I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.
Some call it the 'most wonderful time of the year', others call it nothing but a Corporate Cash Grab but there is no denying the joy one receives when ripping open presents brought to them by a home invading fat man in a red suit.
For this very reason we have Santa Clause lookalikes stationed at thousands of shopping complexes across the world.
Where young boys and girls can tell 'Old Saint Nick about all the stuff they don't deserve!
Oh look, you're next in line to have your turn to sit on Santy Clauses lap.
Now the elves are letting you through!
Oh golly gosh Father Christmas sure does look happy to see you!
[Picture for reference]
"So, uh, what do you want for Christmas little one?"
[Edited on 12.06.2012 4:10 PM PST]