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Subject: No, seriously, what is wrong with this post

I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

Is this like, reverse troll or something? I don't get it. This is as normal a post as you can get...

????

  • 12.05.2012 11:58 PM PDT

LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

EDIT: No one tell him! He has to see it for himself!

[Edited on 12.05.2012 11:59 PM PST]

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Posted by: Gaara444
LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

  • 12.05.2012 11:59 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Nice try OP.

It is a reference to Porch Day which causes locks/bans pretty much instantly.

The Mods have a little siren that goes off whenever anyone talks about it.

So... Inb4thelock

  • 12.05.2012 11:59 PM PDT


Posted by: Gaara444
LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

EDIT: No one tell him! He has to see it for himself!


I thought you blocked me.

  • 12.05.2012 11:59 PM PDT
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Trying way too hard, it's pathetic.

  • 12.06.2012 12:00 AM PDT
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Back in ye olde days of The Flood. There was a day, known as Porch Day. There were hundreds of threads about porches, and the Flood was never the same.

Edit: I think I actually got a screenshot of it. One second.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 12:02 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 12:00 AM PDT


Posted by: culexus
Nice try OP.

It is a reference to Porch Day which causes locks/bans pretty much instantly.

The Mods have a little siren that goes off whenever anyone talks about it.

So... Inb4thelock


okay, time to look up porch day.

  • 12.06.2012 12:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: Drunky1993

Posted by: Gaara444
LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

EDIT: No one tell him! He has to see it for himself!


I thought you blocked me.
Never heard that before on here.

  • 12.06.2012 12:00 AM PDT

Mreh.

You didn't need to start a new thread, unless this thread isn't about what I'm thinking it's about; in which case, carry on.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 12:01 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 12:00 AM PDT


Posted by: Drunky1993

Posted by: Gaara444
LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

EDIT: No one tell him! He has to see it for himself!


I thought you blocked me.

Since when was The Flood your inbox?

  • 12.06.2012 12:00 AM PDT

You better close this sig when your done.


Posted by: Drunky1993

Posted by: Gaara444
LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

EDIT: No one tell him! He has to see it for himself!


I thought you blocked me.

Blocking a user only blocks Private Messages, not forum posts.

Posted by: Ushan
You didn't need to start a new thread, unless this thread isn't about what I'm thinking it's about; in which case, carry on.

If he's like me then he had no clue what Porch Day was. I just decided to look it up instead of making a post.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 12:04 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 12:02 AM PDT

ok so i'm getting this from urban dictionary:

porch day:Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.


I still don't get it. I'm not even joking. Smeone pm me about this to get a serious response please.

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Posted by: Drunky1993

Posted by: Gaara444
LOL OP's never heard of Porch Day.

EDIT: No one tell him! He has to see it for himself!


I thought you blocked me.

Since when was The Flood your inbox?


lol op is super newbieeeeee

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Posted by: Drunky1993
ok so i'm getting this from urban dictionary:

porch day:Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.


I still don't get it. I'm not even joking. Smeone pm me about this to get a serious response please.


Read what you quoted.
If you don't get it you don't deserve to.

Now shut up and go away.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 12:04 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 12:04 AM PDT

Posted by: Drunky1993
ok so i'm getting this from urban dictionary:

porch day:Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.


I still don't get it. I'm not even joking. Smeone pm me about this to get a serious response please.

If you cannot understand that, then you truly are drunk.

  • 12.06.2012 12:05 AM PDT


Posted by: Drunky1993
I still don't get it. I'm not even joking. Smeone pm me about this to get a serious response please.

What don't you understand?

  • 12.06.2012 12:05 AM PDT


Posted by: ankerd123

Posted by: Drunky1993
ok so i'm getting this from urban dictionary:

porch day:Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.


I still don't get it. I'm not even joking. Smeone pm me about this to get a serious response please.


Read what you quoted.
If you don't get it you don't deserve to.

Now shut up and go away.


no...there is nothing even noteworthy here. There's clearly a reference that has extremely bad connotation. FFS, someone please answer me.

  • 12.06.2012 12:06 AM PDT


Posted by: Drunky1993
no...there is nothing even noteworthy here. There's clearly a reference that has extremely bad connotation. FFS, someone please answer me.

How so it describes what happened fairly well?

  • 12.06.2012 12:07 AM PDT


Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: Drunky1993
no...there is nothing even noteworthy here. There's clearly a reference that has extremely bad connotation. FFS, someone please answer me.

How so it describes what happened fairly well?


Well aren't you the little troll. That's seriously what trolling is folks, purposely trying to provoke another person. This is actually pissing me off >.>

  • 12.06.2012 12:09 AM PDT

You're new to The Flood aren't you?

>Member since 08.

Oh my, did you just recently start posting? How do you NOT know what Porch Day is?

Posted by: Drunky1993
Well aren't you the little troll. That's seriously what trolling is folks, purposely trying to provoke another person. This is actually pissing me off >.>


[Edited on 12.06.2012 12:11 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 12:10 AM PDT


Posted by: Drunky1993
Well aren't you the little troll. That's seriously what trolling is folks, purposely trying to provoke another person. This is actually pissing me off >.>

Lol how do my posts make me a troll when I am trying to help you? Damn if I wanted to troll I would do it in an easier thread, but personally trolling on here is pointless since people get upset over me posting my opinion. So there is no real need to make up a fake one to get people mad. Though back on topic I don't see why you can't understand what is wrong with the post after reading what porch day is.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 12:13 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 12:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Gaara444
You're new to The Flood aren't you?

>Member since 08.

Oh my, did you just recently start posting? How do you NOT know what Porch Day is?

Posted by: Drunky1993
Well aren't you the little troll. That's seriously what trolling is folks, purposely trying to provoke another person. This is actually pissing me off >.>


Can I just get a straightforward answer to my question, please?
sigh...

  • 12.06.2012 12:13 AM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

It's parody thread mass spam and is prohibited. And this thread is inappropriate. If you have a question about why a thread was locked, PM a moderator or, as a last resort, post in the Community Forum.

  • 12.06.2012 12:15 AM PDT