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  • 12.07.2012 8:31 AM PDT
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What the bloody -blam!- did I just read?

  • 12.07.2012 8:31 AM PDT

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I bet you wish your father got the foreskin.

  • 12.07.2012 8:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Mastergee
I bet you wish your father got the foreskin.

He was my second choice.

  • 12.07.2012 8:32 AM PDT


Posted by: Engrapadora
Well I was taking a leak this morning and lo and behold, my foreskin fell off, so now I'm a man. I gave the foreskin to my mom and as per tradition she baked it into a cake for everyone to share. And thanks to my dumb luck, my brother is the one who got the piece of cake with the foreskin in it, so I had to make out with him. FML.


Wut?

  • 12.07.2012 8:32 AM PDT

Fair play

Good one, OP.

  • 12.07.2012 8:34 AM PDT

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  • 12.07.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Words can not accurately describe what the Hell I just read.

  • 12.07.2012 8:36 AM PDT

Whaaa can your foreskin just fall off?

  • 12.07.2012 8:38 AM PDT

Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.

  • 12.07.2012 8:44 AM PDT
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  • 12.07.2012 8:45 AM PDT


Posted by: Engrapadora
Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.


I don't have one and you are a very strange person

  • 12.07.2012 8:47 AM PDT

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What?

  • 12.07.2012 8:51 AM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Engrapadora
Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.


I don't have one and you are a very strange person

How am I strange?

  • 12.07.2012 8:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Engrapadora

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Engrapadora
Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.


I don't have one and you are a very strange person

How am I strange?


That a serious question?

  • 12.07.2012 8:53 AM PDT

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Yeaaaah...

No

*get the hell away from thread*

  • 12.07.2012 8:55 AM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Engrapadora

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Engrapadora
Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.


I don't have one and you are a very strange person

How am I strange?


That a serious question?

Yes.

  • 12.07.2012 9:06 AM PDT

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  • 12.07.2012 9:22 AM PDT