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Subject: Guys I really need your input on a girl situation...
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I'm 19, still taking high school classes. I don't have enough credits to graduate
Last Thursday, this new girl was introduced to the class: Stacy. She's beautiful.
Now before you criticize me, hear me out. I'm NOT a popular guy. I'm tall, too skinny, dressing weird.
Anywas, this was my chance. A new beginning before anyone told her about me. Now get this: the teacher sat her right next to me.
I was determined to get her; I mustered every ounce of courage I have in my lanky being.
So I talked to her. We had an amazing conversation, and got in trouble for talking during the lecture.
She's also in my next class. We still get yelled at for laughing and talking during class. We got kicked out of Vet Science shortly after. I'm bummed because it's my favourite class.
She's so energetic... We run off campus, and I'm having the time of my life here.
The day ends, she says goodbye. I go home to a dysfunctional family, going straight to my computer.


One. New. Friend. Request. It was Stacy. I was ecstatic.


We hung out all weekend, and had a great time. It's tuesday. We hang out at school all the time.
I'm in love with Stacy.. She says I'm different than all the other guys. She likes me, so we go out. Butterflies were in my stomach; but I was on cloud nine. This is the best feeling in the world.
When I got home, my parents got into a huge fight. I told them to calm down; my parents yell at me, and tell me to get out of the house. So I call Stacy, and she invites me over.


This is the part where it gets crappy.


I get to her house; it's huge. There's even a pool in the backyard. Her dad is a hoarder. The house is full of junk. Stacy apologizes and invites me to her room. It was spotless! We spent the rest of the day together swimming and messing around. I didn't want to go home, so I sleep there for a night.


When I awoke, I was still bummed about my parents fighting and kicking me out. There was a knock on the door; it was her mom. She's a big CEO of an insurance company that just got back from a business trip. Stacy bought us McDonalds breakfast. We get ready for school, and her mom drives us to school.


That's when it hit me.


I asked Stacy if I could come over after school. We hung around by the pool. Her mom came back from her business trip.
She was around, she wasn't trying to give me the slip. She knows I'm not the little boy that I used to be.
I'm all grown up. Now baby can't you see? Stacy's mom has got it going on; she's all I want, and I've waited for so long.
Stacy can't you see? You're just not the girl for me.


I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

  • 12.06.2012 4:25 PM PDT
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  • 12.06.2012 4:26 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Tl;dr.

  • 12.06.2012 4:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Vines Wrap
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

Stacy's Mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited so long...

  • 12.06.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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I didn't laugh

And you're a lying -blam!- shot

  • 12.06.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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...

7/10

  • 12.06.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

I saw that from a mile away.

3/10

[Edited on 12.06.2012 4:28 PM PST]

  • 12.06.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Join Sapphire


*Sips Chocolate Milk*

I quite enjoyed this.

10/10

  • 12.06.2012 4:30 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Old, it's been done time and time again.

  • 12.06.2012 4:33 PM PDT

.-. are you surus?

  • 12.06.2012 4:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Chaos St33l
I quite enjoyed this.

10/10


Then you're easily amused twat

  • 12.06.2012 4:37 PM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
My File Share
Try using the Search Bar next time.
Halo 2 was the best Halo game
A7x FoREVer!

And I was hoping the thread would turn into quoting the lyrics of the song... I am disappoint.

  • 12.06.2012 4:37 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

0/10

copypasta

  • 12.06.2012 4:38 PM PDT