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I was walking home from school yesturday when a head popped out of a hole in a tree. It greeted me with a smile as i walked past, it was very handsome. That night I had dreams about the head, I fancied it, and I was going to ask if it fancied me the next time i saw it. Today I was walking home from school and the head popped out again, but then it's nose fell off! It was still smiling but because it had no nose it was only semi handsome. I felt like I no longer fancied the head so i walked past, but I still appreciated it's company. I was thinking i could settle for semi handsome though, and it is great company, what should I do?

  • 12.06.2012 12:25 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Take yourself to a therapist.

  • 12.06.2012 12:26 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Stop doing drugs.

  • 12.06.2012 12:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Take yourself to a therapist.

  • 12.06.2012 12:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Take yourself to a therapist.

  • 12.06.2012 12:27 PM PDT

The wet frog can always change...

  • 12.06.2012 12:27 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
The wet frog can always change...

wise words, I feel like i've heard that before

  • 12.06.2012 12:29 PM PDT

Lay off the LSD.

  • 12.06.2012 12:30 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

But did it have a neck?

  • 12.06.2012 12:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Defogner

Posted by: BF117HALO
The wet frog can always change...

wise words, I feel like i've heard that before


They were said by a very intelligent man, who had an incredibly sad story.

  • 12.06.2012 12:31 PM PDT

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  • 12.06.2012 12:33 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Defogner

Posted by: BF117HALO
The wet frog can always change...

wise words, I feel like i've heard that before


They were said by a very intelligent man, who had an incredibly sad story.


But did the otter escape the ship?

  • 12.06.2012 12:34 PM PDT


Posted by: Emperor Gillard
But did it have a neck?
Don't tell me this is Mr.Obsessed with Necks.

  • 12.06.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Take it out to dinner.

  • 12.06.2012 12:36 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: Tigerclaw1760

Posted by: Emperor Gillard
But did it have a neck?
Don't tell me this is Mr.Obsessed with Necks.

Yeah, it is.

  • 12.06.2012 12:37 PM PDT

To answer all of your silly questions of course it had a neck, otherwise it wouldn't make sense that it had a head. Having a head is a evolutionary process, we all begin with just necks, it's the more intelligent of us who develope heads. God is the innocence of having just a neck attractive though...

  • 12.06.2012 12:41 PM PDT

I think I understand hieroglyphics more than I understand this.

  • 12.06.2012 12:45 PM PDT

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Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

I got 99 problems, but a head in a tree ain't one.

  • 12.06.2012 12:46 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: RdOG1507
I got 99 problems, but a head in a tree ain't one.

Maybe you're a head in a tree, then.

  • 12.06.2012 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Hey, guys, what's going on in this thread?
Someone tell Kivell that he is a lie.


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  • 12.06.2012 12:49 PM PDT

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My brain keeps telling me you've fallen in love with a squirrel or something but I feel like there's more to this...

  • 12.06.2012 12:53 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

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Posted by: CamCamm
Stop doing drugs.

  • 12.06.2012 12:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm
Stop doing drugs.

  • 12.06.2012 12:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: CamCamm
Stop doing drugs.

  • 12.06.2012 12:58 PM PDT

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If the face smiled - you have to do the following:

go up to a pine tree, make sure it has plums growing on it. Shake the tree 13.5 times. A shark will fall off the tree. Put that shark in a basket and put that basket in the back pocket of your favorite jeans. Now, put those jeans on a merry-go-round, let it spin anti-clock wise 0.8645 times at the speed of 4 RPM. After that, shave the shark. after that, come back to the tree where you saw the face and mate with the shark. If the face will stop smiling, you have found your soulmate, otherwise its just a mirage which will pass after you have reached the age of 26.34 years.

  • 12.06.2012 1:13 PM PDT