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Subject: America's Ice Cream!

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Well Flood, for a project today, I had to develop a radio advertisement for a newly created ice cream. For your personal enjoyment, I decided to share with you the final result! Discuss, and more importantly, enjoy!

Good day, Americans! Do you feel like you're not getting enough fat in your diet? Are you craving ridiculously unhealthy foods, but can't seem to find any? Well then look no further! Thrown together in the backwoods of America in a small town in Oklahoma, Boy Howdy Ice Cream is a delicious mixture of America's favorites, such as Cookies N' Cream and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough! Sure to satisfy even the most hardcore, gun-toting patriot, this ice cream delivers an overwhelming dosage of the red, white, and blue that makes us Americans who we are today! If you prefer a little bit of freedom, liberty, and capitalism with your dessert, then Boy Howdy is for you! Say NO to communism today, and try America's ice cream, Boy Howdy!

  • 12.05.2012 3:42 PM PDT

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Sounds like something straight out of GTA IV.

  • 12.05.2012 3:43 PM PDT

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Boring, you could have gone with a comical ad but instead you chose boring flavors to marry it with. So now it just sounds like you're being a resentful person towards ice cream.

What did ice cream ever do to you?

  • 12.05.2012 3:44 PM PDT

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The end.

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  • 12.05.2012 3:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: NorbergK6
Boring, you could have gone with a comical ad but instead you chose boring flavors to marry it with. So now it just sounds like you're being a resentful person towards ice cream.

What did ice cream ever do to you?

Nothing. I love ice cream.

My apologies. It had to be somewhat factual as far as ingredients went, but I didn't want anything to go over anyone's heads, so I had to keep the ingredients simple. Plus, it needed to be less than a minute, and I'm pushing 50 seconds right here.

  • 12.05.2012 3:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: IonicPaul
Sounds like something straight out of GTA IV.

I never thought of that, but hey, awesome.

It actually sounds like the ice cream version of some of those Ammu-Nation ads.

  • 12.05.2012 3:48 PM PDT
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*looks at every other country* Rioting and killing. Murica omg some dude shot up a movie theater MURICA IS DANGEROUS.

America is getting way to mainstream an all people do is pick on it because their country blows ass. I'm a -blam!- Canadian and proud. I've been to America it aint that bad people just need to grow the -blam!- up.

  • 12.05.2012 3:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: IonicPaul
Sounds like something straight out of GTA IV.

Cherry Poppers? lol

  • 12.05.2012 3:50 PM PDT

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*looks at every other country* Rioting and killing. Murica omg some dude shot up a movie theater MURICA IS DANGEROUS.

America is getting way to mainstream an all people do is pick on it because their country blows ass. I'm a -blam!- Canadian and proud. I've been to America it aint that bad people just need to grow the -blam!- up.

I'm an American.

  • 12.05.2012 3:53 PM PDT


Posted by: BlazedStoner420
*looks at every other country* Rioting and killing. Murica omg some dude shot up a movie theater MURICA IS DANGEROUS.

America is getting way to mainstream an all people do is pick on it because their country blows ass. I'm a -blam!- Canadian and proud. I've been to America it aint that bad people just need to grow the -blam!- up.
Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

  • 12.05.2012 3:54 PM PDT

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I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Good morning proud Americans. Have you made a statement against terrorism and terrorists today? If you still have to, why not do it with Freedom Cream? Freedom Cream is made by Americans in America! That means every bite is chocked full of vitamin, minerals and freedom. How much freedom you ask? Enough that we will never stop thanking the troops or 9/11. How could we not memorialize 9/11 and the troops that die for your freedom everyday? You could honor them with a delicious bite of Freedom Cream! It comes in Marine Corp Strawberry Red! Army Vanilla and Navy Blueberry Blue!

Remember, if you don't eat a gallon of Freedom Cream, the Terrorists win!

  • 12.05.2012 3:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Good morning proud Americans. Have you made a statement against terrorism and terrorists today? If you still have to, why not do it with Freedom Cream? Freedom Cream is made by Americans in America! That means every bite is chocked full of vitamin, minerals and freedom. How much freedom you ask? Enough that we will never stop thanking the troops or 9/11. How could we not memorialize 9/11 and the troops that die for your freedom everyday? You could honor them with a delicious bite of Freedom Cream! It comes in Marine Corp Strawberry Red! Army Vanilla and Navy Blueberry Blue!

Remember, if you don't eat a gallon of Freedom Cream, the Terrorists win!

That very last sentence is an inspiration.

  • 12.05.2012 3:59 PM PDT
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Remember, if you don't eat a gallon of Freedom Cream, the Terrorists win!
I lol'd.

  • 12.05.2012 4:01 PM PDT