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Subject: The real history of Halo (Halo 4 Spoilers)

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

OK, if you clicked on the thread, its your fault)

So, everyone thinks the Didact and Librarian said humanity is the greatest THREAT. This is not true.

What they actually said is that we made the greatest THREAD.

You see, the majority of Humanity was fleeing The Flood. Not the parasitic organism, no, they contained that. They were fleeing the Flood forum. Us.

In their time it had grown too powerful, its trolling could not be contained.

So, humanity began to aggressively invade other forums, looking for peace. Each time we followed.

So humanity went to the Forerunner forums. It was thought that their mods were up to the task. The problem is that the rules there were too strict, and humanity was still mainly comprised of forum noobs. A small flamewar over the best flavor of coffee creamer eventually erupted in a full fledged flamewar!

Sides were chosen, and the Forerunner decided that the noobs would have to leave their forums. A brave human poster with teh username LORDOFADMIRALS69 rose to lead the Humans, of course, **MLGDIDACT666** rose to be the best mod for the Forerunner.

Eventually the human IP addresses were found, and the ISP's contacted. Humanity was to be permabanned from the internet.

Alone, and confined to one planet again, we formed our own network. A P2P chatroom of sorts, and we rebuilt. Eventually we came in contact with a religious forum, the Covenant.

But that is a story for another day.

  • 12.05.2012 8:24 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

Worst thread you've made.

  • 12.05.2012 8:26 AM PDT


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

Of all time.
Ever.

  • 12.05.2012 8:27 AM PDT

Rustled Jimmies


Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

Of all time.
Ever.

  • 12.05.2012 8:28 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks


Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread.

Of all time.
Ever.


fix'd

  • 12.05.2012 8:28 AM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

Ur mom got banned

lol u got rek't

  • 12.05.2012 8:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

Of all time.
Ever.
Yep

  • 12.05.2012 8:29 AM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Makes sense.

  • 12.05.2012 8:30 AM PDT
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Well old chaps, I figured out how Gorillas are so strong when they don't even lift. You see, they have a few bits of african in their genes, thus explaining why they have black fur and dark skin.

As you all know, Africans have been blessed with unusually large endowments, but when you mix a little bit of Gorilla DNA and a little bit of African DNA, the codes get a bit scrambled, so rather than having a large manhood, Gorillas have titanic muscles capable of picking up a small truck and peeling it like a tasty, delicious banana.

Good day my friends, I leave you with one of life's greatest mysteries solved.

[Edited on 12.05.2012 8:38 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 8:37 AM PDT
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english is not my first language ;)

been here since 2006


Posted by: BuzzKill9009

Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

Of all time.
Ever.

  • 12.05.2012 8:44 AM PDT
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A 3 Legged Goat
Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

This is so bizarre coming from Charlie.

  • 12.05.2012 8:54 AM PDT


Posted by: Sandtrap
Well old chaps, I figured out how Gorillas are so strong when they don't even lift. You see, they have a few bits of african in their genes, thus explaining why they have black fur and dark skin.

As you all know, Africans have been blessed with unusually large endowments, but when you mix a little bit of Gorilla DNA and a little bit of African DNA, the codes get a bit scrambled, so rather than having a large manhood, Gorillas have titanic muscles capable of picking up a small truck and peeling it like a tasty, delicious banana.

Good day my friends, I leave you with one of life's greatest mysteries solved.


Whuuuuuuuuh?

  • 12.05.2012 8:58 AM PDT


Posted by: iMarc

Posted by: BuzzKill9009

Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

Of all time.
Ever.

  • 12.05.2012 9:23 AM PDT

There is a certain point of tolerance that should never be reached.

I thought this was funny -_-

  • 12.05.2012 9:25 AM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.

That was pretty funny.

7/10

  • 12.05.2012 9:28 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.


Posted by: BuzzKill9009

Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

Of all time.
Ever.

Not his fault. Someone put a wall in his way.

  • 12.05.2012 9:30 AM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Funny 8/10

  • 12.05.2012 9:34 AM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.

  • 12.05.2012 9:37 AM PDT

Dont be shy...
Im sorry for my coup changes but Im new at this.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OK, if you clicked on the thread, its your fault)


You got adviced.

  • 12.05.2012 9:38 AM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: iRuN KFC

Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread.

Of all time.
Ever.


fix'd

  • 12.05.2012 9:42 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: uhaveacookie

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OK, if you clicked on the thread, its your fault)


You got adviced.
I warned them

  • 12.05.2012 10:04 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

This crazy thread will be screencap'd and published in the Flood dA group

  • 12.05.2012 10:11 AM PDT
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LeaveItYeah


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
Worst thread you've made.
He makes pointless threads just to keep his mythic.

  • 12.05.2012 10:13 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Unit 076
This crazy thread will be screencap'd and published in the Flood dA group
dA group? Wazzat?

  • 12.05.2012 10:13 AM PDT

charleh. wut r u doin.

charleh.

STAHP.

  • 12.05.2012 10:13 AM PDT

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