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Subject: I need some good jokes to tell at a film festival!

I'm giving a small little speech to introduce the PSA category in a film festival here at Towson University.

I need some good jokes to tell that are PSA related perhaps.

I can haz help?

  • 12.06.2012 1:01 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

What's the difference between a duck?

  • 12.06.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken.

  • 12.06.2012 1:03 PM PDT

1LUV

What's up with airline food?

  • 12.06.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Heads up, terrible unfunny jokes incoming!

  • 12.06.2012 1:04 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Forget the jokes -- just add subtle humor to your speech here and there.

Otherwise it's going to sound forced and probably not funny.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 1:05 PM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 1:05 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Why did the duck cross the river?

  • 12.06.2012 1:27 PM PDT