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Subject: MASTER CHIEF IS REALLY JOHNSON'S MOM!
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NO SERIOUSLY ITS TRUE!!!

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  • 07.03.2006 6:42 PM PDT
Subject: I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE REALIZES MASTER CHIEF IS REALLY JOH...
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Are you serious?

  • 07.03.2006 6:43 PM PDT
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no its not....jhon is mc, sgt jhonson is with the arbiter....

  • 07.03.2006 6:44 PM PDT
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OH WAIT MY BAD THE TITLE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE REALIZES MASTER CHIEF IS REALLY JOHNSON'S MOM!

  • 07.03.2006 6:50 PM PDT
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Oh that makes much more sense now!

  • 07.03.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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Carrots.

Except Master chief is a man...

  • 07.03.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU NEVER SEEN HER FACE!!!!1

  • 07.03.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

did you just wake up today and decide you would like to be blacklisted?

  • 07.03.2006 6:53 PM PDT

$x='print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x; ';
print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

Anyone else think that raises questions about cortana?
If this were true, then it would really throw off some of halo 1/2's story

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  • 07.03.2006 6:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

Posted by: BahamutZER0
Anyone else think that raises questions about cortana?

I'm not saying anything.

  • 07.03.2006 6:54 PM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

NO WAI!!!

  • 07.03.2006 6:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

Posted by: BahamutZER0
Anyone else think that raises questions about cortana?
If this were true, then it would really throw off some of halo 1/2's story

*twilight zone theme*

  • 07.03.2006 6:54 PM PDT
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Dudez, no waiz!

  • 07.03.2006 6:54 PM PDT
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1. What does this have to do with Halo 3?

2. I think I'm going to activate my flame shields and hope to god i will live through all the people that are going to yell at you for raising what is probably one of the dumbest ideas ever. If you could prove it that would be a different story, but, since you provide no proof for the subject (the only proof you provide supports the fact that you are a complete moron (the proof is in the Subject Line) you better get ready to get your head bitten off.

  • 07.03.2006 6:55 PM PDT
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1. What does this have to do with Halo 3?

2. I think I'm going to activate my flame shields and hope to god i will live through all the people that are going to yell at you for raising what is probably one of the dumbest ideas ever. If you could prove it that would be a different story, but, since you provide no proof for the subject (the only proof you provide supports the fact that you are a complete moron (the proof is in the Subject Line) you better get ready to get your head bitten off.


His head has already been bitten off thats why hes running around in circles screaming and making dozens of random posts.

  • 07.03.2006 6:57 PM PDT
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ok kids i hope you've learned a lesson here, don't do acid

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Ahhh, that would explain it.

Surprisingly there has been less yelling than i would have guessed.

  • 07.03.2006 7:00 PM PDT

Video of Rodent's Abode
Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

hahaha t3h fl00d is overflowing into t3h h@l0 3 forum

*Krys*

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  • 07.03.2006 7:06 PM PDT
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"oh no someone hs released the flood, we must move quickly if we are to contain it"

  • 07.03.2006 7:07 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

indeed, somepeople should try shaking that little bit of flood out of their system before trying the other forums. Well, back to the flood for me.

  • 07.03.2006 7:09 PM PDT
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It wasn't the flood. It was just regular zombies. you can tell because his brain is missing.

* Yummy, Brains...

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  • 07.03.2006 7:10 PM PDT

Dude... did you know that your reading my sig?

Wow the flood has come to the h3 forum!

  • 07.03.2006 7:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

Posted by: DARKZSOU7
Wow the flood has come to the h3 forum!

its the d-day of the forum wars!!!11!1111!111!!1!one!1!!!!!1!

  • 07.03.2006 7:14 PM PDT

Video of Rodent's Abode
Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

Posted by: gruntfarmer
Posted by: DARKZSOU7
Wow the flood has come to the h3 forum!

its the d-day of the forum wars!!!11!1111!111!!1!one!1!!!!!1!


yes we've been planning our attack for weesk. BEHOLD OUR 1337 skillz!!!1111!1!!!!!111!!

*Krys*

  • 07.03.2006 7:18 PM PDT
Subject: MASTER CHIEF IS REALLY JOHNSON'S MOM!

Don’t get mad if I flame you because you cannot spell, or because my three year old has better grammar and etiquette than you.

I think you are thinking about Jonsons johnson too much.

  • 07.03.2006 7:20 PM PDT

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