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Subject: What is the Manliest movie ever made?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Well?

What is the one movie that is made to be the pinnacle of manliness? The one that stands above all as it.


My Submission:

The original Conan the Barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Some famous quotes:

Conan, what is best in life?

TO CRUSH YOU ENEMIES
TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN

Yes, that is best


Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

Conan's Father: Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
*Points to sword*
This, this you can trust


Even the opening is manly

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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The Notebook

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Barbie.

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Posted by: Not The Joker
The Notebook


Is an amazing movie.

OT: The Godfather

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Freaky Friday

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Die Hard. Its a manly movie, and an amazing film.

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People will disagree but...

Twilight, all of them.

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300

This is manliness.

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Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

Every single film that stars Samuel L. Jackson.

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NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM

"HA! Krom laughs at your Four Winds."

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Napoleon Dynamite.

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Love your friends, Die laughing.

Heat.


That movie is EPIC.

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I liked the part when Conan punched a horse. But that horse punch has been surpassed by this horse punch for me now.

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The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

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Posted by: abelsinh
Heat.


That movie is EPIC.


That really is a pretty great movie.

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Rustled Jimmies

act of valor

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"Wake me...when you need me."

Predator. Just look at the cast.

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Pass the controller bro


Posted by: abelsinh
Heat.

Word.


Posted by: Hi GunKoMa
300


Hah!

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

300.

It put so much effort into being manly it seems quite comical.

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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

It's gotta go to predator. Hands down.

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RIP Derek Farley

I haven't seen it, but I'd imagine "The Expendables" would qualify.

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Posted by: Swamptik
Predator. Just look at the cast.

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