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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Still cleaner the the -blam!- aftermath my gf and I make....
You're a dragon, so no duh it's messy.

  • 12.04.2012 7:49 PM PDT

2nd account
Original: http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=2512387
Posted by:
Like what?
"Oh hey honey im going to virtually destroy oh.... 10 or so interplanetary species and hopefully become a god after I have a cataclysmic suicide!"

*walks in*



*slowly walks out*

  • 12.04.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

*pistol whips*

Give me all your valuables.


*feels nothing on my tough, scale body, breathes on*
What in oblivion.. Man, I don't think I'm cut out to be a robber. OP, can I be a cashier?

  • 12.04.2012 7:50 PM PDT

*sits down next to Ryle*
That's okay, atleast we didn't morph into a dragon and destroy the ceiling

  • 12.04.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Still cleaner the the -blam!- aftermath my gf and I make....
You're a dragon, so no duh it's messy.


Yeah, true, *begins to shift back into human form* but even in my human form it really messy, my gf is human if you're wondering.

  • 12.04.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Without warning, God nukes the entire earth, wiping out the dragon race.

  • 12.04.2012 7:53 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress
*sits down next to Ryle*
That's okay, atleast we didn't morph into a dragon and destroy the ceiling

*sits down and puts you on my lap*

What would you like for Atheistmas?

  • 12.04.2012 7:54 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Still cleaner the the -blam!- aftermath my gf and I make....
You're a dragon, so no duh it's messy.


Yeah, true, *begins to shift back into human form* but even in my human form it really messy, my gf is human if you're wondering.

Gee... Ef... Does she know?

  • 12.04.2012 7:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Garem
Without warning, God nukes the entire earth, wiping out the dragon race.
Without warning, I use a hard light shield to protect me and Ryle, so we are okay.
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress
*sits down next to Ryle*
That's okay, atleast we didn't morph into a dragon and destroy the ceiling

*sits down and puts you on my lap*

What would you like for Atheistmas?
your love

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:57 PM PST]

  • 12.04.2012 7:55 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*

  • 12.04.2012 7:55 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

Hi welcome to the flood grocery store, how may I help you?

  • 12.04.2012 7:56 PM PDT

Jacoby

I worked in a grocery store for more than two years in high school.

  • 12.04.2012 7:56 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: mister death
*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*
*Throws fire wood on the fire* Anarchy! Anarchy!

  • 12.04.2012 7:56 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Without warning, God nukes the entire earth, wiping out the dragon race.
Without warning, I use a hard light shield to protect me and Ryle, so we are okay.

Your shield is quite hard. No, really, thanks.

  • 12.04.2012 7:57 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Goes back to hiding the Toy aisle*

  • 12.04.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: mister death
*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*
*Throws fire wood on the fire* Anarchy! Anarchy!

*throws you in the fire* meat! meat!

  • 12.04.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Still cleaner the the -blam!- aftermath my gf and I make....
You're a dragon, so no duh it's messy.


Yeah, true, *begins to shift back into human form* but even in my human form it really messy, my gf is human if you're wondering.

Gee... Ef... Does she know?


Actually she does. She actually has a dragon fetish so...

  • 12.04.2012 7:58 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress

Posted by: Garem
Without warning, God nukes the entire earth, wiping out the dragon race.
Without warning, I use a hard light shield to protect me and Ryle, so we are okay.

Your shield is quite hard. No, really, thanks.
;)

  • 12.04.2012 7:58 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress
your love

Mmm, okay then.

  • 12.04.2012 7:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: mister death
*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*
*Throws fire wood on the fire* Anarchy! Anarchy!

*throws you in the fire* meat! meat!
SOB! *shoots Mister Death with all six bullets from my .44 magnum*

*begins to stop drop and roll*

  • 12.04.2012 8:00 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Actually she does. She actually has a dragon fetish so...

*raises brow*

... You... Just don't kill her on accident.

  • 12.04.2012 8:00 PM PDT

Air Force wins battles!

Just walking in to get some postal stamps and tape.

  • 12.04.2012 8:00 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Actually she does. She actually has a dragon fetish so...

*raises brow*

... You... Just don't kill her on accident.


Don't worry, I only go up to Stage 2 with her, that way I won't, at stage 3 it just wouldn't work.

  • 12.04.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: mister death
*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*
*Throws fire wood on the fire* Anarchy! Anarchy!

*throws you in the fire* meat! meat!
SOB! *shoots Mister Death with all six bullets from my .44 magnum*

*begins to stop drop and roll*

*laughs as the bullets pass through my bones, my eyes glow red and I start to devour your soul as you burn on the floor*

  • 12.04.2012 8:02 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Actually she does. She actually has a dragon fetish so...

*raises brow*

... You... Just don't kill her on accident.


Don't worry, I only go up to Stage 2 with her, that way I won't, at stage 3 it just wouldn't work.
Okay good then... Good. Good job.

  • 12.04.2012 8:02 PM PDT