- SonOfTheShire
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- Fabled Legendary Member
I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
OP, let me tell you about that alligator.
Her name was Alice. She was only five years old. She had a family, OP, and she had dreams. She wanted to be the first Alligator to travel into space. That was her dream OP, and it was a fine dream.
But she didn't achieve her dream. Instead, she was killed before her prime. And now you're going to display her head.
You absolute jerk.