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Subject: It's 2 AM, you hear your window break

An intruder is attempting to enter your home. What is your first instinct? You JUST woke up to the sound of the glass breaking, so what are your thoughts. For all we know, it might not even be an intruder.

  • 12.06.2012 10:46 PM PDT
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grab my gun and my mini flashlight. See what happens.

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  • 12.06.2012 10:47 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

  • 12.06.2012 10:47 PM PDT

id go back to bed because im tired

  • 12.06.2012 10:47 PM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

how the hell did they get to the sixth floor?

  • 12.06.2012 10:47 PM PDT

Unleash the hounds.

  • 12.06.2012 10:48 PM PDT

What? People read these?


Posted by: Todge16801
how the hell did they get to the sixth floor?


Grappling hook, duh.

  • 12.06.2012 10:48 PM PDT

"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength"

"I now have a good excuse not to finish this paper"

  • 12.06.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Since when does the 4th layer of hell have any form of windows is the first thing that would come to mind, then i would just realize its something else trying to confuse me and go back to sleeping in the infinite pain and confusion.

  • 12.06.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Banish him to the Shadow Realm.

  • 12.06.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

Falcon punch him back through the window.

  • 12.06.2012 10:49 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Sahara, is that you?

Sharar: Yeah, sorry, I'll pay for the broken window.

Me: Alright. *sleeps*

/thread

  • 12.06.2012 10:49 PM PDT

I prefer to be the man in a mask.

*Pumps shotgun*

  • 12.06.2012 10:50 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

Do my best to get to my baseball bat, as sneakily as I can with phone in hand and bat in the other. Identify the source of the broken glass, and then the source of the cause. If a stranger, call 911 immediately and if the burglar appears unarmed surprise attack with bat.

  • 12.06.2012 10:50 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Posted by: Todge16801
how the hell did they get to the sixth floor?
Similar fashion

[Edited on 12.06.2012 10:52 PM PST]

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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Stay still in room and listen for footsteps. Determine from sound of feet whether large animal, person or dumb bird who flew into window. Identify if person, grab mobile phone from bed, dial 000, grab cricket bat and tell all details. Talk to the operator until the police get here.

Because the police in Australia don't suck.

  • 12.06.2012 10:53 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Open my nighstand drawer, reteive the Sig and rack the slide. I'd then wake my roomate if possible and have him retrieve a weapon in his arsenal, preferably his .30-30. We would then stand at the stairs and slowly walk down, sweeping the apt for intruders. If we fail to scare them off and they come at us with ill intent, we shoot until the threat is gone.

We set up a system of what to do should there be anything from a home invasion to an enferno happen in our apt. Last thing we need is for one of us to shoot the other in an actual emergency.

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blarg.

Turkey slap that -blam!-.

  • 12.06.2012 10:54 PM PDT

Go back to sleep and let my wife deal with it.

  • 12.06.2012 10:55 PM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.

Grab my Spatula.

  • 12.06.2012 10:57 PM PDT

run to my dad's room and grab one of the katana's off his shelf. ain't nothing getting into my house at 2am.

Well actually I live in the safest city in america, if something broke into my window it's def an animal

  • 12.06.2012 11:05 PM PDT

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Grab and load my gun, clear the house, call the hospital to tell the doctors to take off the night because I'll be doing the operating tonight.

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  • 12.06.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

If it happens I'll do something then.

I don't sit around and think about what I'll do if something that will probably never happen happens.

  • 12.06.2012 11:09 PM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam

Begin to charge up my Kamehameha

  • 12.06.2012 11:09 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Grab my hunting knife from beside my bed, creep out of bed and start sneaking around the house to see what's up. Lights staying off, of course. It's easier to remain undetected in the dark, and i've got good eyes for seeing in it.

  • 12.06.2012 11:09 PM PDT

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