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Subject: The Friendzone - It exists !

A real man

Flooooood!

Today I friendzoned a girl !!!

She's an old friend and literally everyone of my guy friends has liked her at some point.

The friendzone does exist and is brilliant to be on top of.

Trust me.

Have any of you been friendzoned or friendzoned anyone?

[Edited on 12.06.2012 10:49 AM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 10:46 AM PDT
Subject: The Freindzone - It exists !

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Freind...

Do you mean Friend?

  • 12.06.2012 10:46 AM PDT

jerk

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I friendzone all women under 9/10

  • 12.06.2012 10:47 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Post a picture of your face when she starts seeing other people.

  • 12.06.2012 10:51 AM PDT


Posted by: Flood Emperor
I friendzone all women under 9/10


Flood Emperor


lol

  • 12.06.2012 10:52 AM PDT
Subject: The Friendzone - It exists !

Uh...what?

  • 12.06.2012 10:54 AM PDT
Subject: The Freindzone - It exists !

@spaboolly

What?! You wouldn't even give her a chance? Why not? I'm sure she's a nice, attractive girl. She deserves a relationship because she has feelings for you, after standing by you even when you were down.

You know what I think, OP? I think you're a heartless -blam!- who doesn't deserve a nice girl!!!

  • 12.06.2012 10:58 AM PDT

A real man


Posted by: MsCadetUNIVERSE
What?! You wouldn't even give her a chance? Why not? I'm sure she's a nice, attractive girl. She deserves a relationship because she has feelings for you, after standing by you even when you were down.

You know what I think, OP? I think you're a heartless -blam!- who doesn't deserve a nice girl!!!


Where the -blam!- did that come from?

  • 12.06.2012 10:59 AM PDT


Posted by: MsCadetUNIVERSE
What?! You wouldn't even give her a chance? Why not? I'm sure she's a nice, attractive girl. She deserves a relationship because she has feelings for you, after standing by you even when you were down.

You know what I think, OP? I think you're a heartless -blam!- who doesn't deserve a nice girl!!!

I have to say I agree with this, but...to a lesser extent. That's a bit much.

  • 12.06.2012 11:01 AM PDT

@spaboolly


Posted by: thechosem 1

Posted by: MsCadetUNIVERSE
What?! You wouldn't even give her a chance? Why not? I'm sure she's a nice, attractive girl. She deserves a relationship because she has feelings for you, after standing by you even when you were down.

You know what I think, OP? I think you're a heartless -blam!- who doesn't deserve a nice girl!!!


Where the -blam!- did that come from?

It was meant as a satirical reference to the common reaction teenage boys have to being "friendzoned."

  • 12.06.2012 11:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

...........no

  • 12.06.2012 11:04 AM PDT
Subject: The Freindzone - It exists !

A real man


Posted by: Crimson Sapphire

Posted by: MsCadetUNIVERSE
What?! You wouldn't even give her a chance? Why not? I'm sure she's a nice, attractive girl. She deserves a relationship because she has feelings for you, after standing by you even when you were down.

You know what I think, OP? I think you're a heartless -blam!- who doesn't deserve a nice girl!!!

I have to say I agree with this, but...to a lesser extent. That's a bit much.


She changes who she likes everyday.

I've been in those situations and it aint pretty

  • 12.06.2012 11:04 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

The "Friendzone" is a mental space where guys pine over females that don't like them. Since they will not move on in life, they think its a space they can't escape from.

Its nothing more than being rejected, and the inability to move on.

So, unless she continues to pine after you, and you just want to be friends with her, she isn't in the friendzone. You just rejected her, and now she really will just be friends.

  • 12.06.2012 11:10 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

MCU's joke wasn't as funny after she had to explain it to OP. :(

So much wooshing going on today.

  • 12.06.2012 11:17 AM PDT
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I'm not mean. I don't troll. I like The Flood.
~08/08/2000~ I'm 11 right now. Please don't let this convey an immature image of me.

I've friendzoned three girls since August.

  • 12.06.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: To Infinity
I just got friendzoned this week.. does the FZ count if youve already hit it?
No. That just means you got used.

  • 12.06.2012 11:21 AM PDT
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A real man


Posted by: True Underdog
MCU's joke wasn't as funny after she had to explain it to OP. :(

So much wooshing going on today.


Jealousy does not suit you Underdog.

Mabye one day you'll get girls like I do...

Perhaps try go clubbing with Recon?

  • 12.06.2012 11:21 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Terrible deflection after you got woosh'd hard OP. Nice idea but 2/10 (WNB) on the execution.

Old Man Recon is too classy for clubs. We've been out for coffee once, but that's it.

  • 12.06.2012 11:23 AM PDT
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I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
Bans on the main forms: 10


Posted by: thechosem 1
The Freindzone - It exists !

No.
Get away.

  • 12.06.2012 11:23 AM PDT
Subject: The Freindzone - It exists !

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: thechosem 1

Posted by: True Underdog
MCU's joke wasn't as funny after she had to explain it to OP. :(

So much wooshing going on today.


Jealousy does not suit you Underdog.

Mabye one day you'll get girls like I do...

Perhaps try go clubbing with Recon?
which has everything to do with the topic at hand...

  • 12.06.2012 11:24 AM PDT

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Posted by: thechosem 1

Have any of you been friendzoned or friendzoned anyone?


Nope.

  • 12.06.2012 11:24 AM PDT
Subject: The Freindzone - It exists !


Posted by: Flood Emperor
I friendzone all women under 9/10

  • 12.06.2012 11:25 AM PDT

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