- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
OK, if you clicked on the thread, its your fault)
So, everyone thinks the Didact and Librarian said humanity is the greatest THREAT. This is not true.
What they actually said is that we made the greatest THREAD.
You see, the majority of Humanity was fleeing The Flood. Not the parasitic organism, no, they contained that. They were fleeing the Flood forum. Us.
In their time it had grown too powerful, its trolling could not be contained.
So, humanity began to aggressively invade other forums, looking for peace. Each time we followed.
So humanity went to the Forerunner forums. It was thought that their mods were up to the task. The problem is that the rules there were too strict, and humanity was still mainly comprised of forum noobs. A small flamewar over the best flavor of coffee creamer eventually erupted in a full fledged flamewar!
Sides were chosen, and the Forerunner decided that the noobs would have to leave their forums. A brave human poster with teh username LORDOFADMIRALS69 rose to lead the Humans, of course, **MLGDIDACT666** rose to be the best mod for the Forerunner.
Eventually the human IP addresses were found, and the ISP's contacted. Humanity was to be permabanned from the internet.
Alone, and confined to one planet again, we formed our own network. A P2P chatroom of sorts, and we rebuilt. Eventually we came in contact with a religious forum, the Covenant.
But that is a story for another day.