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Subject: This thread is a grocery store. (roleplay)

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Cart of Onions
Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*is in the corner drinking all teh booze*

*as you're drunk I slowly walk up to you*
Can you feel your demise creeping up on you?
*Burps*
ef i wernmt a doh erver me londsom.
*looks up to see death*
chears mate!

Chears! *sits down next to you and starts drinking teh booze*

  • 12.04.2012 8:49 PM PDT

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Cart of Onions
Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*is in the corner drinking all teh booze*

*as you're drunk I slowly walk up to you*
Can you feel your demise creeping up on you?
*Burps*
ef i wernmt a doh erver me londsom.
*looks up to see death*
chears mate!

Chears! *sits down next to you and starts drinking teh booze*
*smiles*
*slurps more booze*

  • 12.04.2012 9:34 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

*pees himself in fear*
Posted by: TedToaster22
*whips out dual pistols*

I am here to rob this fine establishment!

  • 12.04.2012 9:37 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Cart of Onions
Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Cart of Onions
Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*is in the corner drinking all teh booze*

*as you're drunk I slowly walk up to you*
Can you feel your demise creeping up on you?
*Burps*
ef i wernmt a doh erver me londsom.
*looks up to see death*
chears mate!

Chears! *sits down next to you and starts drinking teh booze*
*smiles*
*slurps more booze*

You drank the rest of the booze! *slaps your face*
*you die because you touched death*

  • 12.04.2012 9:38 PM PDT

*buys some extra old cheddar

*buys diet caffeine free pepsi

*buys doritos

*buys salami

I'm ready to party!

  • 12.04.2012 9:53 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: gaurdianAQsclone
*buys some extra old cheddar

*buys diet caffeine free pepsi

*buys doritos

*buys salami

I'm ready to party!


*hides amongst the produce, eying his ass*

*growls and drools*

  • 12.04.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Posted by: mister death
You drank the rest of the booze! *slaps your face*
*you die because you touched death*
*clutches side*
Me liver!
*with last breath*
I hope heaven isn't BYOB
*dies*

  • 12.04.2012 10:00 PM PDT

Gamertag - Rdog 11

Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Michael Scarn! FBI! Put your hands up!!!

  • 12.04.2012 10:02 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: RdOG1507
Michael Scarn! FBI! Put your hands up!!!


*grabs him by the ass and breathes down his neck, towering over him with 8 foot Sangheili height*

Greetings

  • 12.04.2012 10:03 PM PDT

*farts*

  • 12.04.2012 10:16 PM PDT

*Goes in store*

*Buys a shovel, tape, towel, bleach, and garbage bag*

*Leaves store chuckling*

  • 12.05.2012 11:04 AM PDT
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*buys all the bacon*

*Hides it*

  • 12.05.2012 11:06 AM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Yutaka XxX
*Goes in store*

*Buys a shovel, tape, towel, bleach, and garbage bag*

*Leaves store chuckling*

Hey sir, you left your lube on the counter!
*chases after the Yutaka*

  • 12.05.2012 11:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Yutaka XxX
*Goes in store*

*Buys a shovel, tape, towel, bleach, and garbage bag*

*Leaves store chuckling*

Hey sir, you left your lube on the counter!
*chases after the Yutaka*

Oh thanks, you just made my day a bit easier.

  • 12.05.2012 11:26 AM PDT
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*runs into store naked and throws everything off the shelves*

  • 12.05.2012 11:28 AM PDT

Hides in the fruit itself...

  • 12.05.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Giggity Giggity Goo - Quagmire

Go to shift meeting.
Go to backroom.
See how big the truck is and break down the truck for several hours.
Help finish stocking shelves.
Clean up remaining stock.
Help customers in between.


That is my actual job.

  • 12.05.2012 1:10 PM PDT

I am now tempted to go to the store just to get bacon.

  • 12.05.2012 1:16 PM PDT


Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
I am now tempted to go to the store just to get bacon.


I am partial to Bacon myself...

  • 12.05.2012 1:57 PM PDT