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Subject: You have the oppurtunity to say ONE sentence to everyone on the planet

I like Halo games, nuff said.

Well, to maximize my time in the spotlight, I would read this quote, from Les Miserables:


"The son of a father to whom history will accord certain attenuating circumstances, but also as worthy of esteem as that
father had been of blame; possessing all private virtues and many public virtues; careful of his health, of his fortune,
of his person, of his affairs, knowing the value of a minute and not always the value of a year; sober, serene,
peaceable, patient; a good man and a good prince; sleeping with his wife, and having in his palace lackeys charged with
the duty of showing the conjugal bed to the bourgeois, an ostentation of the regular sleeping-apartment which had become
useful after the former illegitimate displays of the elder branch; knowing all the languages of Europe, and, what is
more rare, all the languages of all interests, and speaking them; an admirable representative of the "middle class," but
outstripping it, and in every way greater than it; possessing excellent sense, while appreciating the blood from which
he had sprung, counting most of all on his intrinsic worth, and, on the question of his race, very particular, declaring
himself Orleans and not Bourbon; thoroughly the first Prince of the Blood Royal while he was still only a Serene
Highness, but a frank bourgeois from the day he became king; diffuse in public, concise in private; reputed, but not
proved to be a miser; at bottom, one of those economists who are readily prodigal at their own fancy or duty; lettered,
but not very sensitive to letters; a gentleman, but not a chevalier; simple, calm, and strong; adored by his family and
his household; a fascinating talker, an undeceived statesman, inwardly cold, dominated by immediate interest, always
governing at the shortest range, incapable of rancor and of gratitude, making use without mercy of superiority on
mediocrity, clever in getting parliamentary majorities to put in the wrong those mysterious unanimities which mutter
dully under thrones; unreserved, sometimes imprudent in his lack of reserve, but with marvellous address in that
imprudence; fertile in expedients, in countenances, in masks; making France fear Europe and Europe France!
Incontestably fond of his country, but preferring his family; assuming more domination than authority and more authority
than dignity, a disposition which has this unfortunate property, that as it turns everything to success, it admits of
ruse and does not absolutely repudiate baseness, but which has this valuable side, that it preserves politics from
violent shocks, the state from fractures, and society from catastrophes; minute, correct, vigilant, attentive,
sagacious, indefatigable; contradicting himself at times and giving himself the lie; bold against Austria at Ancona,
obstinate against England in Spain, bombarding Antwerp, and paying off Pritchard; singing the Marseillaise with
conviction, inaccessible to despondency, to lassitude, to the taste for the beautiful and the ideal, to daring
generosity, to Utopia, to chimeras, to wrath, to vanity, to fear; possessing all the forms of personal intrepidity; a
general at Valmy; a soldier at Jemappes; attacked eight times by regicides and always smiling; brave as a grenadier,
courageous as a thinker; uneasy only in the face of the chances of a European shaking up, and unfitted for great
political adventures; always ready to risk his life, never his work; disguising his will in influence, in order that he
might be obeyed as an intelligence rather than as a king; endowed with observation and not with divination; not very
attentive to minds, but knowing men, that is to say requiring to see in order to judge; prompt and penetrating good
sense, practical wisdom, easy speech, prodigious memory; drawing incessantly on this memory, his only point of
resemblance with Caesar, Alexander, and Napoleon; knowing deeds, facts, details, dates, proper names, ignorant of
tendencies, passions, the diverse geniuses of the crowd, the interior aspirations, the hidden and obscure uprisings of
souls, in a word, all that can be designated as the invisible currents of consciences; accepted by the surface, but
little in accord with France lower down; extricating himself by dint of tact; governing too much and not enough; his own
first minister; excellent at creating out of the pettiness of realities an obstacle to the immensity of ideas; mingling
a genuine creative faculty of civilization, of order and organization, an indescribable spirit of proceedings and
chicanery, the founder and lawyer of a dynasty; having something of Charlemagne and something of an attorney; in short, a lofty and original figure, a prince who understood how to create authority in spite of the uneasiness of France, and
power in spite of the jealousy of Europe, Louis Philippe will be classed among the eminent men of his century, and
would be ranked among the most illustrious governors of history had he loved glory but a little, and if he had had the
sentiment of what is great to the same degree as the feeling for what is useful."

  • 12.05.2012 9:17 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

  • 12.05.2012 9:19 PM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

I am the father

  • 12.05.2012 9:20 PM PDT

AUSSIE JOSHY

"Behind you!"

  • 12.05.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Play Third Strike, it's a good game.

  • 12.05.2012 9:39 PM PDT

Message Me Here
Don't be afraid, I don't bite.

Check My Groups Here
Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.


Posted by: Postwarbean85
Posted by: krisman1
You may say ONE sentence

Can it be a run on sen...


Posted by: krisman1
, following American English grammatical rules as what classifies as a sentence.

Oh...
Just use semi-colons and build an entire 1000 word sentence with everything you want to say ^-^

  • 12.05.2012 9:41 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.


Posted by: Scott Kankelborg
"Your mom."

  • 12.05.2012 9:46 PM PDT
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The Flood's resident metalhead.

"There's a giant meteor headed for Earth right now!"

  • 12.05.2012 9:58 PM PDT

Gamers don't die, they just go offline.

"...and the fanboys will unite to slay the Call of Duty threat for the greater good of gaming."

This song is called, "Hot For Teacher, By Van Halen" and I'm dedicating this song to a special teacher of mine from sophomore year in high school. You know who you are ;)"

  • 12.05.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Put Dispencer here!

  • 12.05.2012 10:13 PM PDT

You are weak, and gods must be strong.

  • 12.05.2012 10:16 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

"Your bodies are ready"

  • 12.05.2012 10:17 PM PDT

"Remember who you are..."

  • 12.05.2012 10:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

"If you all touch each other's dicks, you may live."

Chaos ensues.

  • 12.05.2012 10:19 PM PDT

What a waste....


Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
"If you all touch each other's dicks, you may live."

Chaos ensues.
Wonderful.

Shout "PENI5!" into the microphone.

Alternatively, "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!"

"YOLO" if I wan't everyone to collectively cringe.

  • 12.05.2012 10:20 PM PDT
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You Eyeballin Me?

"Hunters! Let The Master Chief Show You How Its Done!"

Alternativley:

"You Eyeballin Me?"

  • 12.05.2012 10:21 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

"-blam!- all"

  • 12.05.2012 10:22 PM PDT

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  • 12.05.2012 10:24 PM PDT

"If you treat people right, they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

"No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected."
-John-117

I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!

[Edited on 12.05.2012 10:25 PM PST]

  • 12.05.2012 10:24 PM PDT


Posted by: mastesargent
Hey, Dandy Man... you missed! WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!


Ha, my first inclination was to just say, "White Chicks was amazing!"

  • 12.05.2012 10:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Lord Pyro
I play for fun and armory completion. :)

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

  • 12.05.2012 10:30 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

  • 12.05.2012 10:32 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

WAR IS PEACE; FREEDOM IS SLAVERY; IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

  • 12.05.2012 10:32 PM PDT
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Keep hustling cuz

  • 12.05.2012 11:13 PM PDT

Shrek is dreck

  • 12.05.2012 11:22 PM PDT