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Subject: What did Batman say to Robin before he got int he car?

Hello.

Join if you like Food.

Posted by: Verbatim
I wanna join him when we chew her out.

"Get in the Car"

*slaps knee followed by hearty chuckling*

Anyone esle know any good anti-jokes?

  • 12.05.2012 4:54 AM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

What happened to the OP?

He was permabanned.

  • 12.05.2012 4:58 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks

How does Robin play cricket?






With his bat, man.

  • 12.05.2012 4:59 AM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't. He got struck by a car halfway through and died.

  • 12.05.2012 5:11 AM PDT
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Why did little Timmy fall of the swing?

He had no arms and no legs.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Not little Timmy.

  • 12.05.2012 5:18 AM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

What did a mute say to another?

Nothing.

  • 12.05.2012 5:20 AM PDT

A kamikaze attack? Good, that's one bastard down.
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Make no mistake - you do NOT have freedom of speech on our website. You do have the freedom to go elsewhere. Take the hint.


Achronos, on the Flood, beating down a 'Flying Rectum'

A man walks into a bar...











And quickly breaks down crying as his alcoholism is destroying his life.

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  • 12.05.2012 5:22 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

One day a man needed to rent a room at a hotel. So he called a
taxi and drove to the hotel. He ask to rent a room but the
person at the desk said that the only room available was haunted.

"I'm not afraid of ghosts." said the man. So he rented the room
anyway. It was the cheapest since it was 'haunted' so he thought he got a pretty good deal.

He was lead to his room and walked inside. It was a nice little
room with a big bed and nice furniture and a TV. As he was
unpacking he heard a voice that said "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." The man freaked out. He knew it
was the ghost so he jumped out the window.

The next day a big fat lady came and wanted to rent a room.
And of course the only room open was the haunted one. She said
"I'm to lazy to care." And she rented it.

As she walked in she heard the voice "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." She freaked out and waddled to
the window and jumped.

The owner of the hotel was concerned. (Two people had died
jumping out a window.) So he called some ghost hunters.

The ghost hunters came and went to work right away. They went
in to the room and started looking around. Then they heard the
voice "I've got you where I want you and now I'm gonna eat
you." The ghost hunters were newbies as this was their first
case. And they got scared and jump out the window.

A man that lived nearby the hotel heard about the ghost. And
was interested. So he went to the hotel and just asked to see
the room. They let him.

As he walked in he was looking around. He looked under the bed,
in the shower, behind the couch and finally in the closet.

In the closet he found a little girl with a booger on her
finger.

She said to the booger: "I've got you where I want you
and now I'm gonna eat you."

  • 12.05.2012 5:52 AM PDT
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A man walks into a bar.

He then was knocked out. He suffered major brain damage.

  • 12.05.2012 5:54 AM PDT

Cole

Something something something something Dark Side. Something something something something Complete.

  • 12.05.2012 6:07 AM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't. He got struck by a car halfway through and died.

I learned it as: "because Colonel Sanders was chasing him."

  • 12.05.2012 6:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

A man walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk "I'll take a donut."

The Clerk replies "We don't carry donuts."

The man, upset, walks out.

----

The next day, the mans walks into the hardware store and again asks the clerk "I'll take a donut."

The Clerk says "Sir, I've told you, we don't carry donuts."

The man, upset, walks out.

----

On the Third Day, the man walks into the store and demands "I'll take a donut."

The Clerk "Sir! We don't carry any donuts!"

The man replies "Fine! Then I'll take a hundred donuts!"




...


You just had to be there.

  • 12.05.2012 6:21 AM PDT

hmm

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave who proceeded to break into tears as his mother's Alzheimer's progressed to a a point where she could no longer recognize his voice.

  • 12.05.2012 6:28 AM PDT
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Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone?


She got hit by a truck.


Why did Jimmy fall off the swing?


He had no arms.


What's worse than than a worm in your apple?


The Holocaust

  • 12.05.2012 6:56 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

This is all.

  • 12.05.2012 6:58 AM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Why did the chicken commit suicide?




To get to the other side.

  • 12.05.2012 7:50 AM PDT
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

  • 12.05.2012 7:52 AM PDT

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks 'Why the long face?'

The horse, incapable of understanding the human language, promptly takes a dump on the floor and leaves.

[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:16 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:15 AM PDT

Pass the controller bro

A man walks into a store, shovel

[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:36 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:36 AM PDT
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"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

-Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

Why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a bus.

  • 12.05.2012 8:37 AM PDT

<3

Many of you don't know what an anti-joke is.

It's a joke where the answer is so normal that it's funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

  • 12.05.2012 8:39 AM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

  • 12.05.2012 8:42 AM PDT

<3

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient beings and thus are incapable of fear.

[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:43 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:43 AM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

A duck walks into a bar...
Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a nearby park and released.

Why did James fall off his bike?
Because his father threw a refrigerator at him

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Yo momma's so fat that people are really concerned about her.

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Being shot in the head.


[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:49 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:48 AM PDT