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Subject: Get a date in a few seconds (works 100% of the time)
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>Walk up to her
>Do not make eye contact
>In the most shy pathetic voice you can ask if she is on facebook.
>After she answers, run away with a girly limp
>Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords
>And don't forget to stand out in front of her house at late hours of the night from a nearby bush.


For better results you can call her in the middle of the night and then hang up before saying anything.

Also, you could get toast in between your buttcheeks with your pants down and wave the toast around like a flag.

Good luck, soldiers.

[Edited on 12.05.2012 3:24 PM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 3:19 PM PDT
Subject: Comprehensive steps to get a date (works 100% of the time)

Is said Toast to be in an Envelope?

  • 12.05.2012 3:20 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

What if she's not in Facebook?

  • 12.05.2012 3:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: abelsinh
What if she's not in Facebook?

lol get a load of this guy

  • 12.05.2012 3:23 PM PDT
Subject: Get a date in a few seconds (works 100% of the time)
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06' Master Race.

I'll stick to chloroform.

  • 12.05.2012 3:24 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I don't have Facebook.

  • 12.05.2012 3:25 PM PDT

~:O>~~

This is one of the most impressionable things you could possibly conceive of... she'll remember you whoever you are.

  • 12.05.2012 3:26 PM PDT

Don't listen to this guy kids.

  • 12.05.2012 3:26 PM PDT

lol You should make a bet with that.

  • 12.05.2012 3:27 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
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>My Twitter account

Nope.

  • 12.05.2012 3:27 PM PDT

I was told to ask them if they're on formspring.

That way I could ask anonymous questions and give her a hard time. Then I send a caring question to her saying "Can you get a load of this guy? He's just jealous he can't date you."

Then she'll think of me as a superior human being compared to everyone else and date me.

  • 12.05.2012 3:27 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

That is a longer timeframe than a few seconds

[Edited on 12.05.2012 3:28 PM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dustofsaturn
I was told to ask them if they're on formspring.

That way I could ask anonymous questions and give her a hard time. Then I send a caring question to her saying "Can you get a load of this guy? He's just jealous he can't date you."

Then she'll think of me as a superior human being compared to everyone else and date me.

That's a stupid idea.

  • 12.05.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartain ken 15
That is a longer timeframe than a few seconds

Not if you are efficient like me.

  • 12.05.2012 3:29 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

I have a better idea:

1. Go to Cupboard
2. Grab packet of Dates
3. Choose a Date
4. Congratulations! You now have a Date!

  • 12.05.2012 3:33 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: Silverback Elite
I'll stick to chloroform.

  • 12.05.2012 3:34 PM PDT
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Just the first step will take days for most of the floodians so I would say this is a long term... plan.

  • 12.05.2012 3:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xanarxses
Just the first step will take days for most of the floodians so I would say this is a long term... plan.

So you will try this?

  • 12.05.2012 3:40 PM PDT

deviantART

Hello.

OP is a liar, always use Toast/Envelope method.

  • 12.05.2012 3:43 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Worked for me. This method is truly amazing.

  • 12.05.2012 3:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Viper Skills
Worked for me. This method is truly amazing.

Someone listens.

  • 12.05.2012 3:47 PM PDT


Posted by: PleaseQuoteMe
>Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords
Lmao.

  • 12.05.2012 3:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: PleaseQuoteMe

>Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords
>And don't forget to stand out in front of her house at late hours of the night from a nearby bush.

Or you can combine these two and send her pictures of yourself holding swords in the middle of the night at her house

  • 12.05.2012 3:53 PM PDT

It works half the time; every time.

  • 12.05.2012 4:02 PM PDT

i have played all the halo games possible. and i love to forge in halo reach. i am on b.net almost everyday for the past year and half and i hope to keep going with my halo spirit.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
I have a better idea:

1. Go to Cupboard
2. Grab packet of Dates
3. Choose a Date
4. Congratulations! You now have a Date!



Lololololol very funny!

  • 12.05.2012 4:11 PM PDT

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