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Subject: Which do you use most often in place of profanity?

Signatures are for little kids.

Poll: Which do you use most often in place of profanity?  [closed]
Gee Willikers:  11%
(3 Votes)
Holey Moley:  11%
(3 Votes)
Darn Tootin:  7%
(2 Votes)
Golly:  7%
(2 Votes)
Dang Nabbit:  7%
(2 Votes)
Jumping Lizards:  11%
(3 Votes)
For Petes Sake:  15%
(4 Votes)
Gosh Darn It, (gosh darn it all to hell!):  30%
(8 Votes)
Total Votes: 27

Darn tootin I made this thread.

Which do you use most often if you're somewhere that you can't swear?

If you're upset that I made another dumb thread, simply put me down using one of these handy substitutes for profanity.

  • 12.04.2012 5:54 PM PDT

Derp

-blam!-

  • 12.04.2012 5:55 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I believe it's "leaping lizards"

  • 12.04.2012 5:55 PM PDT
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  • 12.04.2012 5:56 PM PDT

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  • 12.04.2012 5:56 PM PDT

well f me

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The hell is this, Leave it To Beaver?

OT: Shoot and fudge. And occasionally frack (Damnit BSG!).

[Edited on 12.04.2012 6:00 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 5:57 PM PDT

Frak. I use it for everything. Frak you, son of a frak, piece of frak. Doesn't have to make sense, people know what I mean.

  • 12.04.2012 5:57 PM PDT

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I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

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If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

another piece of profanity

  • 12.04.2012 5:57 PM PDT

Posted by: petitminou
I believe it's "leaping lizards"

  • 12.04.2012 5:57 PM PDT

What the f...

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

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  • 12.04.2012 5:58 PM PDT

For some reason I read gosh darn it all to hell in a southern accent.

  • 12.04.2012 5:59 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.


Posted by: petitminou
I believe it's "leaping lizards"
I've always said 'jumping lizards'.

Gosh darn it you guys are picky, but I agree 'shoot' and 'fudge' could have been on the poll. The poll is only so long, I have no way to make my poll longer or I would.

  • 12.04.2012 5:59 PM PDT

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


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Posted by: petitminou
I believe it's "leaping lizards"
I've always said 'jumping lizards'.

Gosh darn it you guys are picky, but I agree 'shoot' and 'fudge' could have been on the poll. The poll is only so long, I have no way to make my poll longer or I would.


I heard there are pills for that.

  • 12.04.2012 6:00 PM PDT
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...I actually say "Holey Moley" sometimes.

  • 12.04.2012 6:00 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: petitminou
I believe it's "leaping lizards"
I've always said 'jumping lizards'.

Gosh darn it you guys are picky, but I agree 'shoot' and 'fudge' could have been on the poll. The poll is only so long, I have no way to make my poll longer or I would.


I heard there are pills for that.
lol, I put that last sentence in just for you.

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I do actually say "Pete's sake" from time to time. Other than "Holey moley," I can't think of anything else on that list that I've actually said.

  • 12.04.2012 6:02 PM PDT

None. I either swear or I don't simple as that.

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: petitminou
I believe it's "leaping lizards"
I've always said 'jumping lizards'.

Gosh darn it you guys are picky, but I agree 'shoot' and 'fudge' could have been on the poll. The poll is only so long, I have no way to make my poll longer or I would.


I heard there are pills for that.
lol, I put that last sentence in just for you.


Aren't you a fudging sweet tart. =)

  • 12.04.2012 6:02 PM PDT

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  • 12.04.2012 6:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: Godshatter
Golly
And the only thing I can think of is the "The Dark Night and '60s Robin" spoof on YouTube.
Wont link it because they swear and there's a bit of blood but it's kind of comedic.

I say "Holy Shots" and "shots and goggles" instead of swearing mostly.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 6:06 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 6:06 PM PDT

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http://fcwars.net/

i think of all of those in a southern accent.

If i do, for whatever reason want to swear, i just will.

and also, combining swear levels.

Oh that gosh-darned cuntface.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 6:09 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 6:08 PM PDT

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  • 12.04.2012 6:10 PM PDT

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