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Subject: I've dug myself into a hole. Help me, Flood!

So Flood, for reasons I cannot explain, I've been digging this hole in my backyard the past few hours. Anyhoo, I've been so concentrated on this digging I neglected to realize how deep it'd gotten until I reached bedrock. I'm typing this on my phone which only has 20% battery life left. Unfortunately the speaker and receiver are both broken so I cannot call for help. What do I do, Flood?

  • 12.04.2012 6:03 PM PDT
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Nice parody thread, mang.

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

Fly up.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

*Throws down rope*


There ya go OP!

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT

_____ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)
Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

Text someone

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Why didn't I think of this?

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT


Posted by: karsttheninja99
Text someone

I don't have texting.

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Fill it in with TNT as you go up and commence with the boom.

  • 12.04.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

The best thing that could happen is someone comes and fills the hole in while you're asleep.

  • 12.04.2012 6:05 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

8/10.

Saw it coming.

  • 12.04.2012 6:05 PM PDT

Dig another hole in the hole you have just dug up.

  • 12.04.2012 6:05 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.

I thought this was that thread about the girl.

I am disappoint.

  • 12.04.2012 6:05 PM PDT


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
8/10.

Saw it coming.

Dammit, Sunny, this is serious.

  • 12.04.2012 6:06 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Throws down rope*


There ya go OP!

It doesn't work like that.

  • 12.04.2012 6:11 PM PDT

_____ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)
Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

your on the internet, message someone

  • 12.04.2012 6:12 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.


Posted by: Zanir
Nice parody thread, mang.

  • 12.04.2012 6:12 PM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

>Dig slots into the side(s) of the hole
>Use slots to climb out

  • 12.04.2012 6:13 PM PDT


Posted by: karsttheninja99
your on the internet, message someone

Like who?

  • 12.04.2012 6:13 PM PDT

There's no way to get back experiences you missed.
So start right now today and risk furiousness for bliss.

Use the shovel and dig yourself some stairs.

  • 12.04.2012 6:13 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

10/10

Post your plea on facebook and hope somebody there loves you enough to bail you out.

  • 12.04.2012 6:13 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

Text someone to call 911 for you?

Make better parody threads?

  • 12.04.2012 6:13 PM PDT


Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
10/10

Post your plea on facebook and hope somebody there loves you enough to bail you out.

I don't have a Facebook.

  • 12.04.2012 6:13 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.


Posted by: TedToaster22
Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
10/10

Post your plea on facebook and hope somebody there loves you enough to bail you out.
I don't have a Facebook.
I wouldn't normally say this, but it might be about time to make one.

  • 12.04.2012 6:14 PM PDT


Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx

Posted by: TedToaster22
Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
10/10

Post your plea on facebook and hope somebody there loves you enough to bail you out.
I don't have a Facebook.
I wouldn't normally say this, but it might be about time to make one.

I dunno, man, I've heard some things about privacy issues.

  • 12.04.2012 6:15 PM PDT
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