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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)

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Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Actually she does. She actually has a dragon fetish so...

*raises brow*

... You... Just don't kill her on accident.


Don't worry, I only go up to Stage 2 with her, that way I won't, at stage 3 it just wouldn't work.
Okay good then... Good. Good job.


I can tell you're creeped out...are my eyes still green?

  • 12.04.2012 8:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Actually she does. She actually has a dragon fetish so...

*raises brow*

... You... Just don't kill her on accident.


Don't worry, I only go up to Stage 2 with her, that way I won't, at stage 3 it just wouldn't work.
Okay good then... Good. Good job.
if a being changes from one species to another, does that means he is a transspecies aka tranny?

  • 12.04.2012 8:05 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

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(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
I can tell you're creeped out...are my eyes still green?

I'm not creeped out. I'm just dumbstruck. Yes. Green.

  • 12.04.2012 8:06 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: mister death

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: mister death
*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*
*Throws fire wood on the fire* Anarchy! Anarchy!

*throws you in the fire* meat! meat!
SOB! *shoots Mister Death with all six bullets from my .44 magnum*

*begins to stop drop and roll*

*laughs as the bullets pass through my bones, my eyes glow red and I start to devour your soul as you burn on the floor*
Well..-blam!-. I always die in these threads. >:(
I hope the OP has fun clean the mess from your dinner, Mr Death.

CHEEF HAS BEEN AVENGED!

  • 12.04.2012 8:06 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Savage Opress
if a being changes from one species to another, does that means he is a transspecies aka tranny?

...

I am not sure.

  • 12.04.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
I can tell you're creeped out...are my eyes still green?

I'm not creeped out. I'm just dumbstruck. Yes. Green.


Oh sorry, they're supposed to be brown. *Blinks a few times, changing my dragon eyes back to brown human eyes*

And why so dumbstruck?

  • 12.04.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: iRdACheef619
Posted by: mister death
*starts a fire in the corner of the store and starts cheering*[/quote]*Throws fire wood on the fire* Anarchy! Anarchy! [/quote]
*throws you in the fire* meat! meat![/quote]SOB! *shoots Mister Death with all six bullets from my .44 magnum*

*begins to stop drop and roll*[/quote]
*laughs as the bullets pass through my bones, my eyes glow red and I start to devour your soul as you burn on the floor*
Well..-blam!-. I always die in these threads. >:(
I hope the OP has fun clean the mess from your dinner, Mr Death.

CHEEF HAS BEEN AVENGED!

Have fun in the abyss!
*starts lurking in the darkness for more prey*
*the store continues to burn*

  • 12.04.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

*An elite walks into the grocery store after parking a familiar warthog in the lot*

  • 12.04.2012 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Nuchey
THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND! NOW!
Hey, I'm robbing this store..GET ON THE GROUND! I SWEAR I'LL BLOW YE HEAD OFF!

*Shoots other robber*

  • 12.04.2012 8:09 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Oh sorry, they're supposed to be brown. *Blinks a few times, changing my dragon eyes back to brown human eyes*

And why so dumbstruck?
*looks around the store*

  • 12.04.2012 8:10 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Savage Opress
if a being changes from one species to another, does that means he is a transspecies aka tranny?

...

I am not sure.


Kinda, I'm really a dragon but I've learned to shapeshift into a human and a dragonic humanoid. Some dragons are really part human part dragon and can shift their forms like me.

  • 12.04.2012 8:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nuchey

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Nuchey
THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND! NOW!
Hey, I'm robbing this store..GET ON THE GROUND! I SWEAR I'LL BLOW YE HEAD OFF!

*Shoots other robber*
Yea - no. Mr Death just devoured my soul. I am dead. So who did you shoot? LUL

  • 12.04.2012 8:13 PM PDT

*is in the corner drinking all teh booze*

  • 12.04.2012 8:14 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*

  • 12.04.2012 8:17 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Cart of Onions
*is in the corner drinking all teh booze*

*as you're drunk I slowly walk up to you*
Can you feel your demise creeping up on you?

  • 12.04.2012 8:17 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*

*throws a toddler at you, but it falls short*

  • 12.04.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*


*catches doughnut with my mouth then glups it whole*

  • 12.04.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*


*catches doughnut with my mouth then glups it whole*

*you choke on your doughnut because your throat wasn't made to eat things whole*

  • 12.04.2012 8:19 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*

*throws a toddler at you, but it falls short*


*Picks up toddler and returns it to parent*

Bad Ryle!

*Throws more things at more people*

  • 12.04.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: mister death

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*


*catches doughnut with my mouth then glups it whole*

*you choke on your doughnut because your throat wasn't made to eat things whole*


*manages to get it down* It is for my species

  • 12.04.2012 8:20 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*

*throws a toddler at you, but it falls short*


*Picks up toddler and returns it to parent*

Bad Ryle!

*Throws more things at more people*

*throws the parents, one after the other, at Fruit*

I AM A ROBOT. DESTROY THE PATENTS. WAIT. I MEAN PARENTS.

  • 12.04.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*is in the corner drinking all teh booze*

*as you're drunk I slowly walk up to you*
Can you feel your demise creeping up on you?
*Burps*
ef i wernmt a doh erver me londsom.
*looks up to see death*
chears mate!

  • 12.04.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Throws random objects at people all over the Supermarket*

*throws a toddler at you, but it falls short*


*Picks up toddler and returns it to parent*

Bad Ryle!

*Throws more things at more people*

*throws the parents, one after the other, at Fruit*

I AM A ROBOT. DESTROY THE PATENTS. WAIT. I MEAN PARENTS.


*breathes on, wherever the breath touched melted*

  • 12.04.2012 8:25 PM PDT

*lays out a bed for the night*

  • 12.04.2012 8:39 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

*sits in a shopping cart and asks passerbys if they will buy him*

  • 12.04.2012 8:44 PM PDT