1. When I decide to be nice and hold the door open for someone, and thy just stand there and wait for me to go through
2. When I try to be nice and hold the door open for someone, but they walk around me and try holding the same door open for me
3. When I am trying to hold the door open for someone and she goes through the other door
4. When I am holding the door open for someone, and a large group of people walk through
5. Raisins
6. When the teecher punishes the entire class for something that one person does
7. When I am trying to hold the door open for a chick, and I get beat up by her boy friend for flirting for her
8. When I am holding the door open for someone and they are a dude and call me -blam!-
9. Annoying bandwagon liberals who recycle all typical liberal statements and act like it was their origional content
10. When I am holding the door open for a cop, and he gets suspicious and arrests me
11. When someone holds the door open for me.Seriously people I can hold the door open for myself don't be such a moralf@g
Volume 2:
12: When I sneeze in the middle of the class, and nobody says god bless you.
13: When the person at starbucks spells my name wrong.
14: When a cripple gets angry at me for taking his spot. I have rights too you know.
15: When Someone closes the door right in my face. Seriously how rude
16: when fools try to be Psychologists online!
[Edited on 12.05.2012 9:37 PM PST]