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Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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ITT: We discuss why the chicken crossed the road.

I think he was desperate for a foot long meatball marinara from Subway.

  • 12.06.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

To get away from you and your chicken-loving shenanigans.

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What is love? Baby don't hurt me...

Something something your mother.

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Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Vsauce has the answer.

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The other side had bacon.

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To eat some KFC.

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Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

To see what was on the other side...


... And t'was a chicken concentration camp. They were forced to eat and get fat, then they were loaded onto a truck with a large golden arch on the side (which they called a "smile").

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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Vsauce has the answer.
nope.avi

  • 12.06.2012 7:42 PM PDT

You just lost the game. Now facepalm yourself for clicking this :P

Vsause
This!!!

  • 12.06.2012 7:43 PM PDT

To flee from Halo Waypoint

  • 12.06.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Covan was here, December 20th.

Come back later, after he's out of Parris Island.

Everything I say is a lie.

  • 12.06.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

The ROOSTER's on his way to a diner to be a sacrifice to the giants. In return, his family has been granted immunity to further sacrifices. Supposedly.

But in reality, they will just be saved so they can be served in a 50 piece chicken nuggets meal. They will die slow agonizing deaths, his wife getting to die last as she watches the life slowly seep from her young chicks. And that egg she just hatched, the one she was so excited about because she thought she was no longer capable of laying eggs? Yeah, that one will be separated and given to a giant for breakfast. He likes his eggs scrambled.

  • 12.06.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

Ness...

  • 12.06.2012 7:46 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: elite_gamer84

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Vsauce has the answer.
nope.avi
Your name is a dishonor to my kin...

  • 12.06.2012 7:46 PM PDT

Call me Ares

"Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you." -Chade
Nothing is true but perception. Everything is permitted but a lie.

The Spartan 1 Project

He was trying to imagine a world in which no one questioned the chickens motives. Or something like that.

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Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Cuz Yoloswag


















Inb4Getout

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To talk to your sister that's working on the corner

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For Carnage Apply Within BEST GROUP EVAR!!!

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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