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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: divine thunder14

*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*
No! What will I do without my Ryle? :(

I'm not your man! Or... Whatever. Nah, screw it. I won't even bring up the relationship talk with these... "people", watching us.

*steals a kiss from Savage Opress (you just kissed a Sangheili, good job)*

*<romantic music starts to play>*

  • 12.04.2012 7:32 PM PDT

*enters thread*

  • 12.04.2012 7:33 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

*gets frustrated that no one has given me my money back for my misshapened apples*
Gaarrrggghhh
*throws apples at local customers*

  • 12.04.2012 7:34 PM PDT


Posted by: mister death
*gets frustrated that no one has given me my money back for my misshapened apples*
Gaarrrggghhh
*throws apples at local customers*

rawr

  • 12.04.2012 7:34 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Garem
Jesus uses auto-regeneration powers to completely heal himself.

Jesus takes flight and stabs Admiral with a whale-sized crucifix.


Ahahaha! That tickles! *pulls out the crucifix and crushes it*

*flings Jesus out of the sky* I have already conquered the fiery plains of hell, taken the demons for dragonkind. If you dare cross the dragons again, we will make heaven, our newest conquest.

  • 12.04.2012 7:36 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: divine thunder14

*uses special warping powers and warps self back to Ryle*
*uses warping powers to trap Ryle in a pocket dimension*
No! What will I do without my Ryle? :(

I'm not your man! Or... Whatever. Nah, screw it. I won't even bring up the relationship talk with these... "people", watching us.

*steals a kiss from Savage Opress (you just kissed a Sangheili, good job)*

*<romantic music starts to play>*
Four mandibles are pretty hot. And I think everyone is looking at Jesus fighting a dragon not us. *returns kiss*

  • 12.04.2012 7:37 PM PDT

The Universe demands to be noticed, to be seen, and dutifully noted.

What use all those incredible firework dimensions if no eye fixes and reflects, no brain takes notes, no heart moves with passion at the display?

NASA answers the silent cry of the Cosmos for recognition.

NASA is the witness and we fellow witnesses to the endless deeps.

*Wonders how these threads have so many posts*

  • 12.04.2012 7:38 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress
Four mandibles are pretty hot. And I think everyone is looking at Jesus fighting a dragon not us. *returns kiss*

*freezer sex whether you like it or not*

*15 minutes pass by; freezer is now much warmer*

*melting ice-cream. Melting ice-cream everywhere*

  • 12.04.2012 7:38 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

*wonders into the freezer*
:D

  • 12.04.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Muffin enforcer
*Wonders how these threads have so many posts*


Welcome to my roleplays

  • 12.04.2012 7:40 PM PDT

Jesus stares him in the eye.

"You don't realize the power I wield, do you?"

  • 12.04.2012 7:40 PM PDT

*Watches a pathetic jesus and a disgrace of a dragon fight*

  • 12.04.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:

Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

*enters store*

FREEZE, THIS IS A STICKUP!

*shoots user below me in the leg with a .44 magnum*



  • 12.04.2012 7:42 PM PDT

^^^^
*Is behind steel doors*
*bullet deflects to person below me*
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress
Four mandibles are pretty hot. And I think everyone is looking at Jesus fighting a dragon not us. *returns kiss*

*freezer sex whether you like it or not*

*15 minutes pass by; freezer is now much warmer*

*melting ice-cream. Melting ice-cream everywhere*
uhm that's not ice cream that's uh.... That's my -blam!- aftermath....

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:44 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND! NOW!

  • 12.04.2012 7:43 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

*throws apple at the robber*

  • 12.04.2012 7:43 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Nuchey
THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND! NOW!
Hey, I'm robbing this store..GET ON THE GROUND! I SWEAR I'LL BLOW YE HEAD OFF!

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:44 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:44 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress
uhm that's not ice cream that's uh.... That's my -blam!- aftermath....

Oh. Whoops. All well, I guess. Good thing I don't work here. Clean-up's gonna suck.

*looks around some and then continues ice-cream splurge*

  • 12.04.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Garem
Jesus stares him in the eye.

"You don't realize the power I wield, do you?"


It seems we both underestimate each other's power. I must return to my brethren. I suggest you do the same *flies away into the distance, other dragons join me along the way*

  • 12.04.2012 7:45 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

I blew up the store.

  • 12.04.2012 7:46 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress
uhm that's not ice cream that's uh.... That's my -blam!- aftermath....

Oh. Whoops. All well, I guess. Good thing I don't work here. Clean-up's gonna suck.

*looks around some and then continues ice-cream splurge*


Still cleaner the the -blam!- aftermath my gf and I make....

  • 12.04.2012 7:46 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:

Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

*pistol whips*

Give me all your valuables.

  • 12.04.2012 7:46 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

*Defecates in isle 3*

  • 12.04.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

*pistol whips*

Give me all your valuables.


*feels nothing on my tough, scale body, breathes on*

  • 12.04.2012 7:48 PM PDT

"You shalt not enter the realm of God," Jesus calls. "For no one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven."

Jesus returns to his realm.

  • 12.04.2012 7:48 PM PDT