and you'll score.

  • 12.04.2012 5:00 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: KilteDKilleR93
If you kick her face really hard, she'll collapse to the ground crying and you'll score.


Fixed.

  • 12.04.2012 5:05 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

Chloroform.

  • 12.04.2012 5:11 PM PDT

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Hey OP, don't you mean score on, not score with. If you want to score on her practice is the only thing to really help you. If you want to score with her, you're S.O.L..

  • 12.04.2012 5:17 PM PDT

Tell her what's up. Be a man.

  • 12.04.2012 5:18 PM PDT
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Get her to pass you some balls.

  • 12.04.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Spit in her face.

  • 12.04.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Quest is back
Get her to pass you some balls.


lulz

  • 12.04.2012 5:22 PM PDT
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Practice your ballhandling and shooting skills.

  • 12.04.2012 5:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Safran888
Practice your ballhandling and shooting skills.
I'm working on this right now in the middle of the night. My parents are gone and I'm home alone.

  • 12.04.2012 5:24 PM PDT