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Subject: What if Hitler was living on the moon?
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What if for the past 67 years, Hitler is still alive and has been living on the moon? Do you think the US would spend millions of dollars on a space mission just to go up there and capture or kill him?

[Edited on 12.05.2012 4:34 PM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 4:20 PM PDT

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We'd see something by now.

  • 12.05.2012 4:21 PM PDT

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  • 12.05.2012 4:21 PM PDT

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You're crazy. Hitler died two years ago.

  • 12.05.2012 4:21 PM PDT
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Wasn't there a movie about the -blam!-s coming down from their moon base and attacking?

  • 12.05.2012 4:22 PM PDT

I'm pretty sure he'd have died by natural causes by now.

  • 12.05.2012 4:22 PM PDT

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Damn it! You've found me!

  • 12.05.2012 4:29 PM PDT

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We'd see something by now.

You do. Why do you think there's so many UFO sightings?
Space rocks and bio-digital jazz, man.

  • 12.05.2012 4:30 PM PDT

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Obama would capture him


without a spacesuit.

  • 12.05.2012 4:31 PM PDT


Posted by: Tartan 118
Obama would capture him


without a spacesuit.

That's his plan to get a 3rd term... Mother of God...

  • 12.05.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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That movie should have been good :(

  • 12.05.2012 4:32 PM PDT

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Sounds like a Moonbase Alpha boss level.

  • 12.05.2012 4:33 PM PDT

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Hitler would have been dead by the 50's

  • 12.05.2012 4:33 PM PDT

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There is a movie on that.

  • 12.05.2012 4:33 PM PDT

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Is that why the moon is white?

  • 12.05.2012 4:34 PM PDT


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I'm pretty sure he'd have died by natural causes by now.

Gravity made him age slower and there are no diseases there.

  • 12.05.2012 4:34 PM PDT
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Dracula already lives there. At least he did, until Dr. McNinja rode his flaming corpse from there back to Earth.

  • 12.05.2012 4:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: bobismymom
Hitler would have been dead by the 50's


Probably, he was really sick towards the end of WWII. But what if his team of N@zis were up there in the moonbase turning him into an immortal cyborg?

  • 12.05.2012 4:35 PM PDT
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  • 12.05.2012 4:35 PM PDT
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Dracula already lives there. At least he did, until Dr. McNinja rode his flaming corpse from there back to Earth.

That was his robot body double, because the real Dracula would never allow himself to be surfed back to Earth.

  • 12.05.2012 4:37 PM PDT

The U.S. could just launch an ICBM (probably not with a nuclear payload) at his base, assuming it can be hit from the Earth.

After all, a space rockets (older models used for moon transport, at least) are only ICBMs with spacecraft instead of a bomb.

  • 12.05.2012 4:39 PM PDT

Mother of god...

  • 12.05.2012 4:51 PM PDT