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Subject: Weapons you wish Halo had

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Rocket Fists.

That's right. Chief's fists detach and rocket across a battlefield and punch the target right in the jaw. They then retract via a long wire that unwinds behind them.

You?

  • 12.05.2012 1:16 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

The Masamune

  • 12.05.2012 1:16 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223

Tornado gun.

  • 12.05.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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Bow and arrow

  • 12.05.2012 1:18 PM PDT
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Offensive armor abilities like a wrist flamethrower.

This is flame-bate, but I don't care.

  • 12.05.2012 1:18 PM PDT

The Lancer. Chainsawing Elites would be awesome.

  • 12.05.2012 1:19 PM PDT

A human equivalent for the Energy Sword and Hammer. No, not the Shotgun. I want a melee weapon.

  • 12.05.2012 1:19 PM PDT
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I?

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Big gun that shoots the alien guys.

  • 12.05.2012 1:20 PM PDT

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A Thresher Maw launcher.

  • 12.05.2012 1:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Rocket Fists.

That's right. Chief's fists detach and rocket across a battlefield and punch the target right in the jaw. They then retract via a long wire that unwinds behind them.

You?


Inspector Gadget much?

Flechette Carbines.

And a slingshot- because how else are you going to launch all your enemies into the sun?

  • 12.05.2012 1:26 PM PDT

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

Portal Gun.

  • 12.05.2012 1:29 PM PDT
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Orgazmatron.

  • 12.05.2012 1:29 PM PDT


Posted by: xAvery Johnson
Portal Gun.


CROWBAR/GRAVITY GUN :D

  • 12.05.2012 1:29 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Rocket Fists.

Chief's fists detach and rocket across a battlefield and punch the target right in the jaw. They then retract via a long wire that unwinds behind them.
You mean like Android 16?

  • 12.05.2012 1:30 PM PDT
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I want a Covenant plasma shotgun.

  • 12.05.2012 1:31 PM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

Posted by: finalknight92
Tornado gun.

Can somebody please educate me on where this tornado gun originated from? I remember seeing it a lot in the Reach Forum a while back.

  • 12.05.2012 1:32 PM PDT

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I want the heavy weapons from Halo 3 to return, if that counts.

  • 12.05.2012 1:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Sandtrap
I want a Covenant plasma shotgun.


+1

  • 12.05.2012 1:33 PM PDT

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Bow and arrow

I want a Covenant plasma shotgun.

Flamethrower.

Human sword.

  • 12.05.2012 1:35 PM PDT

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The -blam!- probe gun thing from Destroy All Humans.

  • 12.05.2012 1:37 PM PDT
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M99 Stachion Rifle's (Gauss Rifle)

  • 12.05.2012 1:39 PM PDT

A helicopter.

  • 12.05.2012 1:41 PM PDT