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Subject: Would you dare to eat Quadruple Bypass Burger?

Made from Heart Attack Grill (Scroll down)

Another day, My friends dared me to eat it along with PBST, They had me sign a waiver that they're not responsible for me if i end up getting heart attack.
I only managed to eat about a pound and i had enough and wasn't feeling well afterward.. :c

  • 12.05.2012 7:36 AM PDT

If I wanted a heart attack, then yes.

  • 12.05.2012 7:37 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

>Implying I haven't

  • 12.05.2012 7:37 AM PDT

It gets better

Reminds me of that burger place in gta4

  • 12.05.2012 7:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.

  • 12.05.2012 7:38 AM PDT


Posted by: jacob crawford
>Implying I haven't


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  • 12.05.2012 7:39 AM PDT

I agree that all presidents should serve 2 terms. 1 in office and 1 in prison

I ate the double bypass when I was out there. And had the chocolate milk shake. It came with a pad of butter in it. The fries were meh, really soggy. If you weigh over 250 lbs you get to eat for free. They have a huge scale in the middle of the place to prove it.

[Edited on 12.05.2012 7:53 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 7:50 AM PDT

~Thread-killer~

I'd give it a shot once, just to say i did.

  • 12.05.2012 7:51 AM PDT

That was made to kill off fat people haha!

  • 12.05.2012 7:53 AM PDT


Posted by: Picklesandgravy
I ate the double bypass when I was out there. And had the chocolate milk shake. It came with a pad of butter in it. The fries were meh, really soggy.


Did the nurses spank you?
They did for me lol

  • 12.05.2012 7:54 AM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

maybe without the tomatoes and onion. but i wouldnt be able to finish it. looks good though.

  • 12.05.2012 7:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.

  • 12.05.2012 7:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: Sandtrap
Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.
I have the metabolism of a god, however.

I might actually be able to finish that. As long as I don't have arrhythmia without knowing it.

  • 12.05.2012 7:57 AM PDT

I agree that all presidents should serve 2 terms. 1 in office and 1 in prison


Posted by: NineteenGerm52

Posted by: Picklesandgravy
I ate the double bypass when I was out there. And had the chocolate milk shake. It came with a pad of butter in it. The fries were meh, really soggy.


Did the nurses spank you?
They did for me lol


What!? No, this is BS. Time to go back.

  • 12.05.2012 7:58 AM PDT
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Yeah, I eat healthy and eating poorly on occasion doesn't do -blam!-.

  • 12.05.2012 8:03 AM PDT


Posted by: Picklesandgravy

Posted by: NineteenGerm52

Posted by: Picklesandgravy
I ate the double bypass when I was out there. And had the chocolate milk shake. It came with a pad of butter in it. The fries were meh, really soggy.


Did the nurses spank you?
They did for me lol


What!? No, this is BS. Time to go back.


When i couldn't complete the quadruple burger, They punished me with the whips lol
Just tell the nurses "Punish me" with a sad face and they will.

  • 12.05.2012 8:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Sandtrap
Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.
I have the metabolism of a god, however.

I might actually be able to finish that. As long as I don't have arrhythmia without knowing it.


>Metabolism

Do you even biology?

  • 12.05.2012 8:04 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

A year ago, I would have. Today, not so much.

  • 12.05.2012 8:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Sandtrap
Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.
I have the metabolism of a god, however.

I might actually be able to finish that. As long as I don't have arrhythmia without knowing it.


>Metabolism

Do you even biology?
My weekly diet consists of pizza on weekends along with [insert fast food here] once a week throughout the week.

Also I usually only eat packaged noodles for breakfast, or cereal on an off day.

Rest of meals consist of standard pasta/lamb chops and mashed potatoes/fried rice/roast chicken cycle.

I hardly exercise.

Yet I weigh 48 kg (~105 pounds). tell me how mr biowogy.

  • 12.05.2012 8:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Sandtrap
Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.
I have the metabolism of a god, however.

I might actually be able to finish that. As long as I don't have arrhythmia without knowing it.


>Metabolism

Do you even biology?
My weekly diet consists of pizza on weekends along with [insert fast food here] once a week throughout the week.

Also I usually only eat packaged noodles for breakfast, or cereal on an off day.

Rest of meals consist of standard pasta/lamb chops and mashed potatoes/fried rice/roast chicken cycle.

I hardly exercise.

Yet I weigh 48 kg (~105 pounds). tell me how mr biowogy.


Because for one, you probably have very little muscle mass and are what is known as 'skinny fat'. it's not what you eat, it's how much, that determines weight loss/gain. You may be one of the few who legitimately cannot gain weight, though.

  • 12.05.2012 8:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Sandtrap
Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.
I have the metabolism of a god, however.

I might actually be able to finish that. As long as I don't have arrhythmia without knowing it.


>Metabolism

Do you even biology?
My weekly diet consists of pizza on weekends along with [insert fast food here] once a week throughout the week.

Also I usually only eat packaged noodles for breakfast, or cereal on an off day.

Rest of meals consist of standard pasta/lamb chops and mashed potatoes/fried rice/roast chicken cycle.

I hardly exercise.

Yet I weigh 48 kg (~105 pounds). tell me how mr biowogy.
I eat loads of junk food. Don't exercise and i weigh 55 kg I'm 5'2. We are the master race

[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:12 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Sandtrap
Posted by: Garshne
If I ever want to commit suicide this would be the way to do it.


make sure you starve yourself to prepare for thy heavenly food. Then eat as much as you can. When you die, hopefully you'll be fat as all hell, and then the paulbearers will have to carry your fatness in a heavy coffin, making things a pain in the ass for them.
I have the metabolism of a god, however.

I might actually be able to finish that. As long as I don't have arrhythmia without knowing it.


>Metabolism

Do you even biology?
My weekly diet consists of pizza on weekends along with [insert fast food here] once a week throughout the week.

Also I usually only eat packaged noodles for breakfast, or cereal on an off day.

Rest of meals consist of standard pasta/lamb chops and mashed potatoes/fried rice/roast chicken cycle.

I hardly exercise.

Yet I weigh 48 kg (~105 pounds). tell me how mr biowogy.


Wait, how tall are you?

  • 12.05.2012 8:12 AM PDT

as a vegetarian? no. it looks like a cow and 2 pigs were used for all of that.

before i was veggie then i have had the equivalent of a bypass with fries, salad and a side of bbq sauce at a place near me a few times :D

[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:21 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
Wait, how tall are you?
175 cm (5'9")

  • 12.05.2012 8:16 AM PDT
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Do I actually get a pack of smokes with that?

  • 12.05.2012 8:16 AM PDT

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