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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)


Posted by: grunthead42

Posted by: alex0612

Posted by: grunthead42
*swings sack of potatoes at Leonardo Di Caprio and saves the world from Titanic 3.
*The big black security guard picks you up.*

*grunthead uses confuse...
*A smaller, yet smarter looking girl picks you up.*

  • 12.04.2012 7:05 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*I stand by the meat department, glancing at everyone else as they remained turned away.*

*Reaches over the counter and grabs a raw steak, tearing it into small pieces with my claws before tossing it into my mouth chunk by chunk.*

  • 12.04.2012 7:05 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

"Where's the booze?"

  • 12.04.2012 7:05 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Goldeneye
"Where's the booze?"


There's a limit of two per person here, break that limit and you'll be sorry.

Seriously sorry.

  • 12.04.2012 7:06 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Goldeneye
"Where's the booze?"


WAAAY in the back

  • 12.04.2012 7:06 PM PDT
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Let's see I'll taker her, and her, oh and that girl over there.

  • 12.04.2012 7:07 PM PDT

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Garem
Jesus apparates from the ground and challenges Admiral to an arm wrestle.


Now in stage 2 of my transformation, an jet black scaled bipedial dragon with the height and some qualities of a tall human. I accept his challenge but when our hands grasp each other Jesus's arm begins to corrode and weaken, getting weaker every second
Jesus opens his third eye, thus sending him into Catholic rage form. He looks at Admiral and blinks once.

Admiral is thrown into a bottomless pit of fire for all of eternity.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:08 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:07 PM PDT


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Goldeneye
"Where's the booze?"


There's a limit of two per person here, break that limit and you'll be sorry.

Seriously sorry.
*One of my guards get a 6-pack of Cider and Chardonnay.*

  • 12.04.2012 7:07 PM PDT

Getting some lobsters while the ships have docked behind the store.

  • 12.04.2012 7:08 PM PDT


Posted by: alex0612

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Goldeneye
"Where's the booze?"


There's a limit of two per person here, break that limit and you'll be sorry.

Seriously sorry.
*One of my guards get a 6-pack of Cider and Chardonnay.*

Starts shooting the guards "we don't like your kind boy!"

  • 12.04.2012 7:08 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Goldeneye
"Where's the booze?"


WAAAY in the back
thank, cheers bro.

  • 12.04.2012 7:08 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: alex0612

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Goldeneye
"Where's the booze?"


There's a limit of two per person here, break that limit and you'll be sorry.

Seriously sorry.
*One of my guards get a 6-pack of Cider and Chardonnay.*


*Throws Fireballs at the Guard*

  • 12.04.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Garem
Jesus apparates from the ground and challenges Admiral to an arm wrestle.


Now in stage 2 of my transformation, an jet black scaled bipedial dragon with the height and some qualities of a tall human. I accept his challenge but when our hands grasp each other Jesus's arm begins to corrode and weaken, getting weaker every second
Jesus opens his third eye, thus sending him into Catholic rage form. He looks Admiral and blinks once.

Admiral is thrown into a bottomless pit of fire for all of eternity.


I insta-teleport back into the grocery store, having played along so Jesus thinks he was victorious despite my full immunity to holy power. I begin to sing in a hellish language in the most beautiful manner known to man or god, anyone who has not decended into darkness are hypnotized or killed if they are in high favor with the light and those who have are made stronger and become more demonic in nature.

Despite the fact the song could kill him instantly, he covers his ears with 3 scarves to minimize the effect, he is weakened severely, but survives


[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:15 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:09 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*

  • 12.04.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*

I slowly approach Ryle and challenge him to a game of wits.

  • 12.04.2012 7:11 PM PDT

*Another guard get's 1 large bottle of wine.*

  • 12.04.2012 7:11 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*


lol ur gonna get fat

  • 12.04.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Lol

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:19 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:13 PM PDT

Jesus comes to my aid and deflects Black Power with a well-timed Godbolt.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:14 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:13 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*
*walks by Ryle and notices some cookies and cream icream and quickly snatches it before Ryle takes it for himself*

  • 12.04.2012 7:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*

I slowly approach Ryle and challenge him to a game of wits.
I summon Black Power and turn Garem into a niggger
(No need to be racist, bro...

  • 12.04.2012 7:14 PM PDT

EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A ROBBERY!

GIMMIE ALL THE -blam!- MONEY.

  • 12.04.2012 7:15 PM PDT


Posted by: Garem
Jesus comes to my aid and deflects Black Power with a well-timed Godbolt.
Black people can't stop Black Power

  • 12.04.2012 7:15 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Need2StopSmurfn
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A ROBBERY!

GIMMIE ALL THE -blam!- MONEY.


Doesn't everybody include you too?

  • 12.04.2012 7:16 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

t-bone steaks, hamburger, hotdogs, potato chips, beer.
cookout at my house.

  • 12.04.2012 7:16 PM PDT