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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Need2StopSmurfn
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A ROBBERY!

GIMMIE ALL THE -blam!- MONEY.


*fires dark pulse at the robber*

  • 12.04.2012 7:16 PM PDT

*i walk in and head to the produce section*

*looks around suspiciously*

*I purposely knock over Orange and Apple displays that were so neatly piled up*

* Ruuunnnnnnnnnn!

  • 12.04.2012 7:16 PM PDT


Starts shootin' at this robber

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:17 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:16 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*
*walks by Ryle and notices some cookies and cream icream and quickly snatches it before Ryle takes it for himself*

*doesn't want icream anyway*

*keeps eating the containers*

  • 12.04.2012 7:17 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: LJ 248
*i walk in and head to the produce section*

*looks around suspiciously*

*I purposely knock over Orange and Apple displays that were so neatly piled up*

* Ruuunnnnnnnnnn!


I'm surprised those were still neatly piled up, after all that's happened.

  • 12.04.2012 7:17 PM PDT


Posted by: alex0612

Posted by: grunthead42

Posted by: alex0612

Posted by: grunthead42
*swings sack of potatoes at Leonardo Di Caprio and saves the world from Titanic 3.
*The big black security guard picks you up.*

*grunthead uses confuse...
*A smaller, yet smarter looking girl picks you up.*

This would be difficult for her. I am over 8 feet tall and 750 pounds of pure muscle.

  • 12.04.2012 7:17 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Need2StopSmurfn
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A ROBBERY!

GIMMIE ALL THE -blam!- MONEY.
*ignores him and walks by right infront of him*

  • 12.04.2012 7:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Jesus comes to my aid and deflects Black Power with a well-timed Godbolt.
Black people can't stop Black Power
Jesus isn't black.

  • 12.04.2012 7:18 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*
*walks by Ryle and notices some cookies and cream icream and quickly snatches it before Ryle takes it for himself*

*doesn't want icream anyway*

*keeps eating the containers*
*ran back to the freezer and locked Ryle inside so he cant get out* Enjoy your ice cream.

  • 12.04.2012 7:18 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Jesus comes to my aid and deflects Black Power with a well-timed Godbolt.
Black people can't stop Black Power
Jesus isn't black.

Am I cool or what guys.

  • 12.04.2012 7:18 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Garem
Jesus apparates from the ground and challenges Admiral to an arm wrestle.


Now in stage 2 of my transformation, an jet black scaled bipedial dragon with the height and some qualities of a tall human. I accept his challenge but when our hands grasp each other Jesus's arm begins to corrode and weaken, getting weaker every second
Jesus opens his third eye, thus sending him into Catholic rage form. He looks Admiral and blinks once.

Admiral is thrown into a bottomless pit of fire for all of eternity.


I insta-teleport back into the grocery store, having played along so Jesus thinks he was victorious despite my full immunity to holy power. I begin to sing in a hellish language in the most beautiful manner known to man or god, anyone who has not decended into darkness are hypnotized or killed if they are in high favor with the light and those who have are made stronger and become more demonic in nature.

Despite the fact the song could kill him instantly, he covers his ears with 3 scarves to minimize the effect, he is weakened severely, but survives

  • 12.04.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Jesus comes to my aid and deflects Black Power with a well-timed Godbolt.
Black people can't stop Black Power
Jesus isn't black.

Am I cool or what guys.


*places hand on shoulder* I'm not sure really....

  • 12.04.2012 7:19 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*
*walks by Ryle and notices some cookies and cream icream and quickly snatches it before Ryle takes it for himself*

*doesn't want icream anyway*

*keeps eating the containers*
*ran back to the freezer and locked Ryle inside so he cant get out* Enjoy your ice cream.

*flares red and teleports out of the freezer*

*unlocks it before re-entering*

*meows in an ominous tone*

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:20 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Jesus takes out dual katanas and rushes at Admiral.

  • 12.04.2012 7:20 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Jesus comes to my aid and deflects Black Power with a well-timed Godbolt.
Black people can't stop Black Power
Jesus isn't black.

Am I cool or what guys.


*places hand on shoulder* I'm not sure really....

Get the Hell off me.

*pushes your hand off my shoulder and hisses*

  • 12.04.2012 7:21 PM PDT


Posted by: Garem
Jesus takes out dual katanas and rushes at Admiral.
Who wants some -blam!- popcorn??

  • 12.04.2012 7:21 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Jesus takes out dual katanas and rushes at Admiral.
Who wants some -blam!- popcorn??

*looks at Savage Opress*

Uhh... Blam... Popcorn? Sure, sounds great!

  • 12.04.2012 7:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Jesus takes out dual katanas and rushes at Admiral.
Who wants some -blam!- popcorn??

*looks at Savage Opress*

Uhh... Blam... Popcorn? Sure, sounds great!
okay. *gets in freezer with Ryle and share popcorn*

  • 12.04.2012 7:23 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress
okay. *gets in freezer with Ryle and share popcorn*

*in a mellow tone*

I forgot the gravy... oh...

  • 12.04.2012 7:24 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
*is inside a freezer, gorging on ice-cream*

*stares at the children walking by*
*walks by Ryle and notices some cookies and cream icream and quickly snatches it before Ryle takes it for himself*

*doesn't want icream anyway*

*keeps eating the containers*
*ran back to the freezer and locked Ryle inside so he cant get out* Enjoy your ice cream.

*flares red and teleports out of the freezer*

*unlocks it before re-entering*

*meows in an ominous tone*
*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*

  • 12.04.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Garem
Jesus takes out dual katanas and rushes at Admiral.


*I jump out of the way just in the nick of time, then I let out a continuous stream of darkfire breath, turning anything in it's path into a molten heap. Jesus is hit and he is burned severely

from here I begin stage 3, I begin to become larger, my once semi-humanoid form is replaced by the form of a full-blown dragon, eyes go from red to deep green, I then spread my wings and bust through the ceiling

  • 12.04.2012 7:27 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: divine thunder14
*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*

*brings up derp-status*

*flares red and teleports back inside the freezer*

Reminded me of home... Except not quite as dark.

  • 12.04.2012 7:28 PM PDT

Jesus uses auto-regeneration powers to completely heal himself.

Jesus takes flight and stabs Admiral with a whale-sized crucifix.

  • 12.04.2012 7:28 PM PDT


Posted by: divine thunder14

*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*
No! What will I do without my Ryle? :(
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: divine thunder14
*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*

*brings up derp-status*

*flares red and teleports back inside the freezer*

Reminded me of home... Except not quite as dark.
you're back! :D

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:31 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:30 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: divine thunder14

*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*
No! What will I do without my Ryle? :(
*warps Savage there with some ice cream*

  • 12.04.2012 7:31 PM PDT