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  • 12.06.2012 4:15 AM PDT
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it's simple, we kill the batman.

  • 12.06.2012 4:16 AM PDT
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Real account.

Join me as we make new friends from different communities!

If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

You stick point A into point B.

  • 12.06.2012 4:16 AM PDT

Just impregnate yourself, it's not that hard.

  • 12.06.2012 4:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

The circular shape goes into the eye shape.

  • 12.06.2012 4:18 AM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader

Aliens

  • 12.06.2012 4:18 AM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Pop the penor into special slit.

  • 12.06.2012 4:18 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

I have a flower around my peni$. Bee's come and fly around it and they collect my sperm. Then they fly over to the ladies. During the day time her flower is wide open. The bee lands on it and it spreads my sperm all over it.

A couple of weeks latter a seed forms. The women takes that seed and plants it into the ground. Sometime after that the seed grows into a flower. Every month that flower gets bigger and bigger. 9 months later that flower opens up with a baby inside it.

  • 12.06.2012 4:29 AM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

OP is so clever and funny

  • 12.06.2012 4:31 AM PDT

Weird...I learned that yesterday in Bio class.




  • 12.06.2012 4:34 AM PDT

Pull out?

  • 12.06.2012 4:52 AM PDT

Uhm.... I don't think you should reproduce....

Google is your friend.

  • 12.06.2012 4:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

how is babby formed

  • 12.06.2012 5:29 AM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

You have to take a box of tooth pics and TOSS THEM OFF A CLIFF, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!

OT: Cut yourself exactly in half and you'll reproduce. Trust me, I'm not a docter.

  • 12.06.2012 5:31 AM PDT
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Please don't.

  • 12.06.2012 5:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: random no337
how is babby formed


They need to do way instain mother > who kill their babbys becuse babby cant fright back?

  • 12.06.2012 5:37 AM PDT

Remember Elk

Enter your floppy


disc into the mother




board of your sexy ass



machine.


Please note that I know that this is not how things work with sex or computers, it was meant to make at least 1 person grin for a moment before catching himself and return to frowning at the floods persistent idiocy.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 5:42 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 5:42 AM PDT

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

R*pe a pregnant b*tch and tell my friends I had a threesome.

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  • 12.06.2012 5:42 AM PDT

What the hell am I reading flood?

Damn...this is just sad...

  • 12.06.2012 5:43 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

You're not a cell.

  • 12.06.2012 5:45 AM PDT

Do not invite me to your private group. I will not join.

Son, I think you and me need to sit down a talk about the birds and the bees...... And other things.

  • 12.06.2012 5:46 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Hmm.. interresting question, this video might bring you closer to the answer: How to get turned on

  • 12.06.2012 5:49 AM PDT

Get off Bungie and get back to doing your school work.

  • 12.06.2012 5:50 AM PDT

Cole

You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

  • 12.06.2012 6:08 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Get off Bungie and get back to doing your school work.

What happens if he has maths homework?

  • 12.06.2012 6:09 AM PDT

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