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Subject: Post lame jokes here.

What does the penguin say to the other penguin?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!


Its a very hard joke to understand.

  • 12.06.2012 8:07 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

I hate jokes.

  • 12.06.2012 8:08 AM PDT

Buy a 12 pack of Penguin bars. 12 hilariously unfunny jokes.

  • 12.06.2012 8:08 AM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

OP

  • 12.06.2012 8:08 AM PDT

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the others side.

  • 12.06.2012 8:08 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: BadGuyJames

  • 12.06.2012 8:09 AM PDT

~:O>~~

Guess who has all the luck!?

THIS GUY!!!

  • 12.06.2012 8:09 AM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

Feminism

  • 12.06.2012 8:10 AM PDT

I make Halo related videos on YouTube, here is my link:

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Why did the baby cross the road, because he was stapled to a chicken.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 8:12 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 8:11 AM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

So OP walks into a bar....

  • 12.06.2012 8:11 AM PDT


Posted by: Reclaimerz
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NOW YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU DID.

  • 12.06.2012 8:12 AM PDT

I make Halo related videos on YouTube, here is my link:

YouTube Subscribe!

God damn it!

  • 12.06.2012 8:12 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: GrandmasterNinja
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the others side.

Nope. Because it was too far to fly.

  • 12.06.2012 8:12 AM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

Because he couldn't afford the gas bill

  • 12.06.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?

It was rated Arr.

  • 12.06.2012 8:17 AM PDT

hi

what did Santa say to his wife when it started raining?




nothing, because he doesn't exist.

merry Christmas.

  • 12.06.2012 8:18 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

| Eighth Column |

Today I was asked, in a survey, what I thought of the ignorance and apathy on campus. After a moment I responded "I don't know and I don't care".

Buh Duh Pssh

  • 12.06.2012 8:21 AM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: adaben
what did Santa say to his wife when it started raining?




nothing, because he doesn't exist.

merry Christmas.


Don't lie Santa will deliver me my waifu statue this Christmas.

  • 12.06.2012 8:23 AM PDT


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: adaben
what did Santa say to his wife when it started raining?




nothing, because he doesn't exist.

merry Christmas.


Don't lie Santa will deliver me my waifu statue this Christmas.


Whatever you say.

  • 12.06.2012 8:24 AM PDT

Everything you know is wrong.

A child passed his uncle in the forest.

  • 12.06.2012 8:24 AM PDT

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?

  • 12.06.2012 8:32 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Why did the idiot jump over the glass wall?




To see what was on the other side.

  • 12.06.2012 8:33 AM PDT

Why did the stupid chicken cross the road?







Because hes nan is fkn -blam!- man!

  • 12.06.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Santa sat in the room with many eyes upon him while he was sweating. He was in court and the question "Where did the bad man touch you?" was asked

  • 12.06.2012 8:36 AM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.

Man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Seven men walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have noticed.

  • 12.06.2012 8:37 AM PDT

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