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Subject: Is life just a sick joke?

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Posted by: MadGiggy

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Posted by: Heven644
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
Until the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to a dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player
who struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more. It is a tale
told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing...


Is that Shakespeare?

MacBeth. We had to memorize it for English.


So... are you practicing? Or calling me a moron?

No, no calling you a moron. We had to memorize that passage the last week or so, as in I put it off until yesterday for the quiz over it today, which I passed, as far as I know!

  • 12.06.2012 4:46 PM PDT

I must say you got me.

  • 12.06.2012 4:46 PM PDT

10/10 You got me unexpected good job

  • 12.06.2012 4:47 PM PDT


Posted by: MadGiggy
I hate my -blam!- life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a -blam!- lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I'll probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally everyday. If I told my boss, he would probably just cut my already low salary. All that jerk cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous Southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. -blam!-.

I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned how to drive. I fail the driver's test EVERY -blam!- TIME I TAKE IT. -blam!- THIS.

Worst of all is that I live in a -blam!- pineapple at the bottom of the sea.


This Post was epic OP, 07/12/2012 (UK) never forget.

  • 12.06.2012 4:48 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Gah, I get fooled by this every year.

  • 12.06.2012 4:48 PM PDT
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I like this

  • 12.06.2012 4:53 PM PDT

Donuts > all other food


Posted by: Guscon
This was new to me, and I enjoyed it ^^

  • 12.06.2012 4:53 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH


Posted by: Guscon
This was new to me, and I enjoyed it ^^

  • 12.06.2012 4:54 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

You got me OP.

You got me good.

  • 12.06.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Taconomicon
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO

Nice copypasta.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 5:44 PM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 5:43 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Flaming Wombat
Nice copypasta.

y u sucha killjoy

  • 12.06.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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Why... why can't we have more people like you in this world. very clever sir

  • 12.06.2012 5:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Taconomicon
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: Flaming Wombat
Nice copypasta.

y u sucha killjoy

Because I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a -blam!- lowly cook at fast food joint.

That's why.

  • 12.06.2012 5:45 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...


Posted by: Not The Joker
Oh.

OH.

OHHHHH

  • 12.06.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Sounds like Spongebob.
Ohhh....
Good one dude...

Until you added the pineapple under the sea part.

[Edited on 12.06.2012 5:51 PM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 5:50 PM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.


Posted by: finalknight92
ITT: People who fail at reading comprehension

  • 12.06.2012 5:52 PM PDT

Except I don't think you realize that you actually love your job. And your retarded friend shares a lot in common with you. You enjoy life together at the fullest. The next best part is that you ride a -blam!- unicycle like a boss and it sure as hell seems like you get around places pretty well. I think you should stop complaining. Your life seems wondrously jovial.

  • 12.06.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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Been done before. As soon as I read the line about the southern belle thing, I recognized what this was.

  • 12.06.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Turkey

ROFL! IDGAF if this is old; it's new to me, and it made me laugh.

10/10, would read again. Thank you, OP. Quality thread.

  • 12.06.2012 5:58 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!

This is copypasta.

  • 12.06.2012 6:00 PM PDT