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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Opens door *pulls gun* who took me bacon?!!


*Runs off into toy aisle with the last packet of Bacon*


*Summons demons to take the last packet of bacon*


You'll never get it!


Hey!

*Tickles demons with feathers until they drop the Bacon and runs off with it again*


GAH!

*pulls out sword*

I guess I'll have to get dirty after all!

I'M GOING TO GET THAT BACON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

  • 12.04.2012 6:51 PM PDT

*Buys a pie*
*Calls it Steve*

  • 12.04.2012 6:51 PM PDT

Walks up to the pie and kills it violently.

  • 12.04.2012 6:51 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.

*Nukes RP thread.*


Well, we're done here.

  • 12.04.2012 6:52 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Garem
I throw the lady off me and stab her four times. I then rush to Divine, preparing to punish him for his crimes against God.
*sees Garem running at him and quickly elbows him in the face*

  • 12.04.2012 6:52 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Opens door *pulls gun* who took me bacon?!!


*Runs off into toy aisle with the last packet of Bacon*


*Summons demons to take the last packet of bacon*


You'll never get it!


Hey!

*Tickles demons with feathers until they drop the Bacon and runs off with it again*


GAH!

*pulls out sword*

I guess I'll have to get dirty after all!

I'M GOING TO GET THAT BACON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!


YOU'LL NEVER GET IT!

NEVER!

*Flings fireballs at Jonat*

  • 12.04.2012 6:52 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Opens door *pulls gun* who took me bacon?!!


*Runs off into toy aisle with the last packet of Bacon*


*Summons demons to take the last packet of bacon*


You'll never get it!


Hey!

*Tickles demons with feathers until they drop the Bacon and runs off with it again*


GAH!

*pulls out sword*

I guess I'll have to get dirty after all!

I'M GOING TO GET THAT BACON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!


*A truck pulls up behind the store, a man comes up behind the truck and hauls it's cargo into the store little by little, all of the cargo is bacon*

  • 12.04.2012 6:53 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.


Posted by: SergeantFlood
*Nukes RP thread.*


Well, we're done here.

*nuked your nuke before you could nuke anything, saving the thread from being nuked*

  • 12.04.2012 6:53 PM PDT

*swings sack of potatoes at Leonardo Di Caprio and saves the world from Titanic 3.

  • 12.04.2012 6:54 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*A truck pulls up behind the store, a man comes up behind the truck and hauls it's cargo into the store little by little, all of the cargo is bacon*


*My fireballs fling into the Truck, making it explode and causing well done Bacon to fly all over the Supermarket*

  • 12.04.2012 6:54 PM PDT

Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Garem
I throw the lady off me and stab her four times. I then rush to Divine, preparing to punish him for his crimes against God.
*sees Garem running at him and quickly elbows him in the face*

Calls upon God to smite this man with a holy retribution.

Divine is struck by five threads of lightning.

  • 12.04.2012 6:54 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Garem
I throw the lady off me and stab her four times. I then rush to Divine, preparing to punish him for his crimes against God.
*sees Garem running at him and quickly elbows him in the face*

Calls upon God to smite this man with a holy retribution.

Divine is struck by five threads of lightning.
Hehe, that tickles!

  • 12.04.2012 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Bacon

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Opens door *pulls gun* who took me bacon?!![/quote]

*Runs off into toy aisle with the last packet of Bacon*[/quote]

*Summons demons to take the last packet of bacon*


You'll never get it!


Hey!

*Tickles demons with feathers until they drop the Bacon and runs off with it again*


GAH!

*pulls out sword*

I guess I'll have to get dirty after all!

I'M GOING TO GET THAT BACON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!


*A truck pulls up behind the store, a man comes up behind the truck and hauls it's cargo into the store little by little, all of the cargo is bacon*

*Stops running* holy mother..of bacon

  • 12.04.2012 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: grunthead42
*swings sack of potatoes at Leonardo Di Caprio and saves the world from Titanic 3.
*The big black security guard picks you up.*

  • 12.04.2012 6:55 PM PDT
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o you know the usuall...just stalking poeple and planting bombs couse im a terrorist rapeist person...

  • 12.04.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Garem
I throw the lady off me and stab her four times. I then rush to Divine, preparing to punish him for his crimes against God.
*sees Garem running at him and quickly elbows him in the face*

Calls upon God to smite this man with a holy retribution.

Divine is struck by five threads of lightning.


sensing holy presence my eyes go from brown to red and cat-like, teeth become razor sharp and black scales form all over my body, black draconian wings sprout from my back

[Edited on 12.04.2012 6:58 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 6:57 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*A truck pulls up behind the store, a man comes up behind the truck and hauls it's cargo into the store little by little, all of the cargo is bacon*


*My fireballs fling into the Truck, making it explode and causing well done Bacon to fly all over the Supermarket*



*emerges from the flames severely injured*

Bacon...*coughs out blood*

*crawls to a strip of bacon*

I have finally...found some...

*proceeds to eat bacon but dies before I can*

  • 12.04.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Jesus apparates from the ground and challenges Admiral to an arm wrestle.

  • 12.04.2012 6:59 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*A truck pulls up behind the store, a man comes up behind the truck and hauls it's cargo into the store little by little, all of the cargo is bacon*


*My fireballs fling into the Truck, making it explode and causing well done Bacon to fly all over the Supermarket*



*emerges from the flames severely injured*

Bacon...*coughs out blood*

*crawls to a strip of bacon*

I have finally...found some...

*proceeds to eat bacon but dies before I can*


No!

What have I done?!

*Puts Bacon in Jonat's mouth*

Live Jonat!

LIIIVVVVEEEE!

  • 12.04.2012 7:00 PM PDT


Posted by: alex0612

Posted by: grunthead42
*swings sack of potatoes at Leonardo Di Caprio and saves the world from Titanic 3.
*The big black security guard picks you up.*

*grunthead uses confuse...

  • 12.04.2012 7:00 PM PDT

A large mexican family of 10 walks through the automatic doors, arguing over god knows what in their hellish language. The kids constantly screaming for "juguete" and the old grandma saying "hola papi chulo" to every young man she passes. The reckoning was upon the store.

  • 12.04.2012 7:02 PM PDT

*Eats bacon*

  • 12.04.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Defogner
A large mexican family of 10 walks through the automatic doors, arguing over god knows what in their hellish language. The kids constantly screaming for "juguete" and the old grandma saying "hola papi chulo" to every young man she passes. The reckoning was upon the store.
I sneak up behind abuelita and stab her twice in the back.

  • 12.04.2012 7:03 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

*after being tickled by lightning, Divine continued his quest to find the cookies and cream icream*

  • 12.04.2012 7:04 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Garem
Jesus apparates from the ground and challenges Admiral to an arm wrestle.


Now in stage 2 of my transformation, a jet black scaled bipedial dragon with the height and some qualities of a tall human. I accept his challenge but when our hands grasp each other Jesus's arm begins to corrode and weaken, getting weaker every second

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:07 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:04 PM PDT