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Subject: I've dug myself into a hole. Help me, Flood!


Posted by: Statefarm98
Text someone to call 911 for you?

Make better parody threads?

For the second time, I don't have texting.

  • 12.04.2012 6:17 PM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx

Posted by: TedToaster22
Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
10/10

Post your plea on facebook and hope somebody there loves you enough to bail you out.
I don't have a Facebook.
I wouldn't normally say this, but it might be about time to make one.

I dunno, man, I've heard some things about privacy issues.


I laughed after this

  • 12.04.2012 6:18 PM PDT

_____ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)
Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

Keep diggin until you get to china

  • 12.04.2012 6:18 PM PDT


Posted by: karsttheninja99
Keep diggin until you get to china

I don't think my shovel can break through the bedrock.

Or the Mantle, for that matter.

  • 12.04.2012 6:19 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

OP, you gotta lay down the blocks.

Look down, jump up, and place the blocks of dirt!

  • 12.04.2012 6:20 PM PDT

_____ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)
Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: karsttheninja99
Keep diggin until you get to china

I don't think my shovel can break through the bedrock.

Or the Mantle, for that matter.
go on papajohn's website and ask them to deliver a pizza and a jack hammer

  • 12.04.2012 6:21 PM PDT


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: karsttheninja99
Keep diggin until you get to china

I don't think my shovel can break through the bedrock.

Or the Mantle, for that matter.
Well... goodbye. *Walks away from hole*

  • 12.04.2012 6:22 PM PDT

I gaze upon the stars and see the majesty that is the universe.


EGO mos bulla astrum.

Keep digging until you reach the Mantle. The resulting volcanic eruption should blow you up.

  • 12.04.2012 6:22 PM PDT


Posted by: karsttheninja99

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: karsttheninja99
Keep diggin until you get to china

I don't think my shovel can break through the bedrock.

Or the Mantle, for that matter.
go on papajohn's website and ask them to deliver a pizza and a jack hammer

Wouldn't the heat kill me?

Of the Mantle, that is, not the pizza.

  • 12.04.2012 6:22 PM PDT


Posted by: SILO 170

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: karsttheninja99
Keep diggin until you get to china

I don't think my shovel can break through the bedrock.

Or the Mantle, for that matter.
Well... goodbye. *Walks away from hole*

Aww, c'mon, don't you have anymore ideas? I'm at 17% charge over here.

  • 12.04.2012 6:25 PM PDT

-3/10

Unbelievable. Gotta be more original than that OP.

  • 12.04.2012 6:28 PM PDT

_____ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)
Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

I'll pour water on you so you freeze tonight

  • 12.04.2012 6:29 PM PDT


Posted by: karsttheninja99
I'll pour water on you so you freeze tonight

If you pour in enough water, I could swim up.

  • 12.04.2012 6:30 PM PDT

_____ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)
Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: karsttheninja99
I'll pour water on you so you freeze tonight

If you pour in enough water, I could swim up.
nope, just enough so you freeze, probably up until your knees

  • 12.04.2012 6:31 PM PDT

"This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here, huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction..."


Posted by: Zanir
Nice parody thread, mang.

  • 12.04.2012 6:32 PM PDT


Posted by: karsttheninja99

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: karsttheninja99
I'll pour water on you so you freeze tonight

If you pour in enough water, I could swim up.
nope, just enough so you freeze, probably up until your knees

That's cold, bro.

  • 12.04.2012 6:44 PM PDT

If only you had a mirror...

  • 12.04.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Carve stairs into the earth.

  • 12.04.2012 6:59 PM PDT
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you just start thinking...

  • 12.04.2012 7:00 PM PDT

Every time I read something that I think is the stupidest thing ever and something can't replace it, something manages to replace it.

Read title.

Amused minecraft.

Sightly disappointed.

:(

Edit:
*Evidently NEEDS SLEEP BADLY*

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:06 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:04 PM PDT

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