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Subject: When you first had coffee...

Controlling fission events without incident since May, 2012.

Tea is the way to go.

  • 12.04.2012 7:15 PM PDT
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Everybody wants some.

I drink a lot of coffee, always black. It's an acquired taste to be sure.

  • 12.04.2012 7:15 PM PDT

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  • 12.04.2012 7:16 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

I was like nine when I started drinking coffee...and no, I did not react like that.

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Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

It was only one cup.

One? Are you sure?

Yes. They call it the Folgers in your Cup.

Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their pot?

It fled, as we set fire to their percolator But I followed with all the filters in my command.

When you first saw coffee, where you blinded by its majesty?

Blinded?

Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?

No!

Yet the humans were able to evade your filters, land on the Sacred Beans, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps?

Noble Heirarchs...surely you understand that once the grounds attacked...

There will be order in this Council!

You were right to focus your attention on the grounds, but this Demon, this 'Cappuccino'...

By the time I learned the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.

Prophet Maxwell House, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this bungler. The Moka pots demands it.

You are one of our most cherished instruments. Long have you led your filters with honor and distinction, but your inability to safeguard coffee...was a colossal failure.

Nay, it was heresy!

I will continue my campaign against the humans.

No! You will not.

Soon the Great Barista shall begin.

But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind.



  • 12.04.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Cool story, Bobcast.

You could've said coffee was amazing ;)

  • 12.04.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Yes, it basically went like that.

  • 12.04.2012 7:21 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

"This tastes good"
Coffee has never made me hyper, and I don't have to rely on it to stay awake.
Bobcast, you win.

[Edited on 12.04.2012 7:40 PM PST]

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